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If you had a chance to make the perfect move to any other nation, which one would it be and why
Inspired by Independence day.
(888777555, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:01, 190 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I wouldn't.
Even though it's going to get really shitty and expensive over the next few decades, this country is my home. And I don't have the money, the qualifications or the language skills to settle in any other country.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:08, Reply)
There are certain aspects of America I quite like
but the lack of national healthcare system would put me off. I like the pace and way of life on Greek islands, but the corruption, general poor standard of living and abject cluelessness about some things are also a bit of a dealbreaker.

The UK, for all of its faults, really isn't that bad a place to live.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:11, Reply)
I agree the positives of the UK outweigh the negatives.

(888777555, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:13, Reply)
I'd go for the Irish republic.
A more relaxed, more green England.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:13, Reply)
They don't have trees though, so no dogs.
This is potentially catastrophic for you.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:42, Reply)
It's alright, I can get my rocks off by fucking a leprechaun.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:43, Reply)
And you can steal their pot of gold
Good work
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:45, Reply)
woo-hoo!
*sings*

Always believe in your soul. You've got the power to know. You're indestructible... Always believing....
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:47, Reply)
whut?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:44, Reply)
I had friends who lived on the West coast
They moved back because they missed the trees. They brought their dogs with them.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:46, Reply)
I'll bet those dogs were bursting for a piss by the time they got back.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:46, Reply)
Walked with crossed legs
and left a little line of dog piddle everywhere they went.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:02, Reply)
west coast is fairly barren alright
but we do have trees dotted about, mostly planted by fanciful English landowners. Ordinarily we cut the fuckers down for making primitive weapons or wife-beating utensils.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:56, Reply)
We had a shillelagh for years
I grew up in a Scots/Irish ghetto. In Kent. FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:04, Reply)
you poor thing

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:11, Reply)
I started senior school being a fluent French speaker
shame the accent was pure Dublin though.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:20, Reply)
FYI, probably Switzerland.
I have the French skills, and despite outside sniping about boredom, It seems a lovely place, if pricey.
Very well run too.
(888777555, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:17, Reply)
My Aunt used to live there
and I holidayed a couple of times. It is a very nice country, but yes, exorbitantly priced.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:24, Reply)
If pushed it'd probably be Canada
for reasons of climate, landscape, chilled-outness etc.

I like it here too much though, and all my buddies live here. Give or take.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:37, Reply)
Good choice
I'd go for the west coast maybe right up in the Rockies. Fabulous weather, beautiful scenery, I'd get a good job there without too much trouble.
But....I like living less than an hour from London and France. I love the fact that I can be in Paris in less than two hours.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:44, Reply)
From what I heard it takes a lot less time to get into Paris than two hours.
Oh wait you're talking about the city aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:04, Reply)
Hehehe!
Ruuude!
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:05, Reply)
At the moment I'll stay here
But in the future maybe france, or germany or somewhere else they are serious about food.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:51, Reply)
I saw about 10 minutes of man v food
americans seem pretty damn serious about food. But perhaps you didn't mean that
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:02, Reply)
Quality not Quantity.

(888777555, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:04, Reply)
Surprised nobody has mentioned the mecca of modern British-Irish migration yet.
The land of Aus?
(888777555, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:01, Reply)
there are lots of poisonous things there

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:01, Reply)
And it's too far away
I'd only go somewhere that I could be back home from within the day.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:06, Reply)
someone needs to invent the point to point transporter
then I will be truly happy

although you'd have to queue from now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:15, Reply)
Mine's called 'a car'.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:16, Reply)
doh!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:20, Reply)
not to mention lots of British and Irish people

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:08, Reply)
I'd move to Mars
I like red and I like aliens
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:01, Reply)
I'm changing my answer to this
Or anywhere off-planet really.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:03, Reply)
the moon would be pretty sweet, too
but wouldn't it be cool to see Saturn's rings* from on-planet?

