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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Dull thread is dull
Let's have one about Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll.

In one or all of those three categories, what have you not yet done that you'd like to and why not?

So if you were feeling revelatory you could bring up some kink you've not tried, if you're more boring you could go for a drug you've never done that you might find interesting and if you want to be really dull, go for a band you've never seen.

Alt: tell me just how shit and bent this question is, I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:27, 301 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I'd quite like to inject battery acid into my temple and see what goes down.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:34, Reply)
You
That's what. Hey baby. How YOU doin'?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:38, Reply)
It's like a talk invasion here tonight.
Are you all drunk?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:39, Reply)
Not yet
I'm bored and I think I've seen all the porn.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)
ALL the porn?!
My, you must have been busy today.

How are things in Bogusville?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)
A bit shitty today
Leaking toilet pissing water through the ceiling so I turned the water off and told the landlord who phoned his plumber. Stupid cunt fell off his van and didn't get here. I'll be shitting in the street tomorrow. Still, mustn't grumble.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)
especially when you get to shit in the street tomorrow, I bet that's a dream come true

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:54, Reply)
There are three schools within 200yrds
I'll park my arse in the road at about 0830 tomorrow. Japes.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:58, Reply)
Let's make some new stuff.
We could make a fortune. It's an untapped niche. Two straight blokes who despise one another at a genetic level. Fucking really hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Oh man
I'll be washing my hair. Soz
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:52, Reply)
Let's not push it.
We'll just do straight fucking first. We'll keep the kinky stuff for later.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:56, Reply)
Oh baby
You had me at "Let's"
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:58, Reply)
The internet just slid right off its chair.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:59, Reply)
I have that effect

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:10, Reply)
ask Monty - I bet he's done it
and I bet it was with someone vaguely famous
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:39, Reply)
I'm waiting for Jeff to appear with a laboured positive/negative pun here

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)
I did consider it.
Trust me, I really did.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Oh hello
Is this the one where the bloke who is a swinger but doesn't enjoy it but his missus does, says he is happy watching his missus, who he clearly loves very much and vice versa, get fucked beyond anything he could hope to dream of? I can't remember his name. I hope he is still very happy watching his wife getting fucked by loads of other people still, that must be ace.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:37, Reply)
I would like to snort coke off a guys big toe while having my hair stroked by another guy who looks like Jeff Bridges.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:40, Reply)
hold on now, let's not get crazy

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)
I need you to complete the fantasy Blousie.
Would you use coke zero, diet coke, caffine free coke or the original, and still the best - 'proper' coke.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Proper Charlie innit.
Uncut!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:44, Reply)
I CAN HELP

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:48, Reply)
My hero!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)
ooooh.
I'm afraid I have very little to add on any of these three. I am old and boring, and have never had a wild youth. I imagine even freefair has more knowledge of these than I do.

Shit subject is shit.

On the other hand.... *takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)
but if you didn't have a wild youth
is there anything you didn't do you wish you had?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)
I wish I'd had lots and lots of sex at university
and I wouldn't mind being able to play an instrument.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Pink oboe lolz.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)
I meant a musical instrument.
I'm good at that.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)
She's bunjee jumping ffs.
She's a braver woman than me and I've done some crazy shit.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Really?
Do tell.

*settles back in a comfy chair and rubs hands together*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Another time sweetie.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)
*pouts*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:55, Reply)
Even though I'm going to be pant-wettingly terrified when I do that
I know logically that there's nothing to be scared of. It's all safely monitored, and every bit of kit is double and triple checked, and there are double redundant safety harnesses.

