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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've had three, THREE, cups of coffee!
It's making me think of strange things.

Like how Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer are married, and so when "Sookie and Bill" have sex, it's like you're watching them have sex.
I wonder how that makes them feel.

What are you wondering today?

alt: What snack do you take with your tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:12, 289 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Besides the bit about coffee
I haven't a clue what you're on about. Soz.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Don't be mean to K
She is (probably) sporting a black armband today, what with the demise of N-Dubz.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:16, Reply)
I wasn't being mean Jeffrey old boy
If I was I could have said "What the fuck are you on about, woman?" or something like that.

But I'm classy, me.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:18, Reply)
I suddenly have a mental picture of you looking like Joseph Ducreux.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Come again love?
He's a painter, but I'm not catching your drift.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Would love to.
It's an internet meme thing- C18th ways of saying modern sayings, e.g. "Faeces hath now becometh reality" meaning "Shit just got real".

Or this one:

chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/memes-breasts-or-remove-thyself.jpg
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Well I'm glad that's cleared that up then.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Yeah, some memes need work.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)
I'm wondering what else makes it into my all-time top 5 TV programmes
besides the obvious two. This is borne of a conversation with my best mate last night, in which I realised that there are very few TV programmes of really high quality that I've watched to, or close to, conclusion and can therefore make an appropriate judgement on.

Favourite TV programmes? Go on. You know you want to.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:15, Reply)
WHY NOT JUST THREADSTOMP INSTEAD OF STEALING MINE, YOU TWAT

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Do you pronounce that "twat" or "twart" when you say it?
That's what I'm wondering.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:17, Reply)
like I put a "t" in front of "what"
not like "two at"
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Yeah, that's wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:22, Reply)
not here
if I started saying it like you lot people would look at me like I'm special
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Special because you were correct.
You'd be a paragon of virtue.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)
I'd look like an idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)
it should rhyme with "at"
otherwise it's nowhere near as satisfying to say
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)
it goes against my nature

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:10, Reply)
Don't you mean "noture"?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)
it would be more like "Nuture"
since we pronounce it as "wut" instead of "wot"
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)
Americans are confusing.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)
people are going to make fun of the way I take when I get there
I just know it
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)
Are you just a really crap thief?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Or crap in bed?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)
The way you 'take'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)
oh gawd
too much coffee

TALK
TALK is what I mean

if we're going for pronunciation, it'd be more like "tawk"
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:34, Reply)
Minder is the greatest ever television show.
Closely followed by Auf Wiedersehen Pet.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:18, Reply)
You are my mum
AICMFP.
Were you obsessed with The Bill when it was on too?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)
New one at the moment- Game of Thrones.
All time, BSG.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Good man
You can stay
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:20, Reply)
The Wire, Breaking Bad, Supernatural

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Yes I know yours dear ;-)
Am making Supernatural my next priority after I finish the BSG re-watch, which is 7 episodes away
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Glad to hear it
I might stick Life on Mars and the Professionals in as well
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Firefly, Bones, How I Met Your Mother, Chuck, Castle, Buffy, Angel, Blackadder, Scrubs, Family Guy, The Simpsons, etc

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Simpsons is the other one of the obvious two
Buffy is about the closest thing I have to a top-five show which isn't a comedy. Frasier is number three, I reckon.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)
Buffy is comedy drama, I'd say
Frasier had it's moments.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)
if you don't think Buffy is a comedy
then you've missed the point of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)
I've started rewatching series 7
It's easy to forget quite how dark that series could be at times.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)
More or less what I was going to say
There was very little remotely comedic about it from series 5 onwards
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Willow flaying Warren was fucking funny

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)
and Nathan whatsit gouging out Xander's eye

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Would it be wrong
to say Angel was more enjoyable?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)
Not at all, I probably prefer Angel

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)
Nathan Fillion = Caleb

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)
turns out I did know his surname then

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)
I've never seen How I Met Your Mother, Chuck or Castle.
Mind you, Alyson Hannigan.

Grrr.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)
she's at her best in How I Met Your Mother

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)
I was watching the episode with Katy Perry in it the other night
Alyson Hannigan has not aged a day. She's 37. Can you believe that? Still totally would
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Castle is very good, as is Chuck

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)
meh
they are average.

