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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have a nice bottle of rioja
and a great big juicy steak.

What do you have?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:22, 187 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
a bit of a misty eye
and a strong urge to drink my weight in alcohol
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:26, Reply)
Come over
there's two thirds of a bottle of rioja and most of a box of a slightly suspect white. We'd we'd suitably deadened on the good stuff before we actually had to taste it though, so it'd be ok.

Since you're a Yank (sorry Irish-American-ololol) there's some entirely too-good-for-you blended supermarket whisky, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:28, Reply)
I'm not a yank, you twat. Not Irish American either. So piss off with your grocery store whisky and shit wine.
I bet you'll offer me some lambrini next.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:30, Reply)
Twot
I read the last thread, gonad. Recognise banter.

I wouldn't offer you Lambrini, you work in a garage, you'd bottle me and piss on my corpse.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:31, Reply)
you're hardly fit to piss on
TWAHT
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)
When I got the steak and wine
I should also have got some sweeties :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:37, Reply)
ew why, wouldn't that just ruin the taste?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:38, Reply)
I'd probably switch to the plonk
I am bereft of sugary treats :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)
stop speaking so british
I don't understand what you're trying to say
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)
plonk = cheap wine
do try to keep up, dear
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:48, Reply)
only plonk I know is plonker and that means penis, no?
so, I reckon you're switching to penis

AAAHAHAHA KRONEY IS SWITCHING TO PENIS
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:55, Reply)
My dear, if I tried to explain the subtle nuances of such an ancient language to you
I'd be here until judgement day and, frankly, I have rather better savages to culturally subjugate.

Been there, done that, stop tugging on Daddy's cuffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:56, Reply)
*fucks off*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:57, Reply)
I have a box of Thorntons Moments
om nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Oh, you bender.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:57, Reply)
Crack on with the steak, lad
Lest it gets cold.

I've just discovered that I do NOT have a ticket to Old Trafford tomorrow.

I have an incandescent rage against the boy who was left in charge of buying such things.

Useless fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:31, Reply)
I've been to Old Trafford.
I don't even like football. Luckily for me it was the cricket ground.

Unluckily for me, I don't like cricket, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:33, Reply)
Cricket
It's been rationally explained to me that I was offered a ticket back in January but I declined it...
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:40, Reply)
I had a slice of ham and I'm currently on a can of Tribute
we had a cake sale at work for breast cancer and I was very charitable. Now I'm not really hungry...
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Cake and a slice of ham?
Welcome to the internet, it recognises those who belong.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:34, Reply)
I've just had a tomato
that takes the curse off, that's healthy that is.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:38, Reply)
just a tomato?
did you eat it like an apple?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:40, Reply)
of course not
I ate the whole thing, with an apple I'd leave the core.

Otherwise yes!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)
do you daft bint
i mean, did you bite into it like an apple
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Sure, why not?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)
I don't know
it's pretty hot when dudes do that
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:52, Reply)
*waggles eyebrows*
*bites onion*
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:03, Reply)
stop speaking so british
i don't understand what you're trying to say
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)
less thinking more drinking!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:54, Reply)
a deep sense of loneliness
/emo
(CheatingRabbit, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:33, Reply)
How does a vibrator cheat?
Even if it had the opportunity and ability, it lacks the cogniscence and necessary moral basis.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:35, Reply)
you doubt my sentinence?
Coming from you, sir, that is a prime case of pot calling kettle black
(CheatingRabbit, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)
I don't know what you mean by this
but i'm fairly sure that if I did, i would be outraged.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:44, Reply)
If you're the man I'm thinking of
You live in Bradford - a city under a cloud of ennui.

But don't you have a dog/dogs? How can you be lonely?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Because dogs are fucking shit?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:46, Reply)
I see.
So you dislike dogs and cricket - do you have ANY redeeming features?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Not many, no.
That's why i'm such a hit with the ladies. So much to change, so little time!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Hopefully

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:52, Reply)
I bought some wine
I might crack it open soon
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Is it shop-bought wine?
Or are you going to have to dip into the leftovers from your last trip to the woods and crack open a wooden tun with your Mace of Unyielding +5?