And it'll all be over in five seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Thats my sex life described perfectly

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Including the safety harnesses
I've got a bad back and you can't be too careful.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:54, Reply)
^this.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:56, Reply)
like losing your virginity

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Like sex.
Only longer.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)
I had a wild youth once
Well she was wild once she realised her picture was on my hard-drive.

by Gary "Paul Gadd" Glitter
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:46, Reply)
hurr hurr

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)
I'm very boring, I think
don't have any kinks (that I know of) haven't tried anything particularly interesting in a bedroom arena, haven't tried anything particularly interesting in a drug type way.
It'd be fucking awesome, just once, to have one of those massive drug-fuelled orgies that you read about in cheap tabloid papers.
(berk, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Hey, if you think about it, you used the words 'fucking awesome' which must mean you want to fuck Blousie
'cos she's AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Woohoo!
I totally dig Berk too.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)
There you go.
You've pulled berk.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:48, Reply)
She's too good for me
although I would like a piece of Blousie nork action.
(berk, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)
I wish I wasn't too good for people : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Well Hello
I have pretty high standards, as it happens.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:57, Reply)
You're good enough for me, Blousie!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:57, Reply)
*grins*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:01, Reply)
*fondles*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:02, Reply)
I haven't done any. Gonna be honest.
I enjoy other music enough that I don't feel the need to make my own, what with my mediocre keyboard skills.
I'd never do Drugs.
I'd like sex but It hasn't happened yet.
Not a wild youth here.
Not a young fogey either, I do like partying and don't mind alcohol.
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:46, Reply)
You really are a fucking massive bellend aren't you?
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1272267#post1272273

Please see your earlier comments about being tea-total.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)
I adore you.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)
*Blushes*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:52, Reply)
Other people drinking alcohol.
I like to keep self control
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Why not exercise self control and stop being a dick.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)
About what?

(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)
See that moment when your fingers rest against the keyboard?
Everything beyond that point.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:58, Reply)
you'll be all like Ryan from Wilfred and be all "so we've been together for a while and then one day out of nowhere she puts her finger in my ass!"

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Points for honesty lad.
You'll get there.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)
don't encourage it you flid!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:43, Reply)
I'll fuck you if you like.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)
Trust me, I'm not that desperate!

(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:01, Reply)
Why would I trust your opinion? You're an ignorant adolescent.
I'm much older than you and much cleverer than you. If we're going to trust anybody then we should trust me. And I think we should fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:04, Reply)
I'm in the top 10% of British teens for academic achievement. I'd like to think this proves that I am indeed intelligent enough to make my mind up about this.
And come to a firm and final conclusion.
We Ain't doing a thing.
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:06, Reply)
If you're not bright enough to understand how meaningless that is then you're thicker than I thought.
And that makes me horny. There's nothing quite as arousing as teenage delusion. I bet you think your lack of social skills makes you quirky and blame your lack of friends on being a swot. You fucking loser. Let's fuck really really hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:09, Reply)
I have loads of friends.
At least 100 at school who I talk to often
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:10, Reply)
*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)
You have 100 people who recognised your name enough to click "yes" on a social network.
Christ. You really are a desperate fucking dweeb. You can't imagine how hard my erection is now. A cat couldn't scratch it. An angry cat could climb up it and have a fucking knife fight with another angry cat and neither of the cunts could scratch it.

You know you want me. It's as close as you're going to get to affection in your sorry fucking teenage loser life. Let's go all the fucking way.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Real life friends.
As I'm not in the business of adding strangers on Facebook anymore (I had 597 friends and I cut it down to 160 a few weeks ago), Those are all people I know, talk to, and like in real life.
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:16, Reply)
You're not going to back down, are you?
That's what really turns me on. You're practically old enough to join the army and yet you haven't developed the emotional maturity and self-confidence to back down even half an inch. It's a beautiful thing to behold.

Hop on board. It'll be like riding a rusty bone-shaker bicycle with no saddle.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:17, Reply)
You are Implying I'm some saddo loner nerd. I'm nothing of the sort.
I found B3TA whilst browsing sickipedia at the back of my RE class 2 years ago for jokes to tell my plethora of anticipative bored pals while listening to Miss drone on about Funeral rites.
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:20, Reply)
Plethora. RE class. Pals. Miss.
Fucking hell, dude. I'm pretty much creaming myself here. If you don't grab hold of this badboy tooty sweety then you're going to have to give me half an hour to crank it back up again.