The Mentalist is better.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)
The guy in that is so smug
Pisses me right off.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)
he has every right to be smug
he's like a crime fighting Derren Brown
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Still no excuse to be a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)
Summer heights high and angry boys are funny as fuck
But the wire
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:10, Reply)
Anna Paquin is a strange looking woman
and she has scarily muscular thighs. I prefer the ginger bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:16, Reply)
I think she is PROPER fit. Because she looks like a real woman and not stick thin like most actresses these days
as well as Tara, black people are so amazingly gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:17, Reply)
I like women to have a shape to them
just not the shape of a professional boxer. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Women should be soft and squishy whatever their size.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Totally.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Oh most definitely.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)
my fat is hard
I'm in no way soft or squishy
which is sad
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Well I work out but I'm still squishy.
Mostly around my belly though : (
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)
I don't work out. At all. Ever. And I'm not squishy.
Just fat. Hard fat. Even my boobs aren't very squishy.
Sad times.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Anna Paquin is squishy. I'm not sure where you're seeing her not be squishy.
To be fair, she does have to run a lot from bad guys but her thighs aren't sculpted
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:22, Reply)
There's a particular scene I'm thinking of after she and Bill fight off the werewolves
from her house and they get boning in the devastation.

Scary thighs.

Aside from that, she looks like she's been chasing parked cars.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)
You're just being silly.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Am not

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Are too

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Am not

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
When she's speaking normally she has a very nice voice.
I'm not sure what it is about Kiwi accents but they give me the right horn.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)
INVERSE RACIST

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:19, Reply)
not really
they just have beautiful bodies, it looks like they were sculpted and their skin was made perfectly to fit them

white people, no matter how fit or tone, do not look like that
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Mmm, pale ginger vamps FTW

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Pale ginger women in general ftw.
Kate Winslet remains my topmost moviestar crush.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Same here
You should be worried by this thread mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Why?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)
That's TWO fairly specific things we have in common
Bumderism cannot be far behind
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Ok, obscure tastes comparison time.
I like things like:

1. Hayley Westenra and Frank Turner
2. Making new things out of old things, i.e. plaited bracelets from para cord.
3. A fondness for old D&D computer games
4. Ska music
5. Knowing how to use Novell products instead of Microsoft.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)
*Ska highfives*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)
ska is ok
for about half a song, then it is without exception tedious crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)
YOMD

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)
?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Your opinion may differ.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
not
'you're on massive drugs' then
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Unfortunately no.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Not unfortunately

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Congratulations
You're not me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Precisely.
WTF is a comms analyst anyway? What comms do you analyse?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)
I don't really do that
My actual job title is even longer, more unwieldy and menaingless than that, so the Beeb suggested I use something vaguely recognisable. I'm basically a project co-ordinator within a telecoms provider. I know fuck all of a technical nature, I shout at people who do.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)
So you're a manager then.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Not technically, no
I don't have immediately subordinate staff, or "peons" as I look forward to calling them when they are acquired
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Real ska, or pop punk masquerading as it?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Does Madness count?
Or Bad Manners (even though technically that's more two-tone)?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)
I'd say that's proper ska, yes
Good thing, otherwise this could be quite an embarrassment for you. Even though tomorrow's just another day, for all we know it could be a grey day. My girl said to me recently 'You need to be careful at that bed and breakfast, man, you'll end up having a cardiac arrest', etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)
I'll just sit here in my baggy trousers.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)
How the fuck did I not even think of that?
I am one step beyond ashamed now.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Shut up.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)
I absolutely adore the piano bit in that song, in fact.....*drumroll*
It must be love.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Don't speak to The Prince like that

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Yes.
You should just sit in your house, in the middle of your street.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)
And look out at the sun and the rain?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)
On the night boat to Cairo, no less.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Meh, I can take it or leave it

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Eh?
Madness and Bad Manners are proper ska....?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)
I am not usually a fan of redheads
but her I would smash one right up.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Can we talk about Eric now?
He's so amazingly gorgeous he makes my mouth water.

