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CHRIST someone start a new thread alreadyTennis. Do you give a shit? If not, how would you enliven it? Or any other sport? Get creative. Rugby is astonishingly dull and ridiculously technical, so I'd improve it by making every little niggly law punishable by intense physical pain. The ball explodes when passed forwards, spikes pop up underneath scrums to stop them exploding, etc.
Alt Q - something about cunnilingus or Denmark
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Rugby's about the only sport I find bearable.You like all the shit ones. You, therefore, are shit.
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Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:56,
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Lazy, obvious reply is lazy and obviousPlease don't freeze me and fuck someone blah blah blah
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Rugby *is* the only sport I find remotely bearable. At least, out of the sports that don't have cars in them.
it's not my fault you like the crap ones.
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Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:00,
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I'm amazed how quickly the space docking meme got old for meUnless I'm much mistaken, you're the youngest person on this thread, a mere whippersnapper at 31. We should discuss how young people today don't know they're born, or something.
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If we're hating on youngstersthen me and Blousie should be fucking *revered*.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:04,
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Old lady thigh hives, more like.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:07,
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Why the fuck aren't you five or six years older than me, you bastard?I can't be the same age as you. It's just depressing.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:10,
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You are revered, you know thisBut not for your age, cos then I'd have to revere Monty too
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There were only so many ways you could approach it.And most people peaked at "And fuck them with a frozen shit ololol".
Didn't have the legs.
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Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:07,
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I concurNot like the "if indeed that is" meme, plenty of permutations there. I doubt it'll die off quite that easily, be prepared for many, many boring references to it yet
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I can't say it bothers meif it's a boring joke I'll ignore it.
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Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:10,
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I took DJ to see Erasure liveand neither of us are gay.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:19,
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I had two boiled eggs for breakfast in DenmarkI couldn't pronounce bacon.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:58,
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Nope, don't give a shit at all.I would enliven all sports by making those that play them, watch them and most of all discuss them on internet forums, flay their own skin off with barbed-wire whips, then roll them in salt and lemon juice before strapping them to the muzzles of cannons and firing the fuckers at noon, a la Edinburgh.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:01,
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Whilst you're down there, love...(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:03,
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I like watching sports with someone who's into it, and trying to come up with the most rediculous questions that I'm not 100% sure about.Like...ermm...."Does the paint on the sponsors on the F1 cars make a differance"
I can't work out how the tire tempratue could make a differance to such a degree and the paint weight/friction not.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:02,
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I can quite happily watch any competitive sport, really.I blame my dad, who only used to turn off the sport channels when it was time for the news.
alt: meh.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:09,
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Oh beth, I know exactly what you mean, Denmark was dull when shakespere invented it for his play Hamlit, and it has never improved since.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:13,
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I don't careI'd banish Tennis, Golf and Snooker to PPV channels.
Has anyone been watching World's Craziest Fools? I caught an episode last night, and was laughing pretty much the entire time, it's fucking fantastic.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:13,
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Yes indeed!I've only seen the first one but was planning to iPlayer the second as soon as my boss fucks off home
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It's fucking brilliantIt's like You've Been Framed, only with people getting actually hurt, and no Harry Hill.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:17,
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Is it full of tits on skateboards being tits?I love watching those idiots getting hurt.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:20,
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I caught it by chance.I chuckled at the bit when some chap had a problem jumping out of a plane.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:30,
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A fellow who works for me used to smoke 100 fags a day.I mean, how is that even possible?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:13,
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They'd have to smoke a cigaretteevery forty seconds for 12 hours. Ish.
Impressive commitment.
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Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:16,
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Less impressive maths though.I reckon abut 8 and a third fags per hour for 12 hours.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:20,
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Yeah, I've just realised.It's tough to do maths when you mix up "hours" with "minutes"
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Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:21,
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That still qualifies for a 'Mein Gott' in my book.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:22,
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Mine too. My best rate is 1 fag every 50 years.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:23,
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That's one more than mebut I've only made it to 37.5 years so far.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:28,
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I reckon it takes five minutes to smoke a fagFour if you're really going for it. So if you were to chain like a bastard, he could be caning 15 before work, 10 at lunch and then, after work... JESUS
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Only if you smoke like a mincing homoYou can smoke a fag in under a minute, no problem. I used to smoke about ten a day and I'd polish one off in two minutes or so.
