I'm thinking of getting a triangle that has a point that starts off at the base tip of my penis and squares off at the base of my penis.
That way when I get a stiffy, the perspective of the triangle might make it look like a normal sized one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:04, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

A jew, an englishman and a jamacan are sitting at a bar...
... and the jew goes "My schlong is so big, and I am so proud of being a Jew, that I have a star of david on it"
... and the englishman goes "Well, my willy is so big, and I'm so proud of being british, that I have 'welcome to the uk' on it"
... and the jamacan guy goes "Wow, me too."
They turn to him and say "But you're jamacan, why have you got 'uk' written on it?"
So the jamacan goes "I speak french, english and jamacan, and I couldn't fit 'welcome to jamaca' in all three languages on it".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:08, Reply)