And I'd love a go on Lafayette. I know he's gay, but I bet he'd beat it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)
He's Stellan Skarsgaard's kid, isn't he.
All I can say is that he must have got his looks from his mother.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Like Liv Tyler
*phwoar*
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)
I don't snack apart from the odd Haribo.
If I'm daydreaming it's usually about running away somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:16, Reply)
I have no idea.
But then again, you can see stuff like that on the internet anyway if you look carefully enough.

I wonder about a lot of things, some of them too weird for general conversation. Like what would happen if I were to breed my own army of killer bunny rabbits.

Do you mean my evening meal? A cup of tea usually works.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:19, Reply)
What WOULD happen?
Go on, what do you envision for your troops?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Taking over the world with my fluffy minions of doom!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)
I once had too much coffee at work, coupled with a huge bag of chocolate peanuts and I was so wired I burst into tears on the way home.
Truefact!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:22, Reply)
this made me laugh a bit

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)
It was funny in retrospect.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)
you coupled with a huge bag of chocolate coated peanuts?
no wonder you cried...
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)
LTI

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)
fuck you
that was funny
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Alt: biscuits mmm
I've been thinking of what I'd do with a massive lottery win
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:22, Reply)
I know exactly what I'd do with a lottery win.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)
see how many fivers you can fit up your arse?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)
I wouldn't need a lottery win to do that.
A tax rebate would be plenty.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)
all of that ruined money :(

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)
This, many many times this
when I daydream, it's inevitably about food, sex or money. Christ knows I could do with a share of the euromillions...
(berk, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Open a company selling suggestively-carved cucumbers?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)
God yeah :(
I hate being broke
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Me too
at least you've got an excuse to be broke though.
(berk, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)
I got a share of that last week
£2.60, to be precise.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)
I heard on the radio that the next EuroMillions jackpot is 100million.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Silly money!!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Silly Blousie!
Think of both the fun you could have with a hundred million and the people you could help.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Well yeah I suppose!
I'd run off to India and open a girl's school for orphans and teach them to take over the world.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)
With a hundred million Blousie, you'd be able to open a girls school in a much better country than India.
With that sort of cash you wouldn't need to go to one of those looser countries at all.

May have missed the point
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)
You could help me.
How are you with hot weather?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Spot on.
And I love a curry as well.

And I can't imagine that India would require me to have a CRB check!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Yep, it is
I always feel like a massive idiot when I buy a ticket, because it's a waste of money. But meh, two quid...I was probably only going to spend it on junk food anyway.
(berk, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)
What would you buy with a hundred million quid berk?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)
50 million eurolotto tickets innit

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Afternoon TGB
What car would you get if you won the jackpot
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)
I would buy a garage and restore classic cars
and I would have a '69 Aston Martin DBS and a '67 Shelby Mustang Fastback and a Hillman Avenger Tiger.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)
I like this
although I have no idea what a Hillman Tiger is.
(berk, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)
It's a bit like a mountain lion.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Oh Jeff!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Nicole!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Yeah I just noticed I missed out the model
They're delightfully crazy and my dad always wanted one so now so do I! Quite rare though, so expensive
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)
What? No '67 Impala?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)
hahah
I'm more a Mustang girl ;) So I enjoyed the alternative reality one
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:02, Reply)
Is it really wrong
that I'd definitely buy one though?

That alternate reality episode was really weird
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)

avenger tiger Imp
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:58, Reply)
My boss has a DB4. Woo fucking hoo

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:34, Reply)
A big house, an E-type Jag
an Aston Martin and a grand piano. I'd give a bunch of it away and then have a massive pissup.
(berk, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)
You'd be able to afford to spend more than a thousand pounds on your piano.
But I admire your frugal approach to spending your winnings.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Pfft!
The digital piano I've got was the budget one and even that was £1500... A decent grand piano will cost ten times that, easily.
(berk, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:48, Reply)
What grade did you achieve as a pianist?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)
12"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:02, Reply)
I didn't
I'm entirely self taught and I've never taken an exam, but I'm about a grade 6 or so.
(berk, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)
you can easily pick up a lovely secondhand upright for a few hundred
ours sounds beautiful and cost us £250 I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Yeah, but if you've won the lottery...
you may as well spunk some cash on a really fucking awesome one. EDIT - and given how many times I've moved, and how small the various flats have been where I've lived, a standard upright just wasn't ever an option.
(berk, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)
that is true
and fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:13, Reply)
I'd put on a music festival.
And ban anyone I thought was a wanker.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Damn :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Don't worry, you'd be in.
I can say it would be an Al-free zone though :P
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)
My friend has long promised me
That if he ever wins a large sum of money on the lottery, he's going to take me to Denmark Street, let me pick out the nicest bass I can find, and buy it for me.

