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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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yeah, definitely the person that posted them
definitely not my fault
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:39,
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If it were you giving the lapdance
It would have been a bit more embarrassing.
And it depends on the man's state of dress.
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888777555, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:41,
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Check out my arrsebook page. It's really me
www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Craig_Colclough
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:42,
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You've made your point, but I am still both a real and non nerdy person.
You can refute that until your face is blue but it continues to be a fact.
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888777555, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:45,
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I'd be bricking it. There's no fucking way I could lie like that.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:48,
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If you believe your own lies then other people are more likely to believe you.
We'd get caught because we'd be all shifty and sweaty.
IF YOU'RE REALLY KRISTINE, THAT IS...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:50,
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Uh
uh
yeah
*shifty eyes*
I'm Kristine
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:51,
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Then where did you get that penis?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:52,
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heh
*waggles*
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:53,
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Can it do that...
never mind.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:54,
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office lol
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:55,
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I always forget our dfferent time zones
WHAT WITH YOU BEING IN WATFORD
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:56,
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LOOK AT THE TIME NOW! gtg bai bbz
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:01,
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To your wife and children
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:01,
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She's a fem with a turkey baster at worst.
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888777555, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:03,
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I meant the lapdance
or were you stuffing dollar bills into his banana hammock.
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:43,
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he was wearing jeans
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:46,
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