My friend has long promised me
That if he ever wins a large sum of money on the lottery, he's going to take me to Denmark Street, let me pick out the nicest bass I can find, and buy it for me.

I will then have five minutes to enjoy owning it before he will take it from me and put it into a woodchipper.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:54, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

RIGHT.
Denmark Old Compton
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( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Why do I get the feeling
that if you ever win the lottery, you'll pay a rent boy to follow me around in public, loudly insisting that I hired him, and asking why I don't seem to want to have raucous bumsex with him after all?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Actually, thinking about it....
a rent boyDarth
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:00, Reply)