One of my colleagues is a dick.
That's all, really, you need to meet him.

Actually, I can think of an example - last year someone asked me when I arrived at work in the morning "What did you think of the final of Strictly Come Dancing?" to which I replied "I haven't seen it yet, don't tell me anything about it, and that goes for The Apprentice as well". He proceeded to Google the winners of both and talk about it as loudly as possible, going to the length of standing over me to do so when it became apparent I had my headphones in. This culminated with him just saying "KARA TOINTON KARA TOINTON KARA TOINTON" until he was sure I'd heard.

Cunt.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:55, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I quite like him, from what you're saying.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:56, Reply)

You should facebook the cunt up

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:57, Reply)

The difference is
this sounds like something you might consider amusing internet japery, but I can (and did) avoid B3ta in instances such as this. I doubt you'd do it IRL. No idea what I'm basing this supposition on.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:58, Reply)