Oh yeah, I totally went there.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:48, Reply)
I wish it was
it'd have proper special powers
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)
I'm usually a wine man
but I currently have a ton of ale so I'll stick with that for now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:54, Reply)
fish and chips
and peas, proper ones, not those mushy cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Ugh, mushy peas
is there anything else so pitifully lower class?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:52, Reply)
I love mushy peas : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)
yes dear, but you're northern
and therefor lower class by definition.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:55, Reply)
I'm Northern
And hate mushy peas. The Devil's snot.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:56, Reply)
I have balsamic vinigar in my kitchen cupboard.
What do you have?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:57, Reply)
Mould
and some nice cider, I know which I shall be drinking.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:58, Reply)
Well save the cider for me then.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:01, Reply)
you might not like it
it's poncy southern muck, but it's going nicely with cheescake.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:02, Reply)
CHEESECAKE!!!
Save some for me.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:06, Reply)
Not sure it'll last that long
*takes another bite*, no definitely won't, but I can always get some more, do you like Blackcurrant?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Yes I do.
But I prefer American.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Key Lime Pie
I stand second to no man in my espousal of Key Lime Pie.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)
isn't that just a weird lemon meringue pie?
and lemon meringue pie is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:22, Reply)
There are two key words here
One is LIME - the other is LEMON.

So, no.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:26, Reply)
Oh there will be a reckoning

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)
The tragic fall of Felix Gaeta lols

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:04, Reply)
wut?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Oh, I thought you were quoting from the final season of Battlestar
If you weren't, you'd have looked much cooler to pretend you were
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:10, Reply)
lay off foxtrot
she's sad and geeky enough already.

No offence Cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:14, Reply)
There is nothing sad about liking Battlestar Galactica
Best television programme ever made. Also, the Captain and I have many a shared geeky interest
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:15, Reply)
No it isn't
it's probably OK, but as long as Firefly exists in the same universe you can kiss my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:19, Reply)
I'm afraid this man is right
firefly is the best thing ever

/ruins it by pointing out Im planning to go on a firefly larp next year
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:21, Reply)
Me or him?
They do Firefly Larp? Bagsy Wash! I think this might be neough to tempt me into your sordid little world Cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:23, Reply)
You - Firefly is awesome you don't play characters from the show
you don't play characters from the show you play in the world, though.

My crew are going to be a new media ship called the Sans Serif- i'm going to try getting some mini dv cameras and film stuff/get biased interviews and the like and then hack it together between events. I might have to base my character on that NOTW woman, now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:26, Reply)
Awsome.
I have a trench coat and a cowboy hat and I can probably mock up a decent gun can I play? Can I, can I, can I?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:29, Reply)
nothing stopping you

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:30, Reply)
*dons hat and coat, starts whistling Firefly theme*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:35, Reply)
Firefly is superb, don't get me wrong
But if you haven't seen BSG I don't think you're qualified to state that Firefly is better. I can assure you that as an admirer of intelligent sci-fi you'll love it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:27, Reply)
I've seen bits, was unimpressed
But it's on my love film queue so will give it a fair shake. However, frankly, I cannot see it winning in a month of Sundays. I do like intelligent SciFi, but sadly so little of what makes it to TV qualifies
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:31, Reply)
Oh, I quite agree
That's exactly why I was so impressed with BSG. It's not something you can dip in and out of. However, regardless, I shan't be lambasting anyone with a love of Firefly.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:34, Reply)
OK, will suspend judgement
But I shall be amazed if I agree with you.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:36, Reply)
it is surprisingly good
although it has the odd 'filler' episode. But then again I suspect Firefly would if they hadn't canned it half way through the first series
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:39, Reply)
I might admit
on pain of torture, you understand, that had it run for several seasons Firefly might possibly have been a gnats whisker less awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:46, Reply)
Watch it from the start
and bear in mind that it was written with the full arc in mind, the characters develop constantly.

OK am going to stop going on about this now. Give it a fair shake and if you don't like it, fair enough.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:40, Reply)
The Cap'n recommends it
and it may surprise you to learn I respect her taste.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:47, Reply)
then you may have taken
a wrong turn in life
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:48, Reply)
This is likely true
are you the old woman in the cave with the photocoppier?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:59, Reply)
this is a fair description of me, yes

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:04, Reply)
Cavy, Cavy Cavy
don't be so hard on your self.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:08, Reply)
that's about right
but what bothers me is that I've not seen past the start of series 3, he's being mean by rubbing it in
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:16, Reply)
It's not like the remaining episodes have disappeared into the ether
You're doing yourself a disservice by not watching them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:17, Reply)
I know, but it involved either downloading something
or buying something and that's effort. Then I'd have to get round to watching them...wait...it's summer holidays soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:18, Reply)
*facepalms hard enough to require rhinoplasty*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:20, Reply)
Don't worry BGB,
The soft cunts would lap it up if it was in a ramekin and called 'minted purée de petit pois'.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:57, Reply)
Avec un Saveloy

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:58, Reply)
bon soir, bon soir

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:01, Reply)
et Pommes Frites
Pour Mademoiselle
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:02, Reply)
Hahaha!
Innit.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)
I will tell you this, Roota
You can call it an unfortunate by-product of my loveless marriage to a horse-faced braying beagle of a woman, but had I the opportunity I would totally hunt you through the fields on horseback before hanging your head over my mantle and bragging about the chase to my similarly chinless friends with whom the only commonality I share is a memory of schoolyard bullying and latent homosexuality.