Tell me about the japes you get up to at play time. Do you cool kids say "japes" any more? I fucking bet you do, you dirty dirty bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:22, Reply)
We generally don't bother with that any more, we just play Football.
Apart from snow days when we all take sides and build a trench and you know the rest.
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:31, Reply)
You were taught by a Miss Drone....
I hope she married a Mr Aircraft and decided to go double-barrelled with her surname.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:23, Reply)
As a former teacher
I have to say how much I appreciate the idea of kids fucking about in the back of the lesson that I've spent time preparing, and am taking the effort to deliver.

What with teachers being in a classroom for the shits and giggles of it all, you know. Not like they're there top try to help you get on in life or anything.

And people wonder why I hate teenagers. Self-obsessed, opinionated, ungrateful, tedious cunts, the lot of 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:30, Reply)
no, he's told us before
what teachers are doing is pandering to the naughty and poor kids and giving the extremely clever ones like him a hard time
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:32, Reply)
That's certainly what I used to do.
How about you, Cavy?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:37, Reply)
all the time
anyone looks like they're getting an A I ignore and throw out of the window
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:38, Reply)
I would imagine being at a university
you've eliminated all the povvos and troublemakers. Do you just ignore everybody?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:39, Reply)
not uni - there's plenty of povvos and chavs in FE
to lavish my attention on
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:44, Reply)
mr b3th studied photography at college back in the 60s or 70s.
I've seen his portfolio from back then. He's very good. He does amazing portraits.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:46, Reply)
and that was in the days when it
was hard
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:49, Reply)
Oh, yeah.
He totally knows how to do the manual settings, and the developing, and everything.

If I ever win the lottery, I'm going to buy him a proper Leica and a bunch of lenses.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:52, Reply)
I actually was a very well behaved pupil.
that RE was just my relaxation.
I still walked the GCSE though.
Checked through the booklet to make sure that I handn't missed a page.
I wasn't DISRUPTIVE, I just paid little attention.
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:33, Reply)
I was a French and German teacher
and a lot of the kids on the sink estate where I worked had no use for either language. I'm sure they mostly thought my lessons were a waste of their valuable gossiping time.

No teacher likes to think his or her subject is irrelevant or unnecessary. While I understand that you may not have a burning interest in a core subject that you have no option to drop, it is incredibly rude not to give it your attention.

And just because you weren't throwing chairs around the room and calling the teacher a rancid bitch, that doesn't mean you were a good student.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:36, Reply)
Don't shoot me!
I liked French, did it as an option!
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:39, Reply)
Okay. Now go back and re-read my last posts.
Do you think I was talking about MY subject specifically? Or might it have been a over-arcing comment about respect in all sujects?

A hundred years ago, only the nobility would have been educated past the age of ten. What you kids have now is bloody generous, and there really isn't a lot asked of you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:42, Reply)
I know, I know.
That was just RE lessons, We were actually already aware of its content.
As I said, we weren't loud or disruptive.
Thing is, If I'd told you how much I loved school, etc etc, I'd have been called a teachers pet or swot, or worse by Bobby.
It's like I can't win.
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:43, Reply)
oh have some balls
RE fucking sucks and every one with a brain, who lacks the balls to actually walk out, ignores it. just because she's older than you mum and has massive jubblies doesn't mean you need to suck up to her. If you're going to be a cunt, be an unrepentant one, not a spineless one.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:49, Reply)
it doesn't?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:52, Reply)
Don't listen to them
Respect the Jubblies!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:53, Reply)
pedo

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:54, Reply)
look, it's fine for you and me
but a little pointless for him don't you think?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:54, Reply)
for him as a 16 year old boy
or as the more likely mid 20's to mid 30's troll he probably is?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:59, Reply)
if he's a troll he's a good one
and i'll admit a grudging admiration for the detail and subtlety employed in mimicking a brightish (for a 16 year old) but still really quite ignorant 16 year old Tory.