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Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:19,
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It's not mentalthey burn down in five minutes on their own, with a prevailing wind.
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Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:27,
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And you were doing so well until that point.Poor AA is going to be so disappointed.
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Bit poor taste, Bri, seeing as how Roy Castle met his end...(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:17,
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Well, I thought he sounded a bit out of breath doing all that tap-dancing.(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:22, Reply)
Oh monty, haven't you learnt from the decapitated drug dealer thing about believing everything you hear word-for-word yet?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:17,
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Hahah it seems not.My grandparents used to do 60 each a day, according to my mother.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:19,
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Bloody hellI can't manage more than one every two hours otherwise I get a sore throat.
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It's not to be recommended: it killed my grandfather at 65.He switched to a pipe, which is what my mother believes did for him.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:23,
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I think he smoked it like he smoked fags ie fully inhaled.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:25,
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I think it's more likely that smoking 60 fags a day killed him. I believe the pipe to be incidental.
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Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:27,
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But he hadn't smoked a fag in maybe 15 years when he died.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:33,
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He was smoking a pipe for fifteen years?Your mum was probably right, then.
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Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:39,
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Smoking generally isn't recommended.All I remember from my first try is that I wanted to try again, and again, and again, and again, and again...
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I smoked really hap-hazardly, never got into a rhythmnever formed smoking habits and I still wanted to tear peoples' heads off when I gave up.
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Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:31,
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No, not really.And I know nothing of Denmark. I'm not saying anything about the other one.
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Exploding balls were a feature of the old arcade favourite 'Cyberball'It was robots playing American Football basically. It was that and the Monopoly fruit machine that ensured I was skint for 5 out of the 7 days I endured in Wells-Next-The-Sea back in the day.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:23,
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I've never played an arcade game in my life.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:34,
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You jest surely.Not even Space Invaders or Pac Man?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:35,
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You see the fruit machine I can understand. Not everyone likes to gamble.But to have never been interested in Space Invaders (as a child) is surprising. I thought everyone had dropped a ten pence piece into one.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:36,
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I had a hand-held Space Invaders.I found the fair a horrible place until I discovered LSD and we never went on holiday to the kind of places that would have arcades. I simply never encountered them.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:42,
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Did you send your brother the link to the George outfit?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:44,
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hahahahahaI'll keep my eyes peeled for other gems from yesteryear.
Anything in particular on the 'wish list'?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:48,
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Crab fishing I have done. With little bits of streaky bacon as bait.A family friend used to own a little boatyard on the Solent where we would holiday. There was a gate at the end of the garden straight into the water. It was all jolly good fun.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:38,
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I hope you had lashings of ginger beer.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:38,
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It really was rather like that.Pissing about in boats like in Swallows and Amazons.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:40,
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A beautfiul day you had lunch on the wayAnd all for under a pound you know...
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:42,
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I have actually been to Bangor, on the way to Anglesey.It is without doubt one of the most grey, drab and depressing shitty little towns I have had the misfortune to visit.
THE SONG IS A LIE, JEFF - NOTHING BUT A LIE.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:45,
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Are you saying it cost more than a quid?www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8WiPy1xSkw
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:47,
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I'm saying we didn't have a luvverly time AT ALL.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:51,
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I went for a nice curry in Bangor once.If you'd have gone there you might have enjoyed it more.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:52,
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:33,
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You're half rightThe principle advantage of Ballroom over rugby would be the difference in terms of team-mates.
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You've obviously not seen Stade Francais play in the last few years then ;)(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:54,
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alright quenders and bummists?I am 31. Older than freefair and younger than Monty, a chronological Lucky Pierre, if you will.
