It's like a talk invasion here tonight.
Are you all drunk?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:39, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Not yet
I'm bored and I think I've seen all the porn.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)

ALL the porn?!
My, you must have been busy today.

How are things in Bogusville?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)

A bit shitty today
Leaking toilet pissing water through the ceiling so I turned the water off and told the landlord who phoned his plumber. Stupid cunt fell off his van and didn't get here. I'll be shitting in the street tomorrow. Still, mustn't grumble.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)

especially when you get to shit in the street tomorrow, I bet that's a dream come true

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:54, Reply)

There are three schools within 200yrds
I'll park my arse in the road at about 0830 tomorrow. Japes.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Let's make some new stuff.
We could make a fortune. It's an untapped niche. Two straight blokes who despise one another at a genetic level. Fucking really hard.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Oh man
I'll be washing my hair. Soz
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Let's not push it.
We'll just do straight fucking first. We'll keep the kinky stuff for later.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Oh baby
You had me at "Let's"
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:58, Reply)

The internet just slid right off its chair.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:59, Reply)

I have that effect

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:10, Reply)