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Emo thread is emoStrikes - an appropriate form of action or a fucking waste of time and general inconvenience?
Alt: none - it's on strike.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:43,
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latest was 15 years ago)
Just another excuse for lazy hard working Brits to do fuck all(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:46,
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Yeah they can fuck off with all that weather and food and wine and all that shit, stodgy chips and lumpy cold gravy s'il vous plaît(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:56,
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Fucking waste of time and general inconvenience.Just like all protests recently.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:47,
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You can't beat a good protest Bob.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:49,
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morning broit seems to me that it's all a game of call my bluff and no one has the stones to strike properly. Hungover?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:51,
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Hungover like a you wouldn't believe.My throat is as dry as a Frenchman's bathmat.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:53,
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can of coke and a spliff(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:56,
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Oh dear, quoting the Wire again Bobby?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:53,
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nah that's all my own workwhy is it quotable? too kind you slimy cunt, too kind
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:55,
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why? are you moving house?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:59,
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bon chance with that, somewhere with access to goats?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:03,
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Bunk: I'm just a humble motherfucker with a big-ass dick.
Freamon: You give yourself too much credit.
Bunk: Okay then. I ain't that humble.
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djtrialprice, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:06,
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ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER!best interview scene ever.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:07,
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What season is that from?I'm a recent convert and have only seen the first three.
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djtrialprice, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:08,
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season 2 bunk and lester interview the crew from the freighter
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:11,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrzpoUjJ_0g
Kunte-kintay hahahaha. Yeah, that's good.
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djtrialprice, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:16,
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I've never watched it DJ, our Bobby is a big fan of passing off quotes from it as his own, for reasons which probably make perfect sense to him(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:08,
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LIAR- when have I tried to pass it off as my own. you do spout some horseshit sometimes you feckless helmet.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:10,
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We all know the truth here Bob, but that doesn't stop me liking you any the less(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:13,
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Sod off you tit. Just making shit up now. fucking goon,(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:14,
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You should make it less obvious by mixing it up with quotes from the Bill and Casualty (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:17,
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Fuck that.I've just cheered right the fuck up - Sonisphere stage times are up, and it looks like I'm going to get to see pretty much every band I wanted to!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:00,
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I cannot wait now! I wasn't hugely excited until I saw the times, and realised I can nearly every band!Can't wait for Hayseed Dixie!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:09,
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Well, shit.I means I can see nearly every band. And possibly bottle some others.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:15,
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your bladder might go on strike!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:04,
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What do you do if your nose goes on strike?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:07,
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rub it in your gums or smoke it.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:08,
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....is it weird that this instantly waves a giant red "Pregnant!" flag to my mind?(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:04, Reply)
yes, freaky antipodean spy!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:07,
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Sorry. I do apologise for my strangeness. I can't quite fathom WHY it raises that flag, it just does. Always has.
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Pregant women tend to pee with more regularityCos of the nipper sitting on the bladder. Stands to reason, dunnit?
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See I was worried if I said something like that then I'd sound like a nutjob, but yeah, that makes perfect sense coming from someone else.(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:18, Reply)
You're amongst friends here. You're well within your rights to act like a nutjob on occasion.(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:24, Reply)
Get yourself to the DoctorIsn't that one of the signs of diabetes?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:09,
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and your foot coming off(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:11,
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blackadder lolz(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:18,
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Teachers should only get pensions during term timecos they slack off for weeks at a time every year.
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Peej, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:14,
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Fire the lot of them and replace them with chimps(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:16,
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I fully support people avoiding doing any work. Except tube drivers, the lazy arses. (also aloha everyone, not been on here for bare time).
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Alreet Barry, where you been hiding?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:18,
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Self imposed ban from messageboards whilst I had exams.Also I got a new laptop and lost all my bookmarks.
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You lost the 'Off Topic' bookmark....I fear for your exam results.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:23,
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I got 68 and 65 despite turning up to practically nothing in either module*does backflip*
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sup?Have you been tempted by any of Fulham's new range of Michael Jackson clothes? (I swear I'm not making this up).
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djtrialprice, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:20,
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Funny/ridiculous, ain't it? I still haven't seen the statue, apparently it's started to melt from the sun which is bloody hilarious. I have bought this though, it's brilliant: shop.fulhamfc.com/instore/images/1436l-1.jpg
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I want some quality vandalism to happen to that motherfuckerI give it 5 minutes before the club's next owner tears it down.
