I hear you're picking up 'the gear' and Piston for this b4sh in October, does that mean I have to gaz you my order well in advance?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:42, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Oh man, I remember when my and my friends used to go "pick up", we'd normally meet in a carpark and tap on the door of this guy's car with loud music playing.
And he'd be like "Can I teach you a lesson?" and we'd say "Yeah', history please." and he'd say "Sure thing", because history was an 'henry the 8th' which was an 8th of an ounce. And then we'd hand over the £20 or whatever it was, and he'd give us the baggie.

Nah', only kidding, we knew the bloke, he'd nip 'round verious house parties, it was all quite normal.

I don't like the stuff though, when I was 16 a friend decided he was going to become a drug dealer and tried to get me hooked on super-skunk, he told me it was normal stuff, I was stuck to the chair for 8 hours and kept on repeating getting orange from the fridge over and over and over. My parents came home and I went straight out for the night because I didn't want them to see me like that. Then there was a man on the tube who had a HUGE joint made using a rolled up newspaper, I swear down on all I hold dear that's what I believe happened, but thinking about it, it probably isn't true. Cunt must have laced the stuff.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:50, Reply)

Sounds like you had a lucky escape there Gonz, what you actually had was a cut deck mixed with goof ball and LBJ
You're lucky to be alive
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:56, Reply)

It's OK, I just have a clinical addiction to strong opiats these days.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:58, Reply)

Those Little Brown Jobs are often unidentifiable.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:01, Reply)

Hey hey LBJ, how many kids did you kill today?
All those poor dead kids dead of drugs. Breaks a mother's heart so it does.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:02, Reply)

don't talk to him, he still watches saved by the bell

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:58, Reply)

He went off traveling around europe living in squatter slums preaching the word of some hippy-god of some kind.
True story, he got my best mate at the time into it too. Typical "I HATE MY PARENTS" bullshit, my 'rents and their 'rents are still good mates, he had the same middle-class upbringing I did.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:01, Reply)

I meant Rory.
worst troll ever.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:02, Reply)

He's alright, far from the worst, and far from the best.
I still reckon he's Rathern.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:03, Reply)

WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH ME TODAY? WHY DO I THINK EVERYONE IS SOMEONE ELSE?
There was this bloke who lived down the road from me who I thought was Berk and he was gonna let me take his dog out for walks.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:04, Reply)

EVERYONE GIVE ME YOUR NI/SS NUMBERS, RIGHT NOW.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:05, Reply)

Who do you think I am?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:05, Reply)

A bummer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:08, Reply)

You're you, too many facebook photos and friends to be a troll account.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:09, Reply)

I think you're Bert, Gonz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:07, Reply)

These opiates, fella...
Maybe get your dosage checked?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:09, Reply)

Oh man, they've made me paranoid, but luckly they've also made me not give a fuck about it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:10, Reply)

RIGHTTHAT@SITKRISTINEI@MGAZZINGTHEFUCKINGMODSONYOU

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:14, Reply)

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:55, Reply)

HOLY FUCK, WHEN THE HELL DID I BECOME WAY OLDER THAN THE KIDS FROM SAVED BY THE BELL ?!?!?!!?!??!

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU IN SBTB!!!!

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:10, Reply)