rock pools are nothing to fear.
You might find a small cat-fish or a crab or something.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:08, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Or fall over and cut yourself

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:09, Reply)

That's why you need jelly bean shoes!
And if you do fall over and cut yourself, you might get bought a Funny-feet or Feast to make you feel better.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:11, Reply)

When it rained I had to wear a sou'wester, wellies, AND carry an umbrella.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:13, Reply)

You are Dr Foster and you went to Gloucester.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:16, Reply)

I probably wasn't allowed to go there.
I was finally allowed hard sweets when I was 11, and I was about 15 before I doscovered nuts didn't taste of wood.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:18, Reply)

Why were you banned from eating hard boiled sweets?
My mother was always worried I'd choke to death on a peanut and was very concerned about me eating them as there was once a story in a newspaper about someone who had choked to death on a packet of KP.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Mummy didn't want me choking!
I was allowed lollipops as a rare treat.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:20, Reply)

How wonderfully cautious.
I'll bet she'd have had kittens if she'd have seen you walking about with a lolly in your mouth.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:24, Reply)

Wouldn't have happened.
My aunty gave me a boiled sweet when I was nine, and I went and choked on the fucking thing, reinforcing all my mother's fears.
Game over.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:26, Reply)

hahahaha
No chocolate limes for you! (Not that they are very nice), but to grow up without the sherbet lemon... How awful.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:27, Reply)

I went mental when I went to secondary school.
Old-fashioned sweetshop at the foot of the hill.
Oooh, cough candy twists!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:29, Reply)

So whilst most of your classmates were starting to smoke or dabbling in weed
You were getting your kicks from Pineapple Rock and Kola Kubes.

Result!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:34, Reply)

My other aunty let me have Kola Kubes now and again.
Delish.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:35, Reply)

Surely you were allowed Everton mints as a child!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:36, Reply)

At friends' houses and that.
And I could have rock, but I couldn't break bits off
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:38, Reply)

*there there*
I hope you were allowed Spacedust.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:39, Reply)

Totally!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Phew
I was about to phone Childline on your behalf.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:41, Reply)

I was always threatening that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Likewise.
It had to be done.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Pear drops are where it's at
or rhubarb and custards.
(berk, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:35, Reply)

Pear drops give me a sore throat.
They're fumey.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 19:36, Reply)