I never needed disciplining
Whilst under my parents' roof I was exceptionally well-behaved, respectful and deferential. And those pesky, incredibly specific EU sanctions against the contents of my testicles mean I never have to worry about it again.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:05, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

likewise
except the sanctions. Mine is by choice.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Technically mine is by choice too
Hers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:08, Reply)

it's for the best

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:08, Reply)

It is far too much of a lottery
What if the poor sod gets my looks and brains instead of hers?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:12, Reply)

I couldn't take the chance either
what if it turns out to like really shit music?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:13, Reply)

That would be the missus' fault if it does
Although I don't need to tell you that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:16, Reply)

But your missus' isn't the CombiChrist fan of the team - stop passing the buck.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:19, Reply)

You don't know that
She isn't, despite my best efforts. She likes Gwen Stefani. Don't look so bad now, do I?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:20, Reply)

I prefer Gwen Stefani to those knobends.
At least you could stop her singing with a well-placed penis in the mouth.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:22, Reply)

When I say 'you' I mean 'I'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:22, Reply)

No you don't
She's got quite a big mouth
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Haha

( Kroney, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:26, Reply)

'No doubt.'
Now, Gwen. I'm going to put my cock in your mouth... 'Don't speak'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Mine liked Motorhead as a tiny baby and now likes 60s garage obscurities The Monks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Shame about the face.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:25, Reply)

I bet you got pretty good at "self discipline" at a fairly young age eh pal?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Of course I did
I was physically repellent as a teenager. More so.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:08, Reply)

it's interesting how many parallels our lives have
and how different we actually are.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:09, Reply)

I concur
I have a horrible feeling that when we meet we're not going to get on at all, just to fly in the face of expectation
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:11, Reply)

it'll be your fault if we don't
I'm very pleasant and easy to get on with.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:12, Reply)

I would have said exactly the same to you!
Labs can vouch for my affability. Just give me warning before asking him, bribes take longer over distance
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:16, Reply)

despite the meeting only being brief
he can vouch for mine too.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:17, Reply)

You reckon?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Excellent sig.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Haha, cheers
Part of my ongoing campaign to embrace the memes. Or enjoy the abuse, if you will.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:19, Reply)

I actually came up with this the morning after the gig
Whilst I appreciate I'm never going to convert you, Fuck That Shit live was bloody amazing. I honestly think even you would have been impressed with the energy they put into it, and might have mustered a begrudging comment regarding performance before launching into a tirade about everything else.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:23, Reply)

I would have hurled a shit-filled sock into the singer's face, then burnt the venue down.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Don't forget to lock the doors

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:26, Reply)

He probably wouldn't have noticed
He was absolutely off his tits. You'd have approved of that too.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 17:28, Reply)