I've been missing Tenko!
What have you been missing?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:01, 61 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Just saw an ad for that
Looks bloody awful la !
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:01, Reply)

Fuck off it was boss
Were you watching Only Fools?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Have I got news for you. It looked fuckong bizarre mate

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:04, Reply)

What, Tenko?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:05, Reply)

Yeah
Woman's pow camp. If there's no lesbians what's the point?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Well, Rosa di Marco off Eastenders turns prozzy and gets scabs.
And that one off Waiting for God is a bit butch, so you never know.
Look, I like grim 80s shit, and I sometimes got to stay up to watch Tenko.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:10, Reply)

Sounds crapola
You enjoy though you hear!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:12, Reply)

stephanie cole
I Thought she was acfe in waiting for god
(CheatingRabbit, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:13, Reply)

She was

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:16, Reply)

Did you see taht other show she did where she was someone's demented mother?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Rings a bell...
I may well be thinking of that "He's not your dad" advert though. Pure lol.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:20, Reply)

I forget what it was called
She had alzheimers and kept doing dippy things.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:22, Reply)

way more important than telly
Has the roota-detective sussed out who freefair is?
(CheatingRabbit, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:04, Reply)

I can't be fucking arsed.
Either way it's a sad needy cunt. And it's gone, for now...
We're all dickheads, why do these mongs 'sneak' back to interact with us?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:05, Reply)

but
I was relying on you to unmask bert once again
(CheatingRabbit, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:07, Reply)

he'll be unmasked
when he starts posting pictures of poo again
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:08, Reply)

are you luggage?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:08, Reply)

no
But I do have baggage
(CheatingRabbit, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:10, Reply)

what the fuck

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:15, Reply)

just to wind you up
probably
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Nah they don't give a toss about me.
They want to be part of 'the gang' and have 'the banter' and then eventually they turn turk and melt down, or run away and think of a new persona, like Craigy boy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:19, Reply)

But he was a REAL DOCTOR!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:24, Reply)

And now he's a REAL TEENAGER

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:37, Reply)

your fiance you mean?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Oh God yes

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:37, Reply)

He's welcome to look at my Facebook page if he keeps it private and it shuts him up.
Also, how would he purport to know I'm a nerd?
How does he know I'm not one of those "popular" types with lots of friends who just chooses to keep quiet about his views on current affairs?
(888777555, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:10, Reply)

No one wants to see your fakebook page.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Well how else am I meant to prove I am a real person without my privacy being infringed upon?

(888777555, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:14, Reply)

just stop trying to

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:15, Reply)

kill yourself, it will make the news if you do it creatively enough
then you have proved yourself.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Shut up about that Facebook page.
You're going on about it too much. Anyone can link to a) a real fb page that is not their own or b) a fake one.
Why on earth you're so keen to be accepted by us bunch of cunts I've no idea. God help you. Get help.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:15, Reply)

I tell you what
I have that many bloody teenagers on my facebook feed, I'm sick of seeing their shit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:25, Reply)

Sex
You'll understand when you're old and married.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:17, Reply)

No bloody way.
We'll have more of it because we'll finally be in the same postcode.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:18, Reply)

Well
I suppose that probably would help.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:18, Reply)

they'll have to leave the internet forever then

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:25, Reply)

I'd leave the internet for sex

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:26, Reply)

You FOUND sex on the internet!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Most of my mates for the last 2 weeks.
Be seeing plenty at the prom next week.
Hope nobody does a Carrie on anyone.
(888777555, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:29, Reply)

apparently photos of a man giving me a lapdance
never drinking in public again
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:31, Reply)

And you'll find them again soon!
Ain't the world wide web wonderful?
(888777555, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:33, Reply)

they've appeared on the internets already
ugh
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:34, Reply)

surely that's not your fault?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:34, Reply)

yeah, definitely the person that posted them
definitely not my fault
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:39, Reply)

If it were you giving the lapdance
It would have been a bit more embarrassing.
And it depends on the man's state of dress.
(888777555, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Check out my arrsebook page. It's really me
www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Craig_Colclough
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:42, Reply)

You've made your point, but I am still both a real and non nerdy person.
You can refute that until your face is blue but it continues to be a fact.
(888777555, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:45, Reply)

I'd be bricking it. There's no fucking way I could lie like that.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:48, Reply)

If you believe your own lies then other people are more likely to believe you.
We'd get caught because we'd be all shifty and sweaty.
IF YOU'RE REALLY KRISTINE, THAT IS...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Uh
uh
yeah
*shifty eyes*
I'm Kristine
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Then where did you get that penis?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:52, Reply)

heh
*waggles*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Can it do that...
never mind.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:54, Reply)

office lol

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:55, Reply)

I always forget our dfferent time zones
WHAT WITH YOU BEING IN WATFORD
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:56, Reply)

LOOK AT THE TIME NOW! gtg bai bbz

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:01, Reply)

To your wife and children

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:01, Reply)

She's a fem with a turkey baster at worst.

(888777555, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:03, Reply)

I meant the lapdance
or were you stuffing dollar bills into his banana hammock.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:43, Reply)

he was wearing jeans

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:46, Reply)

The point.

(888777555, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:38, Reply)