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djtrialprice, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:35,
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Loads of people have tried to get at it.It has CCTV and its own security team guarding it 24/7. Mental all the trouble Fayed's going to.
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what did they make it from?chocolate? (white chocolate, obvs)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:44,
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I support this.I'm paid to sit on my arse all day and go on b3ta.
It's not as good as you'd think.
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Strikes schmikesI had an awesome night last night at the Combichrist gig, and it was a pleasure to meet Darth at last. No he didn't try to bum me, or indeed anyone else there.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:30,
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I probably would have let Andy LePlagua have a go if he askedThat man is a fucking legend
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He was rather under the influence last nightGreat show though.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:38,
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I'm not surprised he was off his titsHe generated enough energy to power Paris
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Depends on the type of noise.Frank Turner-based noise is good. N-Dubz-based noise is very bad.
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i think you have to broaden your tastes(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:40,
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I do have a pretty broad taste, it's just what I'm listening to at the moment.Well, that and Absolute 80s.
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Depends entirely if you like stompy industrial music(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:38,
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They have five full-length albums of varying qualityFor me, the variation is between "great" and "fucking amazing" but they're pretty niche
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How are you old boy?Are you completely deaf this morning?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:40,
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Pardon? EtcRuddy bloody good thank you sir. Absolutely fucking knackered but still abuzz from a fucking amazing gig. How are you?
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Not bad at all, see exciting post below!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:59,
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Hello! *waves at the ground*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:37,
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Because you're down underDuh!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:40,
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Not much, quite sunny here but I won't be seeing much of it due to working lots and lotsGot massive car bills to pay this month, then I'm off to Japan in August!
How are you?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:41,
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WHEEE Japan!! Stop by Aus on the way back to England would you?I'm good. Mostly. I'm at home for another few days, then going back to uni. Have been doing lots of reading in my spare time. Been social and all too! And I have a decent timetable so it's all good. :D
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I'll get the pilot to swing byGlad to hear you're being social too, you work too hard!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:48,
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Actually I believe that if you dug a hole straight down from the UKyou'd end up in China somewhere
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:42,
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dont' you meanuo?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:46,
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not bad, fighting The Man, same old same oldyou?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:54,
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Exhausted but exhilerated/emo
Fucking amazing gig last night with Labs
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Just checked thijs and I was wrongYou'd end up in the ocean South East of NZ on the IDL:
map.talleye.com/bighole.php
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:46,
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from hereit's not far from New zealand
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:48,
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So, close enough then*waves at the ground*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:49,
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You may want to add some belming to that(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:50,
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NZ is close enough to Aus, and my wave is very broad(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:50,
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*cackles*I knew that'd get a rise outta ya ;)
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:02,
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guess I'm not welcome on this threadafter coming back from the picket lines and on my way to a rally in an hour or two
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:38,
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and may I add that you should all be listening to radio 3 - Peter and the wolf!
(unfortunately it's the bowie doing the narrating, so it's not as good as the one from whjen I was a kid)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:39,
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course you are sugar tits(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:42,
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sugar tits?!sexual harrassment! I'm calling the union!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:43,
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+ to take your lefty liberal self-entitled greedy views and cram them up your 'failed to get a proper job' arsehole(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:50,
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you have summed me up perfectlysir
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:52,
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No no noAnd I don't really have a strong opinion one way or the other about the strikes.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:53,
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How are the proletariat doing at the picket lines?Whilst disregarding the education of the children and adults who are supposedly their charges, no doubt discussing last nights pressing issues in eastenders, did any of your esteemed unionised colleagues formulate a plan for the government to fund the unrealistic fantasyland pension demands? Apart from more lolpublicsectorborrowingwhichcantbeaffordedanyway
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:57,
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yeah and drinking coffeeand eating houmous and taking MASSIVE holidays and only working from 9-3 and picking on poor kids and giving free qualifications to disabled kids and kids with ASBOs and not teaching anyone to read...
