I just had my hair butchered.
I reckon a barber could shave off my eyebrows and take a shit on my shoulder and I'd still go "yeah that looks really good mate cheers" in a scared, high pitched voice at the end.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 12:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

My hairdresser is a fit Thai bird.
So haha!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 12:30, Reply)

My normal bloke is fine.
But there was a massive queue, so I went to the horrible faux geezer place that has Loaded and FHM as their reading material whilst you're waiting. As well as shit R&B music and all the barbers wearing flatcaps. The cunt had the cheek to give me a dirty look when I refused to give him a tip.

I knew I should have let my hair grow long.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 12:43, Reply)