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are you going to gaz me the mecha ba$h deets or not, you wog-lover?(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:50, Reply)
There are none other than1) tentative date: Oct 1st
2) town: London
3) venue: possibly The Griffin in Shoreditch or the Brewery Tap in Dalston.
That's it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:54,
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Is there going to be a foam party at this bash?I'm only interested if there's going to be a foam party.
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Kroney, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:55,
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ain't no party like a spongebob party.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:55,
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Nah it's pretty shit in there. No draught beer.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:01,
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I think I went there last week.I prefer Pioneer mixers. I have a dim400.
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Depends on the venue. The one at the Tap is OK.It's reasonably new. If it's at the Griffin I'll borrow one as their gear is terrible, and my own is slightly fucked too.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:03,
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I'm well excited for this.I will have been 21 for a week, you know -cough-
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:57,
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*cough* ?Is 21 the legal age limit for some deviant sexual practice that even I'm unaware of?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:58,
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Nooo, just that my birthday is the 23rd, a week before Monty's and SYFTSso I'm trying to get in on the hot birthdayb4sh action.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:59,
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My birthday is the same bloody day as Monty's and SYFTSI might also be the same age as them, I fear.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:00,
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Oh god, all our parents were busy around the same time :/Jeff has the same birthday as me. And Applebite's is the day after your's.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:03,
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Although I'm somewhat older than you.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:04,
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A little. Only a little.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:04,
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I'm a lot.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:07,
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You really should consider popping down for this, you know.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:04,
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I shall indeed consider it.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:05,
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We could go for something decent to eat into the bargain.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:07,
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That is indeed an interesting planI'll look into the dates.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:12,
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You are totally in on the b4$h ack-shonn.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:01,
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Excellent!Also, we should do something soon. Let me know when the lovely lady's work has settled down a bit.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:04,
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That I shall. It's fucking hectic for her right now though.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:06,
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Hey.It's my birthday on the 23rd as well.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:02,
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I know!Bet you won't come to the mechab4sh though!
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:03,
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of you going to Shoreditch. You will get raped by Noel Fielding.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:12,
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Won't you and your mad boxing skillz be there to save me?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:13,
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Even I couldn't hit Noel Fielding, I'm not convinced it isn't a Doris.Doubt it but might make the trip.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:14,
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I heard the secret main act wil be BLUE HAZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:59,
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Piston has been hired at great cost to compare(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:00,
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Spakkerman is the secret midnight dj(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:00,
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Oh, come on, tell me this is actually true.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:00,
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Well, truth be told he's going to be held in reserve to clear the place of lolinternetfatties at the end(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:02,
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aw, man, don't spoil it.You know he's so awful that in some odd way it would be good. Maybe.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:05,
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It's not really that technicalalthough, granted, it rather helps if you have played it. I suspect there is enough intense physical pain without you punishing offences with spikes, though.
I have never knowingly supped from the furry cup of a Dane therefore I have limited /alt to offer.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:53,
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MAKE SOMETHING UPand do it quick like, am going home in five minutes
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All Danish women have clitori shaped like tiny mermaids.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:56,
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And yeast infections are now illegal.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:57,
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Oh, that took me far too longA full 9.8 from the Albanian judge there, the crowd are going wild.