*huh huh, I said rings
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:08, Reply)
any of it would be cool
But meeting aliens would be the bestest*

*may, or may not have anything to do with green alien sex
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:12, Reply)
If you can scubadive to
ridiculous depths, Europa is your best bet at the moment, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:13, Reply)
There may be life there
But the chances it has a vagina are small and I like vaginas.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:15, Reply)
take a dagger and make one

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:18, Reply)
That is just sick
Even by my stndards, but thanks for reminding me I still have some.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:24, Reply)
your welcome
I remember a conversation about just this topic on why it would be good to fuck something with regeneration powers - you could make a hole anywhere anytime
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:25, Reply)
you're pushing the boundaries of weird here

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:24, Reply)
Considering what some men will stick their dick in it's not that weird.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:26, Reply)
Aaaand we're back to Paris Hilton

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:28, Reply)
It's got a very thick atmosphere and no solid surface, you'd not be able to see much.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:15, Reply)
you've got a very thick atmosphere and no solid surface
*pouts*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:21, Reply)
Plus you'd get crushed flat by the atmospheric pressure and frozen solid.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:32, Reply)
stop ruining things
ruiner
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:33, Reply)
I believe it's rather like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sql-aPwX8ac&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:39, Reply)
Women with three breasts?
I think you'll find that in Essex.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:07, Reply)
yes, but
Essex....
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:08, Reply)
it's the green skin that's hot

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:12, Reply)
I believe the phrase is "mindpiss"
But I'm a bit new and unsure.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:14, Reply)
it is
but surely everyone loves green skin. That's why goblins pull so often
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:14, Reply)
Goblins are a bit small though
I'd rather fuck an orc.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:16, Reply)
: /

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:21, Reply)
compared to a goblin
Not in general, or compared to w oman or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:23, Reply)
Oh! that had me worried for a minute.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:24, Reply)
unless you're offering to dress up in chain mail and paint yourself green of course
Then I might change my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:26, Reply)
I'll try anything once.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:27, Reply)
They'd be good for a bit of rough
very rough
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:21, Reply)
Jeff likes a bit of ruff.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:26, Reply)
heh

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:30, Reply)
That's usually just a short bald boyfriend.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:13, Reply)
Screeching their fearsome war cry, "FACKIN' SHAA' AAAAAAP! *slap*"

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:17, Reply)
*shudders*

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:29, Reply)
"Three tits... Awesome"

(888777555, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:33, Reply)
Wouldn't it make getting a date more difficult Captain?
Mars to Venus is going to be quite a trek.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:16, Reply)
Well apparently Men are on mars
so that's where I should be
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:19, Reply)
I'd like to be beneath the sea, in an octopussies garden in the shade.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:20, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OosYFs3cyZ8
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:23, Reply)
wow
Just realised that I'm sitting in a pub waiting for a Skeptics meeting to start posting about orc-sex on an internet message board via my smart phone. This is a new level of geek for me.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:21, Reply)
*prouds*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:22, Reply)
roll a D6

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:22, Reply)
don't have one on me
And anyway D6s are plebby, but I bet theres a Multi-sider Dice. App I could download.

Off now real people talking.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:28, Reply)
there is.

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:28, Reply)
Skeptics meeting?
sounds like a load of bollocks to me.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:27, Reply)
Hehe!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:27, Reply)
Canada, west coast, maybe Vancouver island.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:22, Reply)
I'll live anywhere they like big wimmin.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:23, Reply)
Rubens' time

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:24, Reply)
I'm definitely Rubenesque.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:25, Reply)
i always think it's the only
time I'd be appreciated in
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:31, Reply)
I think I'd be appreciated in either
Communist Russia (on some collective farm) or else the Wild West.

I'm from (mostly) peasant stock and it shows in the shoulders.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:36, Reply)
Southern Alberta then

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:26, Reply)
Or the Caribbean

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:30, Reply)
My local chipper

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:31, Reply)
Where are you from?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:32, Reply)
Bogland
irish bogland

The class shines through
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:34, Reply)
I was just wondering where I'd heard 'chipper' before.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:34, Reply)
Probs Roddy Doyle 'the van' or something like that

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:38, Reply)
Oh yes, it might have been.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:38, Reply)
In other news.
The wind has picked up a bit and it's gone a bit nippy out.