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:01,
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That's why the private sector has zero sympathy for themI hope that coffee (fairtrade I presume) scalds them
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:04,
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why, because they were pussies and didn't stand up for themselves?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:05,
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Because they blather on about how important the childrens education is like ALL THE TIME to them, how it's a vocation and not just a jobSurprise surprise they're all self serving blinkered wankers, out at the drop of a hat over an issue which they seemingly have no interest in understanding. LOLthepensiondemandsareunsupportableLOL if they don't like it fuck off and get a different job that does support their pension aspirations. Stop taking it out on the kids man.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:10,
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My pension costs me a fortune and my company only matches it to 4%(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:13,
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I used to like Crunchy until she started to abuse her students(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:17,
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yeah they're all at homecrying because they can't come into college at a time when all their exams are over and most of their lessons finished anyway.
Last week I made a class listen to Queens of the Stone Age, too
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:21,
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I'm keeping quiet about thisfor the first time ever
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:49,
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Don't leave me by myself!Rswipe isn't here anymore either!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:52,
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are you in london at the weekend?do we have to fight, then?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:52,
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Did you just tell me to shut up then delete it, up there^^?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:56,
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i read it as being attached to a different postand got mixed up.
shut up
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:58,
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ooo - first bit of action in some time(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:03,
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come on, I've got to count something
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:11,
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You like pretending to hear her opinionsWhile you're staring at her breasts. You especially like it when she's ranting, as she gets particularly 'animated'.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:55,
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Well.... I don't like them as much as I like Lampito's breasts,in all fairness.
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Oh you -blushes-(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:09,
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I have a policeman in my living room, with "eyes on" the block at the backhe won't tell me what it's about, but I'm guessing crack peadophilia
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:00,
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Is this an incredibly elaborate cover story for your impending flounce?Or are you actually going away for 15 to 20?
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No, he turned up flashed his badge, I had a heart attackthen he explained that he needs to watch a flat around the back...but he can't say why
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:05,
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No one like a grass.You should kick him out.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:06,
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I don't want criminals in my area, hopefully they get all "Jean Charles de Mendes" on those bastards"He's got a
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:08,
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Is this copper anything like DCI Harry Batt?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:08,
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Just out of interest Apey...Does you place back onto Barry's gaff?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:20,
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He is the best television copper of all time.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:19,
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The best of Harry Battwww.youtube.com/watch?v=isITNRo1x_o
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:23,
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It's a sting, babeWhile you're watching that policeman, his mates are going through your dresser drawers.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:04,
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Yes, because it's illegal.(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:07,
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Damn, errr, I'm just off to the loo officer...*flush*
*flush*
*FLUSH*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:10,
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http://www.b3ta.com/questions/hiddentreasure/post34662
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:07,
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HAHAHAHAIs that how you got started on ebay? Bunty and Beastiality
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:09,
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You mean your missus puts chloroform in your underwearto keep the beast asleep?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:12,
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Oh, is this the public sector pension strikescalled by people who feel that they shouldn't have to have the same pensions cuts as private sector workers, whilst still having them paid for by private sector workers?
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Kroney, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:00,
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That'll be the one(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:01,
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I think it's more about the fact that when they became public sector workers, they were promised somethingthat is now being taken away from themAny other sector would understandably be a touch miffed about this.
But then, I generally don't know what I'm talking about, so I could be entirely wrong.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:09,
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The private sector was promised state pensions too, up until a little while ago.The cuts are economically necessary. That is just fact.
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Kroney, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:10,
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I can sympathise with having promises whisked away But this happens in the private sector all the time. Cuts have to be made, my main problem is that too often cuts are made to the rank-and-file employees, whilst the heads often remain unaffected.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:19,
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I just don't like being manipulated by the press, who seem to be demonising anybody who strikes.And isn't it actually illegal for some public sector workers to strike? That seems grossly unfair.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:26,
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Life is grossly unfairThe press can fuck off 'n' all, hateful scare-mongering cunts.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:29,
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I work in the public sectormy big boss is on 370k a year, that's more than double the PM ladies and gentlemen, I bet she isn't getting a pension cut.
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Peej, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:39,
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the private sector cuts shouldn't have happened eitherbut private sector don't have as many unions
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:02,
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Speaking as a socialist.Yes they should. Unless you want the entire economy to fall apart on its wizened, overstretched arse.
They were in trouble even before the recession.
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Kroney, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:04,
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If communication has broken down, and it actually gets people to listen, then yes.It really only works if everyone joins in, though. It's been over 80 years since the General Strike. I say it's about time we had another.
Alt: filthy scab!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:06,
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It rarely changes anything thoughwe're just not very good at it in this country. People bunk off for a week or two then when their demands aren't met, shuffle back to their jobs saying 'Oh. Okay then'.