I will then have five minutes to enjoy owning it before he will take it from me and put it into a woodchipper.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)
RIGHT.
Denmark Old Compton
b
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Why do I get the feeling
that if you ever win the lottery, you'll pay a rent boy to follow me around in public, loudly insisting that I hired him, and asking why I don't seem to want to have raucous bumsex with him after all?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Actually, thinking about it....
a rent boyDarth
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Buy a house. Many houses.
All of the houses. Bootcamp to be a reasonable size.
????
ALEXANDER MCQUEEN
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)
I'm still not sure whether I fancy her or not.
True Blood is fucking dull though.

I'm currently wondering how something as simple as a hot, strong cup of tea can make me as happy and relaxed as it does.

Alt: I tend to avoid chocolate biscuits now, as they ruin the tea, but I used to love using Penguin biscuits as straws, buy biting a corner off one end, and the opposite corner of the other, before dipping it in, sucking the tea through, then as soon as the tea reached your lips, throwing the entire biscuit into your mouth. Messy, but magnificent. I think I learned that from Natalie Imbruglia, she did it on a chat show.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)
She is the most annoying perosn in the world
She was a whiny twat in xmen and she appeared to be a whiny physic twat in tru blood
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Her voice does wind me right the fuck up.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)
She's not psychic!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Thought that was Natalie Imbruglia
was rather confusing
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:01, Reply)
Were you torn?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)
*golf clap*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)
TIM TAM SLAM
Tim Tams, oh god, I need to buy TimTams. TIM TAM TIM TAM TIM TAMs...

(it's ok TGB, I won't, but i want too)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:03, Reply)
What was the point of her announcing her bisexuality in 2010?
To keep the husband on his toes?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Bisexuality is the new black.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Haha
I've never been in with the fashion
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Probably something to do with human rights I'm guessing, with the No H8 campaign, prop 8 and all that

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:00, Reply)
What's H8/prop8?
Is it the new Zyklon-B?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:02, Reply)
I think Prop 8 was the proposition that banned Your Kind from marrying in California.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)
It was added to california legislation so that it made all future marraiges by teh gayz illegal
No H8 campain was started to have them reverse it
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)
"Land of the Free," my distended arsehole...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)
Take it up with your local congressman

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)
+the arse

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)
I'm wondering
1. how my little girl is doing on holiday
2. how many chops, seekh kebabs and dry meat I’m going to stuff into my greedy maw tomorrow night at the M3CH4-B4$H strategy meeting
3. why I really, really like ‘Return of the Mack’ by Leicester-based policeman-tasering r’n’b midget Mark Morrison
4. whether tonight shall be mindless self-indulgence or flat cleaning
5. whether I can wait until ‘home time’ to eat more food

I’m wondering a lot of things.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:02, Reply)
Hope this useful cut out and keep guide helps
1. Maddie is dead - get over it
2. Many
3. No
4. Wank
5. No
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)
wait a sec, who's going to the meeting? I'm not going to the meeting, I haven't been invited, don't know why, think I should be though. I want dry curry.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Sorry Gonz - B4$H board of directors only.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)
Fuck the lotta ya' 'en, I hope a nuke goes off outside the resturant.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:19, Reply)
Not that I can afford to come anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:20, Reply)
I'll try and get some more racing tips Gonz
Then you can gamble your way to financial security.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:21, Reply)
Is a bash strategy meeting where you work out how much lunch money you can rob off the small kids?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)
MSI are fucking wank

