I had friends who lived on the West coast
They moved back because they missed the trees. They brought their dogs with them.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:46, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'll bet those dogs were bursting for a piss by the time they got back.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:46, Reply)

Walked with crossed legs
and left a little line of dog piddle everywhere they went.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:02, Reply)

west coast is fairly barren alright
but we do have trees dotted about, mostly planted by fanciful English landowners. Ordinarily we cut the fuckers down for making primitive weapons or wife-beating utensils.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:56, Reply)

We had a shillelagh for years
I grew up in a Scots/Irish ghetto. In Kent. FACT.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:04, Reply)

you poor thing

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:11, Reply)

I started senior school being a fluent French speaker
shame the accent was pure Dublin though.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:20, Reply)