You should make large versions of your chosen Monopoly pieces
Alt: Something by Sam Cooke or Patsy Cline

Alt alt: There've been many but the most disastrous was when I lost my flat keys and had to stay at my parents' house at 7am, dressed like a twat, covered in sludge, with broken toes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:12, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

they should dress like monopoly pieces

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:17, Reply)

Always LARPing...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:17, Reply)

We have a Sisters of Mercy gig later in the day
I doubt turning up as an iron will end well
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:25, Reply)

She won't rest until there's a giant iron jousting with a giant boot at Fenchurch Street Station

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:26, Reply)

oh god, roota is right
I'm tired and a skim read that and got confused 'Iron Will' is a spell you can cast in the system I do :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:31, Reply)

Most Sisters of Mercy fans are right fucking irons

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:31, Reply)

There may be a place this makes sense
I'm not there
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:34, Reply)

www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/slang/iron_hoof
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:37, Reply)

Man alive, those cockneys know their shit, amirite?

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:40, Reply)

unfortunately they don't all know
they're shit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:41, Reply)

SEE
GAY LYRICS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdUHxFKCQBs
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:41, Reply)

Thanks man
I'll listen to that later, O Brother Where Art Thou hasn't finished yet
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:42, Reply)

That's a good idea
We we're planning on taking a travel Monopoly board and taking pictures with the cards and our chosen shots. I'm hoping to get coloured shots that match the Monopoly set colours.

Sludge and broken toes? That's one to tell the grandkids eh?

The drunkest I ever got my friend informs me I bought a bottle of whiskey in oddbins (already plastered) and used my card (pre pin entry). I was a good 30cms from the piece of paper I had to sign when I attempted to sign for it. I promptly downed the bottle on the way back to my friends house and attempted to lob the empty bottle at a complete stranger who I believed was my ex-boss at the supermarket I got my first job in. This was the start of that night.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:23, Reply)

I still can't make a 'fist' with the toes on my left foot and it was a good two years ago.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:27, Reply)

alcohol makes us forget
for a reason
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:31, Reply)

but it still gives us a bout of floating guilt, just in case

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:37, Reply)

Ain;t that the truth

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:43, Reply)