The bone-idle obstructive jobsworth who are supposed to administer our Production database
there's an intermittent problem - the code hasn't changed just the database, but of the ten "best practices" for fixing this problem, they've leapt on "get the developers to tune their code" and decided they don't need to do any of the others. When forced to actually do something they just randomly try things in the hope it fixes it. Heaven forbid they should trace the problem and find the root cause, that would apparently fall outside their remit.

GAAAH THATS THE ENTIRETY OF A DATABASE ADMINISTRATORS JOB YOU USELESS FUCKTARDS.

aaaaaand... rest.

alt: why not? As long as you have a light, low-carb meal in the evening it might even be a good thing.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:17, Reply)