I'm not sure if I'm gutted that women picture me as a bearded porky pig with a face like the Krispy Kream sign is on and they have started selling glaze by the pint.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It's all about the sprinkles, man.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:41, Reply)

Seriously, if you've been going down on girls and coming out with bits between your teeth then I'd go call up the GPs

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:43, Reply)

What about the homeless?
It's amazing what a hobo will do for a bit of physical comfort.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:45, Reply)

Homeless might have rickets and shingles, which I'm pretty sure isn't pirate booty, despite it sounding like that.
Best stick with the local loony bin, I was in one once and a girl informed me she had a DV, 'whats a DV?', 'Designer Vagina'. I was so pleased for her.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:54, Reply)