I reckon it takes five minutes to smoke a fag
Four if you're really going for it. So if you were to chain like a bastard, he could be caning 15 before work, 10 at lunch and then, after work... JESUS
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:16, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Only if you smoke like a mincing homo
You can smoke a fag in under a minute, no problem. I used to smoke about ten a day and I'd polish one off in two minutes or so.
( Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:19, Reply)

That's mental
You must have a mouth like a hoover

*unzips*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:25, Reply)

It's not mental
they burn down in five minutes on their own, with a prevailing wind.
( Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:27, Reply)

And you were doing so well until that point.
Poor AA is going to be so disappointed.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:28, Reply)

It is too late for me, son
I'm the Darth Vader of gay jibes.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:32, Reply)