But the skills you would get as an engineer could be really useful.
Imagine if you sent to prison by a military court for a crime you didn't commit. You then promptly escape from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Maybe you could use these mad skills to help you earn a living as a soldier of fortune.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:39, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

MacGyver's more my scene, really.
the lone operative, getting into scrapes, eating ice-cream and making rocket launchers out of racing bikes.

Then I'd spend a few years in celebrity wilderness before making a comeback by visiting other planets.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:41, Reply)

and you get to sport a mullet with impunity

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:42, Reply)