And that's the best compliment I can give you.

Rah rah!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:01, Reply)
*scrubs your front step*

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:02, Reply)
Oh Blouise, you really are northern, aren't you? :(((
I don't think even the best finishing school could help you now.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:58, Reply)
: ((
I'm filthy in bed if that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:02, Reply)
It's the coal dust.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:04, Reply)
Well yes but you can wash that off.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:05, Reply)
A big glass of wine and Tango & Cash
I've already played some decent pool and eaten a burger with lashings of chilli sauce. Tomorrow I'm going to the fair. A good start to the weekend all in all.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:57, Reply)
If, in fact, this is a good start to the weekend

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:02, Reply)
If anyone wants to get involved with Google+ (google's take on facebook), I have a ton of invites.
It's pretty cool and the voice/video chat is amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)
me me me!

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:10, Reply)
Just getting stuck into my second bottle of Crabbies
Also have The Devil Wears Prada.

Go on, knock yourselves out
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:01, Reply)
*knocks oneself out*
It hurts Darth.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:06, Reply)
No, I didn't feel a thing

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:07, Reply)
HaHa drinking and Bowied!
A dizzyingly horrid concoction.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:07, Reply)
We'll find out...
It's only 4%
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:08, Reply)
4% of a gallon is still a lot

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:17, Reply)
I am a bit hotter and snappier than I should be after two bottles of 4% alcohol
I might have to... QUIT DRINKING
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:18, Reply)
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I only just started it, but I've been in front of the computer arsing about with me website since about 4 and now my eyes and brain hurts, I'm not even sure this sentences makes sense anymore

i think wine on top might finish me off, but it's friday
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:20, Reply)
Go for it
Glad to hear you've been working on your website
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:23, Reply)
That's not how alcohol percentage is measured
I can't remember how it IS measured, but it's not per gallon.

It's about fermentation rates, phases of the moon, seasonally adjusted etc.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:24, Reply)
Specific gravity
ABV is something to do with sugar versus alcohol in a given amount of water.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:27, Reply)
That's it
I learned this in my real-ale drinking days then fizzed all those braincells out with domestos and Netto sherry.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:29, Reply)
My spelling's gone all to piss
Monty would be appalled.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:04, Reply)
...and yet you still spelled that correctly
Are you actually Apey? I reckon when he gets hammered he spells like an English teacher
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:05, Reply)
He must do
When your arse is bouncing along the rocks of the Mariana Trench, just how much lower can you get?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Megatron lols

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:10, Reply)
This thread is evidence of why I'm drinking indoors of a Friday
instead of being surrounded by adoring friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:11, Reply)
Nah mate
You're in your 30s now, this is as good as it gets
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)
Sit in the garden then.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:13, Reply)
Clear, incisive logic.
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Envy it
It comes to a select few.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:16, Reply)
I have Mr Choc Peanuts.

(888777555, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)
That is the most disgusting thing you've ever posted
Including the thing about Wolverhampton
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:13, Reply)
What about Wolverhampton?

(888777555, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:19, Reply)
Don't let the nasty man get to you lad.
Just call him a bender and move on.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:22, Reply)
Is that the one where the Wolves team follow Richard Dreyfuss on holiday?

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:22, Reply)
I think you might have insinuated that it isn't a horrible shithole at one point

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:28, Reply)
Its a very uneven city.
70% of it horrid, but Tetenhall and Penn are some of the nicest suburbs in Britain. They've even got a Tory MP and Everything.
(888777555, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:31, Reply)
I think he made a joke!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:32, Reply)
Must be alright then
In all fairness, I've only been to the city centre itself.

Which is hideous.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:33, Reply)
Depends when you last went
Honestly there are many British places worse than Wolvo.
(888777555, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:36, Reply)
Mid-90s
Recent enough. Not going back, barring an incredibly unlikely one-off Faith No More reunion gig in which they have Eddie Izzard as compere and Pendulum supporting. With the Rolling Stones working the bar. The ORIGINAL Rolling Stones.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:38, Reply)
Pendulum's first release was awesome
and they realised this, so they released it again.

And again.

And again.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:40, Reply)
That is absolute bollocks
I can't work out whether you're winding me up or have only listened to their second and third albums very fleetingly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:43, Reply)
Oh how good could they be?
they're Australian.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:44, Reply)
Syd Barrett on the door?
"Yer not comin' in unless yer bring me a tangerine bike!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:40, Reply)
eh?
is everyone talking in code, now?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:41, Reply)
Ha! A sinister code that YOU DON'T KNOW

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:50, Reply)
D:

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:51, Reply)
Oh come on
You must know who Syd Barrett was.

