I will tell you this, Roota
You can call it an unfortunate by-product of my loveless marriage to a horse-faced braying beagle of a woman, but had I the opportunity I would totally hunt you through the fields on horseback before hanging your head over my mantle and bragging about the chase to my similarly chinless friends with whom the only commonality I share is a memory of schoolyard bullying and latent homosexuality.

And that's the best compliment I can give you.

Rah rah!
( Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:01, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

*scrubs your front step*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:02, Reply)