although it was just another one of this things totally made up by the Daily Fail in their "European bastards ruining our good old xenophobic way of life" category, you do know that?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:04,
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Yeah, I seem to remember it wasn't al that it seemed.Which is good. I love marmite. Everyone should have some yeasty goodness.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:05,
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It's to do with how it is labelled.If they want to sell marmite as somethingorotherIcan'tremember then it needs to be labelled withaloadofstuffthatslipsmymind but they were never actually going to ban it being sold as a foodstuff. Or something. To be honest, I lost interest very early, can't stand the stuff - unfortunately several years using industrial yeast extract to feed bacteria tends to rather put you off it.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:10,
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That is exquisite,It's a 10/10 from me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:05,
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bees, into what, now?I thought DiT was a gentlemantype?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:59,
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like, far out.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:01,
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*extensive applause*Come on everyone, let's show some appreciation, that was crackin'
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sport, dullbut it keeps the scummy masses amused
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:11,
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jugger isthat's a sport played at larp, but larp isn't, I'm sure
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:21,
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Well you joined a gym. So that's sport.Thus making you a member of the 'scummy masses'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:22,
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gym isn't sportit's just exercising
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:37,
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I've just had to post the picture that says "arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics"calm me down before I smash my keyboard
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:12,
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I'm not sure why you are so angry K,But have a smoke and maybe some grapes.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:14,
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hahaha ironically enough, there's been loads of arguing and it all started with smokingbecause some girl was all "SMOKING AFFECTS US THAT DON'T SMOKE"
you're not allowed to smoke in restaurants or bars here anymore, and so she changes her argument to "I THINK YOU SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO SMOKE IN BARS SO THAT DRUNKS AREN'T PILING OUTSIDE, THEY SHOULD HAVE A PLACE FOR THAT" and then "I'M JUST SAYING THAT TAX FROM CIGARETTES IS SUPPOSED TO GO TO CHILDREN'S HEALTHCARE BUT IT DOESN'T"
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:16,
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Kick her in the cunt and then stamp on her face.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:18,
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I don't even know the bitch is the thing. If I could screen cap this thing, I swear, this bitch is a smug smartass cunt who is only arguing for the sake of it
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:19,
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Hey, better die from smoking than it is for being a redneck retard.She'll probably get run over by a wayward tractor or something.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:20,
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TRUE At least I enjoy being a smoker, I doubt she enjoys people thinking she's a redneck retard.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:22,
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I'll bet she is like a female Willard**Footloose
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:23,
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Hey, use your knowledge of British culture to out smart her!That'll work.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:26,
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I think she was threatened by my ability to use grammar and capital letters properly. (
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:30,
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*sings* it's my body and I'll smoke if I want to(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:33,
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Hey KI'm sorry if I upset you last night. I didn't mean to shit on your plans. It honestly would be lovely to have you over here at some point.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:23,
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I've apologised as well.She has yet to acknowledge it however.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:24,
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I'd like to, but I'm too nice to tell her what I think of her.So I posted a picture instead. I should've littered it with lots of "lol"s and smileys.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:26,
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Don;t forget the hearts and the bizarrely constructed butterflies(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:26,
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I wish I possessed the skill and bite it took to be extremely hateful to people.(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:40,
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It is pointless aye.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:16,
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she's a backwater redneck retard and I hope she understood what I thought of her by posting that picture(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:18,
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you can never really say what you mean clearly on the internet and people make assumptions about you
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:18,
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yeah which is also why it doesn't fucking matter.I learnt that the hard way.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:19,
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alsosarcasm doesn't convey terribly well online.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:24,
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Oh, boo-hoo-hoob3th can't convey sarcasm. My heart bleeds. It really does.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:25,
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Oh dear. What a personal disaster.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:27,
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I love the fact that he could say the things we'd usually say sarcastically with total sincerity."I'd really like to take the opportunity to visit Croxteth while I'm in Liverpool!"
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:28,
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I saw Newman & Baddiel live when i was at school.And Punt & Dennis whenI was at university. I very much enjoyed both gigs.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:28,
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That's possibly the same tour. It was '92?Maybe the tour before you went.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:35,
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Jesus I was 14.We went along to the Empire Theatre all by ourselves, me and my mate Anna.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:40,
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It shouldn't oughta be allowed.Were they at least great seats?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:45,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXMapqiDsqs
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:33,
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that's you that is(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:36,
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No, This is that's you that is!www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWXTdN4kOKA&feature=related
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:38,
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I was merely claiming that that dude was youit's certainly how I imagine you
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:40,
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That was the Punt & Dennis tour I saw - The Milky Milky tour.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:34,
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I've never seen 'em live.But I do remember listening to the Mary Whitehouse Experience when it was a radio show.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:32,
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