Babies are like tattoos to me
They just don't appeal, partially because once you've got one you're stuck with it.

Unless you strike lucky like Eric Clapton.

Evenin' all.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 21:37, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

How was the cricket TD :(

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Shite
Not as shite as today but still shite.

Thanks for asking though.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)

I thought I'd ask about the cricket, rather than saying
'So, TD. How did you feel about wasting fifty quid on a ticket to watch that shower of shite'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)

£36
And turned down a day's work.

It's not even like we got to see any good cricket - at least today Sri Lanka gave it a bit of handle.

They were they less bad team on Friday.

Highlight was the coppers threatening to arrest two stewards for being knobs.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 21:55, Reply)

That's encouraging (the police v stewards)
Usually the police side with people in orange jackets. Glad to hear that the local plod took a different approach.

What were the stewards doing wrong?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 21:57, Reply)

They tried to eject two geezers
Who were a bit pissed but weren't doing any harm. Didn't hear the confrontation but apparently one of the stewards threatened to smack one of these geezers down, when Plod stepped in and explained that you can't really do that and the steward turned on Plod.

Headingley stewards are notoriously shite - really sour the atmosphere as opposed to Edgbaston where they join in.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 22:09, Reply)