Can't imagine many right-on lefties were buying NOTW anyway
Anyone who buys any kind of tabloid or celeb mag is a colossal idiot whose intelligence cannot be underestimated. It surprises me that people are surprised by this story, hacks have always and will always be amoral. They need to be to succeed.

As the politician's expenses thing showed, a temporary fuss will be kicked up and nothing will change.
( djtrialprice, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:12, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You say that.
But there are a couple of MPs who are shitting in a bucket and making tea with their own piss.*

*Out of necessity, rather than because it gives them a stonk on.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:14, Reply)

"as a Conservative MP,
I find that making tea with my own piss is just the thing to take me straight to Def Con Bongle*"

*mercilessly stolen.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Def Con Bongle
is one of the funniest phrases I've heard in a long time
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Which country should Darth Foxtrot move to?

( Kroney, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:38, Reply)

I can't wait to be so jaded that barely gives me a semi

( djtrialprice, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:18, Reply)

these days
I have to wear the full drysuit with the access flap and shove half a pound of kiwi fruit up my arse whilst turning a duck inside out just to get a lazy lob. Sad times.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)

I know bruv. It's the effort it takes and the time window required
And the feeling of shame afterwards when you know you've got an hour of cleaning up to do. Honestly, to be a frigid housewife.
( djtrialprice, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 12:26, Reply)