As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:34, Reply)
Germany. Berlin. Nothing else needs to be said.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:36, Reply)
I thought you might have said Nigeria

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:36, Reply)
I love Berlin
Fabulous city. Yep, could easily live there.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:36, Reply)
Did it 'take your breath away'?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:37, Reply)
Yes. Yes it did.
Fancy a game of volleyball?
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:40, Reply)
Chickenlady.....
You stink.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:41, Reply)
*sadface*

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:41, Reply)
Grants fly-by to Chickenlady
*Spills coffee*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:42, Reply)
Yay!
You can be my wingman any time Jeff! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:43, Reply)
You'll have to clear that with Blousie.
Great balls of fire!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:44, Reply)
Nowhere thanks
though I'd be tempted by living in New York to an extent I guess
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:38, Reply)
It's up to you.
New York... New York...
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:39, Reply)
You're on a roll here

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:40, Reply)
I'm hoping Roota says she wants to move to Margate
*Chas and Dave lolz*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:41, Reply)
No one wants to live in Margate
believe me.

I live about 20 miles from there and that's a tad too close.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:43, Reply)
I had a mate from Margate but she'd also lived in Kingsgate

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:44, Reply)
Where's Kingsgate?

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:47, Reply)
at the front of his castle

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:49, Reply)
Kent

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:50, Reply)
Don't call chickenlady a kent!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:52, Reply)
I'm forgetting my manners Guv!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:53, Reply)
I'm actually a Maid of Kent
Not a Kentish Maid.
Yes, there is a difference.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:53, Reply)
You fucking well are an' all.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:54, Reply)
There's a Kingsgate Bay near Broadstairs or there's Kingsdown near Dover
Both Broadstairs and Kingsdown are very posh. Despite being close to Margate and Dover.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:53, Reply)
Kingsgate Bay it must be because her mum and dad's address had Broadstairs in it too.
They all just called it Kingsgate though. Maybe they were trying to sound posh.
They were NOT posh despite the Broadstairs address.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:55, Reply)
It's nice down there
Broadstairs is really lovely. Dickens lived there - his house is up for sale at the moment actually.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:58, Reply)
it can be a bit Bleak though

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:43, Reply)
No, but hopefully I'll get to see Sunshine on Leith before the year's through though...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:44, Reply)
So you Proclaim

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:44, Reply)
If I have to walk...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:46, Reply)
If Amberl moved to New York
She might write to you, if you ask her.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:47, Reply)
I'd only go on about how I was proposed to last year

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:51, Reply)
Did DJ just say... 'let's get married!'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:52, Reply)
Eggzackly

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:52, Reply)
It's what Ian Rush drinks!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:53, Reply)
I'm considering I'm considering
a move to Memphis I'm considering
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:46, Reply)
I recognise the lyrics but can't remember who sang them
or the name of the song.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:50, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ctiog-nHHA
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:51, Reply)
Ah yes.
I have it on an old indie compilation LP somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:53, Reply)
oh! did you get to the british library for the sci fi exhibition?
I did, it was coool
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:56, Reply)
I didn't, no.
I had my rucksack on my back and it was too big and I couldn't be arsed with letting the man on the door have a rummage through it.

Stupid, I know. I just went for a bit of a walk around the city instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:58, Reply)
aww boo
it was pretty good coverage of all sci fi ever, I was impressed. I also felt big and clever when I found a cabinet where I'd read all the books. Probably not really a think to boast about
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:00, Reply)
Concrete jungle where dream tomato!

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:44, Reply)
You know that bit in Independance Day when the space ship is over the white house and then the space ship lazers down and blow it up.
Well, that would be like my willy dangling over france's bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:43, Reply)
Oh dear.