The French know how to strike.
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Was it Wimbledon yesterday berk?If so. How was it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:10,
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It was lovelyI had a wonderful day. Sadly however today has kicked me nicely in the knackers and brought me back down to earth with a nasty bump.
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No, not at allI started applying for a job I had a very good chance of getting, had met the team involved...logged on this morning to discovered they'd closed the vacancy 10 days early due to overwhelming response. I rang the woman I'd met and she sounded genuinely upset but said there was nothing she could do.
I have still not heard anything from the applications I made earlier in the month, despite thinking I had a good chance of getting at least two interviews.
there may have been a minor bedroom-based mishap last night which has made me feel very inadequate and stupid. But there was no grumping.
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Oh that sucks.Your bedroom mishap, was that more or less embarrassing than, for example, your fellow pulling out to change position and accidentally jizzing in your hair?*
*I totally haven't done this.
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Kroney, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:22,
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She said "made me feel very inadequate and stupid"Which makes me think she thought 'blow job' was literal, and inflated his foreskin like a balloon.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:24,
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that's no how it works?I mean HAHAHA, that would be stupid!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:27,
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Nome mistakenly thinking he'd come and stopping doing what I was doing, and then having a massive flounce/strop and embarrassing myself further when I realised he hadn't. I have no confidence in my ability to do sexy things, and worse, little confidence in his ability not to judge me for being rubbish*
*NB, I'm probably being massively paranoid and unfair here.
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Might I say that I thinkyou're being massively paranoid and unfair here.
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i want to know what she was doing.Like was it that thing, y'know...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:50,
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Did you get to watch any tennis, or did you spend the day watching the big screen, eating strawberries and drinking Pimms?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:20,
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Watched loads of tennismost of it on court rather than on screen, no strawberries (brought a picnic, and they were obscenely overpriced) but I did have some Pimms. And it was lovely and sunny.
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Well that sounds like a lovely day.Glad you enjoyed it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:25,
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Haha, we only had ground passesI wasn't queueing for 4 hours to get tickets for the show courts!
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We're too British to strike properly.It's not polite.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:10,
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They should1) disband and make illegal the fucking trades fucking unions, halve their pay and kick their fucking teeth in
2) flog Bob Crow et al in front of the Tower of London
3) make me Steppenfuhrer of the 4th Reich
4) PROFITEROLES
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:18,
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While 1-3 are completely against my beliefs (especially 3)I support this if you can guarantee profiteroles
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:19,
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Fuck that shit.(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:19,
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Did they play that last night?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:21,
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YesAnd quite honestly it was a fucking stormer. Tons of energy.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:22,
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The collective trades union shoudln't be disbandedbut they should have to present an alternative to the action they're striking against that at least shows willingness to understand the problem rather than just stamping their feet and shouting "WAAA DONT WANNA"
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Kroney, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:21,
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They should all be electrocuted.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:25,
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We should invite them all for a "conference" on a pier, then blow it up(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:21,
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OOOOH!I know where there's a really good pier!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:29,
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But had she been?No. She hasn't.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:30,
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My uncle thinks 'cockneys' eat profiteroles all the time when they're drunk, and then get lairy.Whenever those police reality shows are on and some vaguely southern folk are fighting in a car park, he puts on his best Alf Garnet voice and proclaims "What d'you expect? They've been on the pruh-fi-er-owwwls!"
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:21,
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He doesn't officially have any special needs.But we do make a lot of fun of him among the family.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:27,
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He's an odd lad.On the one hand he goes out with his mates, is quite your average 'cheeky scouser' and on the other, he watches Coronation Street with his mum.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:29,
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Bob Crow is a powerhungry fucking idiot, he starts up industrial action on the outcome of tribunals that haven't even been completed yet.He's like the Nick Griffin of Trade Unions.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:26,
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If Bob Crow wanted to be a hero in london, they should strike by opening up all the oyster gates for a few hours and let people use the tube for free.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:27,
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He also lives in a subsidised house despite earning over £100k a year + £20K pension contributionHe is a massive hypocrite and a an arsehole of enormous proportions
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:29,
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I'm not sure what my point is here...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:27,
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Not that I understand any of the issues...but I think I'm generally in favour because it'll annoy the government and I think governments need annoying whenever possible, to stop them getting smug.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:57,
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jeff will not beat me by one!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:20,
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