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Who/what?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)
Mindless Self Indulgence
You'd fucking hate them.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)
They sound bent.
I meant 'drinke and drugges' not some bunch of poofs.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)
They are.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Is the mecha-bash going to to have trays of nibbles?
I'm only interested if there are trays of nibbles.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)

bb pp
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)
1. I'm sure she's having a wonderful time.
2. Probably a few.
3. Because it's the best song ever.
4. Flat cleaning so you can enjoy tomorrow more.
5. You probably can. Unless you haven't eaten in 4 days.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)
Mark Morrison was robbed outside McDonalds the other day
Police are calling for a 'return of the Mac'

was robbed outside McDonalds had his waterproof coat stolen
had his waterproof coat stolen was disappointed with his bowl of 'cheese'
was disappointed with his bowl of 'cheese' had an Apple product stolen from his flat

*goes back to work*
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:10, Reply)
If that is really what happened

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)
The 'bowl of cheese' one is excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)
1. She's probably having a great time. Why not phone her and ask how it's going?
2. As many as you can. Try seeing how many at once. Also where the fuck was my invite?
3. I have no idea
4. I didn't know you liked MSI
5. Of course not. Stuff your face properly
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)
What is this 'MSI' shit?
re: 2
This is an IMPORTANT BUSINESS MEETING where we discuss how many midget butlers to hire and whether we can get Jean-Michel Jarre on board for the laser finale. There'll be no time for idle chit-chat young lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)
is Piston still compere?
And can I play a set of Arab Strap, Low, Labradford and Joy Division?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Sure, as long as you don't mind my crapping onto the mixer whilst you're doing so.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)
deal.
What about my set list choices though? Seeing as Piston brings out the coprophile in you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:35, Reply)
If any of that shit goes anywhere near the turntables I'll break your fackin' nose, pal.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:49, Reply)
so just hip hop and breaks then?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:51, Reply)
If you had a piss as well I'm sure I could shoehorn a 'ones and twos' pun into this subthread.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)
MSI is a band you wouldn't like
:( *sulk*
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)
They are terrible.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)
Don't worry, bbz.
My new house is next to the 42 bus stop. Which goes the closest to Tayyab's of all the buses. Near me, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:38, Reply)
Excellent
looking forward to seeing you soon
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:41, Reply)
Yes please.
Come and play soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:48, Reply)
they are an awful band
they have a couple of songs that are alright for comedy value. barely.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:31, Reply)
The problem I have here is that there was a rather decent UK hip hop act called MSI & Asylum.
It confuses me in my addled, aged state.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:40, Reply)
the woman who just interviewed me looks like Deauxma.
So now I don't know what to think.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)
You just made me look up a porn star on google at work you bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Haha
You chose to do it dude.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)
I didn't know who she was!
How did it go? Did you smash her back doors in over the desk?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)
I think it went ok.
But I am terrible at judging such things.

And no, I did not. There was another interviewer there.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)
*Menage-fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)
you googled a milf porn star at work.
How will you explain that if questioned?

Hahaha.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)
errr, she's my Mum?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:34, Reply)
is she?
Blimey.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:35, Reply)
I've just had some M&Ms for probably the first time in 5 years, they were rather nice
I'm wondering whether to go out for supper tonight, because i can't be arsed to cook
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:23, Reply)
DO IT

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:23, Reply)
But where?
Local pub
Strada
Curry House
Thai place
Proper restaurant
Bins behind Sainsburys
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)
Thai

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)
seconded
the only Thai restaurant near my place is way too expensive to go regularly.

last time I had crab claws in roasted chilli sauce. It was fucking amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)
*drools*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Go to the chippy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)
oooh Mystery House option, interesting

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Bins behind Iceland
They cover all old food in bleach.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Really this is a new low even for a Northener like yourself
but picking through Kerry Katona's discarded food is pretty dire, i mean how do you fight Monty off without him biting you?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)
I meant you should do it, so that no-one will know you're dead until the bins are collected
And your bloated, distended body will flop onto the pavement, your eyes will fall out, and a passing tramp will piss on your face, just to cover the smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:34, Reply)
That would give him an erection.
Not that you'd be able to tell.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:41, Reply)
Not fucking Strada - they suck sweaty balls.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)
They have a nice balcony overlooking the river though

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Ridiculously expensive, and not really that nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)
interestingly
a mate of mine went there with some Italians who were over for business, and they said it was the best italian restaurant they'd been to in this country.

