Never worn either actually you FUCKING CUNT
That's how it's done, missy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:16, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Not even fake tan?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Nope, not even fake tan
It'll probably have to be done at some point, but am resisting for as long as I possibly can
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Blimey.
For a supposed gaybo, you're not very into the lifestyle.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Why "have to"?

( Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Ballroom dancing has a lot of traditions to do with appearance
Notably the slicked hair & tailcoats in the Ballroom disciplines, and in the Latin competitors wear ridiculous clothes, frequently slashed to the waist on men and sporting many a sequin. And fake tan is an absolute must at the upper levels. When we get there, we'll look out of place being pale.

Please don't bother telling me how utterly ridiculous a state of affairs this is, or that these people must look like utter mongs. I am aware of this.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)

You gotta do what you gotta do to get to the top Darth.

( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)

It sucks though
I fucking hate it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)

You got to show your commitment

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)

I've got mental images of you now looking like the Aviva ballroom dancers.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Fuck fucking off
Despite their outfits, we're significantly better than Whitehouse and his trophy wife. Furthermore, I'm not sure what they thought they were doing in that advert, but it sure as hell wasn't any of the ten WDC-approved competition dances.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Haha!
Calm down dear. It's only a commercial.
( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Oops, I think I've touched a nerve here.
Next you'll be saying Strictly Ballroom isn't an accurate depiction of the ballroom dancing circuit!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)

It may well have been in early 90s Australia
But who cares about Australia anyway? They can't even play cricket
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Fuck it, stay pale
You could be the less historically significant Rosa Parks of the ballroom world
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Hahahaha!
Brilliant *clicks*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)