*yawn indeed*
YOU'VE kept me waiting, Lighters. Waiting for you to post something not dull. Listen, I have to be out of here bang on six tonight - does that give you enough time?

Alt: Yesterday: 'Secrets of WWII', 'Colditz' etc etc. BBC4 gets an honourable mention for their music documentaries, though. They've shown some classics. Television is, on the whole, fucking shit.

That said, one of the channels keeps showing The Sweeney, The Professionals and The Prisoner. This is a good thing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:23, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Surely
The Prisoner is the finest TV show ever made.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:29, Reply)

You're clearly forgetting the legendary 'Ross Kemp on...' series.
*tries to keep straight face*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:31, Reply)

You'll love the new one.
Ross Kemp On Life-Support.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:34, Reply)

'Ross Kemp on a Medieval Rack' would also be good.

As would 'Ross Kemp on a Humungous Dose of LSD' or the simple classic 'Ross Kemp on Fire'...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:37, Reply)

The last series of Dead Ringers was 99% shite
But the Ross Kemp moments were quite superb.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:38, Reply)

That's ITV4
Yesterday is showing Tenko.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:31, Reply)

Was Bert Kwok in Tenko?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:34, Reply)

Fucking right he was.
ENGRISH PRIZNERZ
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:34, Reply)

No, but Bert Kwouk was.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:35, Reply)

Fuck off Bert (Kwouk).

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:38, Reply)

He was in one of the best Bond films

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:40, Reply)

He was in two, I think - or more.
He's one of Goldfinger's henchmen as well as being one of the volcano base henchmen in You Only Live Twice.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:46, Reply)

I didn't know he was in YOLT
But Goldfinger is probably my favourite, either that or Goldeneye.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:48, Reply)

Goldeneye is good
particularly the brutal fight that he has with Sean Bean at the end.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:16, Reply)

And Xenia is rather tasty.,,

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Famke Janssen?
mmmmmm

edit: hang on, do you mean the other one?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Aye, I do mean Famke
Lucky bastard
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:23, Reply)

her stunt double for that was a woman called Eunice who won Gladiators
interesting eh?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:27, Reply)

I remember her
Stupid name stuck with me!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:28, Reply)