Maybe that's just the one down here.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)
Maybe they'd only been to shit Italian restaurants over here?
There are fucking loads of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:42, Reply)
The best Italian I know is La Barca Ristorante behind Waterloo station

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:45, Reply)
I've never been there. Thanks for the tip.
There's a great gastropub round there, The Anchor & Hope. Top game dishes etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:48, Reply)
The monopoly and chips is to die for.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:49, Reply)
Please die.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:58, Reply)
I'm going to 'stay alive'
These death requests will be your 'downfall'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:00, Reply)
You wouldn't have lasted five minutes in the war.
You couldn't 'escape from Colditz' and I'll bet you'd have drowned on a 'battleship'. You think you're some kind of 'mastermind' but I bet you if I gave you five dots you couldn't 'connect four'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:18, Reply)
That's the game of life I suppose.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:20, Reply)
It's not cheap, but it is excellent
i had Pappardelle with duck in a cream and port sauce. it was so rich and so delicious

EDIT: looks shit and tacky from the outside, ignore that
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)
I went to a good one in Holborn.
Cannae mind its name though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)
The best italian I've ever been to was in Ormskirk
Very good offers, cheap drinks, and the garlic bread was the strongest garlic tasting thing I've ever had.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:57, Reply)
So your definition of a good Italian is as cheap as possible with strong garlic bread?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:00, Reply)
Of course, how Northern of me to dare to find somewhere cheap
How dare I be so impetuous to enjoy food that is tasty, enjoyable, and cheap. My god, I've seen the error of my ways, I shall relocate immediately to the most expensive italian I can find, and spend £100 on linguine.

You fucking spacker.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:07, Reply)
That's not what i said at all
Good food can be cheap, but the entire thrust of your post was that it was cheap and therefore good
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)
I know, just fancied ranting a little
No, I meant it was very good, and the fact it was cheap simply made it better.

The deal I remember was a sharer course of starters, followed by a meal each for £10.50 for 2 people. The garlic bread was very strong, and absolutely fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:11, Reply)
I went to a brasserie run by French people on Saturday
and had steak tartar. It was so fucking good, while simultaneously almost being disgusting. Fortunately it stayed the right side of the line and remained delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)
I love it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Monty doesn't like cricket shocker

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:31, Reply)
He loves it?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:34, Reply)
me too.
my friend and fellow gourmand Stacey also had it and she loved it just as much. I think our respective other halfs were sick of us talking about how good it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:32, Reply)
Did it turn into a crazhie schwingersh party?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:35, Reply)
it did not
even after we caned a bottle of champagne that we bought on the way home.

As usual it turned into a sit-around-until-3am-listening-to-music-and-getting-caned-party.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:38, Reply)
today I have learned two things about two B3toids.
I was at University with Kroney, probably in some classes with him in fact, and Professor Ape is a milf porn star's son.

Whodathunkit?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:47, Reply)
Like you went to university...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:52, Reply)
Does that surprise you?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:53, Reply)
Nah, not really.
It was just an easy line.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:59, Reply)
He knew the girl I failed at trying to go out with,
knew my flatmates, was in some of my classes.

And we STILL don't remember each other.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:11, Reply)
I was very good looking and had numerous piercings.
These days I have fewer piercings.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:15, Reply)
I, on the other hand,
am much better looking than I was then.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:16, Reply)
who's mum is the one that dated the wrestler?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:58, Reply)
Barry's mum went out with Wolf from Gladiators.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:59, Reply)
SpankyHanky.
Sounds like the kind of drivel he used to make up.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:59, Reply)
Mine once dated a trumpet player in a band.
I'm sure she said they had a chart hit once.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:00, Reply)
Did she ever play his trumpet ?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:00, Reply)
I'm pretty sure my mom only dated my dad.
But, I don't really want to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:01, Reply)
I AM GOING HOME NOW
BYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:54, Reply)
surely you mean bi?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:56, Reply)
No
You're really struggling with language today sir. I will let you off on the grounds that it's not your first tongue, but you did a degree in it FFS
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:58, Reply)
I am?
Where?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:00, Reply)
He means he is 'going homo now'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:01, Reply)
I'm pretty sure he did that a long time ago.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:07, Reply)
B-O-R-E-D

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:15, Reply)
Start a new thread then.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:17, Reply)

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