If yer man wants the original Stones lineup behind the bar I can ask for Syd on the door.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:57, Reply)
but tangerine bike?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:58, Reply)
Well Syd went a bit off the rails, didn't he?
Apparently as a result of being locked in an unlighted cupboard for 12 hours whilst on an acid trip.

Sorry - I'll not try to be glib and flippant again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:02, Reply)
I was there two years ago
There are worse places in the UK - I live in one - but it was pretty grim.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:39, Reply)
Unless you live in Derby, I call bullshit
It is possible, alternatively, that there's somewhere worse I haven't been
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:42, Reply)
swansea?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:42, Reply)
South or West Yorkshire shurely

(888777555, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:43, Reply)
Bradford
Say no more.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:47, Reply)
i nearly went to uni there
but they thought I was shit
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:39, Reply)
Kirstie Allsop is on the news at the moment
protesting against teh Murdoch BskyB takeover.

Just when I thought she coudln't get any filthier-looking, she turns into a student.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:13, Reply)
What the fuck does she know about it?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Who cares?
I was making a "she looks well dorty" gag.

God.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:15, Reply)
You're stroppy when you're drinking

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:16, Reply)
I am enjoying myself immensely

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:18, Reply)
Glad to hear it mate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:22, Reply)
Very thin walls
I keep hearing people outside talking and it's really stressing me out. I do have reason for it, though. Fucking squatters breaking into my lovely new flat :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:21, Reply)
I heard my middle-aged Armenian neighbours shagging the other day.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:23, Reply)
eek! what? how?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:24, Reply)
I have....
signed myself to plunge to my death!

Evening bumders.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:48, Reply)
you are fucking crazy
what the hell are you doing that for? people aren't designed to fall from heights, the ground is the place to be, you mentalist
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:49, Reply)
I know!
I am already terrified, and it's three weeks away!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:50, Reply)
i suppose that's time enough to come to your senses

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:50, Reply)
I can't now
I've already told everyone. And it's for charidee. If I pull out now I'll be a massive quender.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:51, Reply)
why not do somehting like baking cakes
cakes are nice. Or walking somewhere, or eating a record breaking number of pineapples. Just not falling
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:52, Reply)
It's not falling, Cavy.
It's flying!

In a downward direction. Then an upward direction. Then a downward direction again.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:54, Reply)
serioustly
woman, that is not right
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:55, Reply)
It's something I always wanted to do
but assumed I would never be brave enough to try. Then last night the opportunity presented itself, with relatively little effort required, and I thought 'why the hell not?'.

I've run away from anything exciting my whole life because I'm scared of everything, but whenever I've faced up to scary things in the past, they're usually not so scary. And squishy death aside, there's really no danger in doing this. There's nothing for me to be afraid of.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:59, Reply)
in which case I must give you some cudos
(i can't spell anymore) as I would have chickened out. good on you.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:01, Reply)
Man, I have impeccable timing.
I turn up here and everyone fucks off! Was it something I said, do you suppose?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:04, Reply)
start a new thread or something
this one is a bit unweildy. show off your bravery or something
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:05, Reply)
DONE.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:08, Reply)
You're stuck with me
Until either the wine runs out or I collapse.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:05, Reply)
Are you off driving the trains in the morning?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:07, Reply)
Oh Rory you do get mixed up
I used to drive buses. But now I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:10, Reply)
Oh right, there's an intercity train driver on here who's on sauce a fair bit
I should really report the cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:12, Reply)
Tell Bob Crow.
He'll sort them the fuck out.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:15, Reply)
Cool
Gaz me details and I will send you cock money.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:19, Reply)
A massive pack of Amber Leaf and self loathing.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:57, Reply)
self loathing?
this doesn't sound good...
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:57, Reply)
I'd go for Golden Virginia rather than self loathing

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:59, Reply)
You!
Have you spoken to Al about your spare Pulp tickets? Apparently he missed out this morning. If you haven't found a home for them, he could be your man.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:00, Reply)
Jarvis Cocker ia a whiney prick and pulp are fucking shit
MUSICALOPINIONS
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:07, Reply)
*SHOCK*
musicalopinions on the internet?! whatever next?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:08, Reply)
I might have two spare.
I'm really hoping the girl I saw them with on Sunday takes them, but if not, yeah that should be fine.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:09, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:12, Reply)
and then you joined an old thread?
crazy day, noel, craxyu day
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:14, Reply)
FAIL.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:16, Reply)

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