I can't understand why anyone would want to ruin their body in such a way
It's just another pathetic form of self-harm.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:02, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

depends how shit your body is to start with

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Ha-ha!

(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)

for you to properly understand
you need to know that Lab has a totally awesome sleeve
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)

And that I will be covered in tattoos within the next 5 years

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)

thank god

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)

You planning on getting any done in Japan Lab?

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Might get a small piece if I have time and money
The vast majority of my body is reserved though, so space is an issue.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Ah, you have them all planned out.
Very sensible.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Sorta
I know I want my chest and right arm done by an artist in London, and my right leg by another artist, then my back by a third. I have ideas for styles, but not specific art, will just let them use their imagination.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:13, Reply)

God gave us this body
Tattoos and piercings are saying that God didn't do a perfect job.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)

my hairy back is far more unsightly than even that tattoo of a nazi unicorn

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)

God is bent, though.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)

They're a good way of distracting attention from chin disorders, I'm told.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)

I hear that getting album art tattoos is the new way benders signal to each other that they're up for a bit of toilet action
Now that the whole single ear piercing has become de rigueur.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)

I thought the signal was getting a "W" on each arse cheek
so that when they spread them, it says "WOW"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)

With Monty's advancing years he has to be on his back
So it'd say "MOM"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:07, Reply)

arf.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)

I heard that mohawks are the even newer way.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)

I heard that you have a second, larger 'vinyl' collection that you wear when you go to your hardcore bender bondage clubs

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 11:08, Reply)