My uncle thinks 'cockneys' eat profiteroles all the time when they're drunk, and then get lairy.
Whenever those police reality shows are on and some vaguely southern folk are fighting in a car park, he puts on his best Alf Garnet voice and proclaims "What d'you expect? They've been on the pruh-fi-er-owwwls!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:21, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Is your uncle fully off his box, or merely mental?

( Kroney, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:23, Reply)

He doesn't officially have any special needs.
But we do make a lot of fun of him among the family.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:27, Reply)

That is downright odd.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:24, Reply)

He's an odd lad.
On the one hand he goes out with his mates, is quite your average 'cheeky scouser' and on the other, he watches Coronation Street with his mum.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:29, Reply)