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:48, Reply)
Aww HELL no.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:51, Reply)
Any of you cunts watched Falling Skies?
I'm looking for a game of thrones replacement.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:48, Reply)
still not watch GoT
not sure if I should reread the books first or watch that first
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:49, Reply)
Watch it, I don't get the need to do both at the same time.
Really great show.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:50, Reply)
i have to reread them, though
the new one is due out soon! about 5 years since the last one
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:52, Reply)
no if you remember it all you'll ruin suprises in the show NOOOOOOOOOOOO

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:53, Reply)
I think I can still remember most of what happened anyway
plus, I'd need to find a way to watch them
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:53, Reply)
"Legally obtain" them from the interwebz
watch them on your PC
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:55, Reply)
yeah, I'll get round to it one day

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:56, Reply)
Goin to work, trah

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:53, Reply)
bysie bye

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:54, Reply)
Tta

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:55, Reply)
Au revoir!

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:55, Reply)
Nick us a few bags of crisps for later, Gary.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:56, Reply)
Sweden.
Because it's better than most other countries.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:57, Reply)
Yeah, but rotting fish ffs...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 19:59, Reply)
I'm sure that's just a joke they play on tourists.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:02, Reply)
I'll bring the tin to the next bash. Someone there will be braver than me.
brav drunk
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:03, Reply)
Never been to Sweden
Tried Norway - it was expensive and very, very dull. Beautiful, but dull. Or maybe that's just who I was with....
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:06, Reply)
I've heard the first 100 miles of fjords are very beautiful.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:07, Reply)
oh yeah
how did the midsommar thing go?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:00, Reply)
It rocked.
Denmark was nice too. Germany was meaty. The Netherlands were cheesey. Belgium was beery. France was winey.

I'm definitely saving up for a bigger car, though.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:04, Reply)
I always find that when I go to germany
my diet takes a turn for the wurst
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:07, Reply)
Brat

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:08, Reply)
Your tent looked very nice
and you daughter also looked as cute as ever.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:09, Reply)
I love that tent with a passion I normally only reserve for Catface and Mark II VW Polos.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:11, Reply)
driving on autobahns in a small, not very powerful car is really annoying

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:10, Reply)
It's only a 1.3 litre engine, but in a Ford Ka that's proper turbo.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:11, Reply)
I'd consider Sweden now it's stopped being Semi-Marxist.

(888777555, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:01, Reply)
Oh dear!
He's off again.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:02, Reply)
It's true.

(888777555, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:05, Reply)
BUT HE@S ONLY SIXTEEN

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:05, Reply)
Does that mean he can't fuck off to another country?
IS ALL THIS PURELY HYPOTHETICAL?

Bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:06, Reply)
Freefair is really a frustrated middleaged man trapped in his bedroom
He's at liberty to travel to most countries (well, taking into account his convictions for possession of child pornography) if only he'd leave his mums house first
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:09, Reply)
Did his knee injury stop him getting to the North Pole?

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:10, Reply)
I don't think it's him
I think it genuinely is a nobby child.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:12, Reply)
O al, I went running while I was away.
Thirty minutes along the Baltic coast and twice round a German lake.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:13, Reply)
I went running on saturday morning
and my leg is still sore. I'm most unhappy. I think I'm going to have to stop running completely for a few weeks and then ease back into it. I am not going to be setting any kind of world records in September.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:14, Reply)
Having mounted several of the expeditions huskys none were prepared to leave base camp with him I'm afraid

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:13, Reply)
They seduced him with their husky voices.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:14, Reply)
They got upset when they realised he was already married to some other Huskies.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:17, Reply)
Tell me more about the huskys.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:17, Reply)
Right fucking slags they are Jeff, double penetration, ass to mouth, the whole kit and caboodle

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:20, Reply)
Can you tell me exactly where I could them.
Just, err, so I could avoid them, like. Yes, that's it. Avoid them.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:23, Reply)
I'll gaz, there's lurkers here after some dogfannyaction Jeff

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:28, Reply)
Cheers Rory.
I appreciate you sharing this information in a responsible way.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:29, Reply)
I've got a semi-hardon.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:05, Reply)
the wind just picked up
and I suddenly felt inexplicably melancholy. Then a bit cold
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:23, Reply)
People just don't care Captain.
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1265518
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:24, Reply)
and that's what makes it so
sad
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:27, Reply)
Start a happy new thread.
That'll get the party going.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:28, Reply)
can't
off to pub quiz in about 5 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 20:34, Reply)

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