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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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3 vampires walk into a bar. Vampire 1 says "Pint of blood please", gets served, and sits down. Vampire 2 says "Same again please", gets served, sits down. Vampire 3 says "Pint of hot water please", gets served, sits down, only to be ripped by his mates. "You massive gay, how come you're not on the blood?"
Vampire 3 says "Fuck off", pulls out a tampon, and says "I'm making a brew"
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:29,
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