But I was talking about is persona.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:04, Reply)
A moment of clarity in an otherwise cloudy time
"It's like I can't win."
Now is your time. Let loose the canons of logic, drop the bombs of superiority. Then go to fucking bed when your mum tells you.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:50, Reply)
i read 'Moment of Clarity'
at the same time Therapy? sung it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:51, Reply)
As an actual Old
I saws Therapy question mark at Bradford uni and I thought they were a bit rubbish. I mean boring, possibly derivative.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:57, Reply)
I quite Likes Troublegum
the rest not so much, they seemed to change Musical genre with each album
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:58, Reply)
not very different
just Infernal Love which is almost comically depressing
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:01, Reply)
Nurse was OK, but a rather different style
I'd lost interest by infernal love, but then I am rather older than you.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:05, Reply)
ONE YEAR!!
you just have a shorter attention span
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:10, Reply)
One year
That I will relentlessly capitalise on young lady and don't you forget it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:12, Reply)
well, I suppose it's nice to be young
for once
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:22, Reply)
oh man they are wicked
I saw them in Cardiff uni back in 1999 or something, they were fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:00, Reply)
I probably saw them a bit earlier than that
I'm estimating 95. I'm 43 now, so my memory is fading.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:19, Reply)
You will call me sir or get the fuck out of my classroom you utter helmet.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:02, Reply)
You tell 'im, Bobby.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:04, Reply)
must... have... the... last... word...

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:17, Reply)
So why didn't you say you have at least 159 friends then?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:18, Reply)
well, 50 ish of them I know and like, but I don't talk to them very often.

(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:21, Reply)
Oh you awful bully.
Surely you can sprinkle a bit of your immense wit in their direction.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:26, Reply)
STOP!!
for the love of god stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:21, Reply)
Not yet.
I want to get to the bit where I cum on the keyboard before I email it to his dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:23, Reply)
Shit. I hope he doesn't read this bit before I've finished my wank.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:24, Reply)
Can you e-mail a photo of your cock
resting on the post that finally made you blow your load to his dad?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:29, Reply)
Done.
I may have gone too far.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:01, Reply)
Congratulations on getting some answers right on some exams.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)
How rude!
He's in the tenth percentile. That means there are only ... what ... another hundred thousand teenagers in the country who are better than he is. He's practically unique.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Oh lol
I mean, really. These cunts are cutting you some right slack here, what with you being either an actual teenage tool or a grade A troll. I'm offering you some genuine words of internet advice here; don't ever use those words in that order ever again. I'm utterly certain, I mean to the point of staking the lives of everything I have ever loved on this, that Shambolic will tear you a new intellectual arsehole at will should you actually try and enter a battle of wits with him as you are so woefully unarmed in every way in this case. Sit down, sweetheart.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:21, Reply)
You've got to admire his hutzpah!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:23, Reply)
I'm going to admire it.
I'm going to admire it real good.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:25, Reply)
Which end do you want?
If there's a good hard bumming afoot, I want in? Waitaminute! Is this Ryan Bury, chubby cunt, of Kendal? It smells like him.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:33, Reply)
He does have staying power.
I mean, every post makes him look more ridiculous, but you do have to admire the force of will to try safe some face in amongst all of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:28, Reply)
I'm admiring nothing
Unless he's got some pictures of his mum who is probably ten years younger than me, yet has a face that is worn with the burden of motherhood and its accompanying ultimate disappointments. I bet her cunt's like a knife fight in an abattoir.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:38, Reply)
He reminds me of a spectacularly gormless ex-user on another forum I post on.
This lad was driven to aggression and all-out war when the swear filter started changing his username to "cuddlebuttocks".

By "all-out war" I mean "attempting to flood the board while on dial-up, posting two new threads in ten minutes (helpfully called FLOOD THREAD 1 and FLOOD THREAD 2) and getting his posting privileges restricted".
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:59, Reply)
alright bogbrush
You're wasting your breath here.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:25, Reply)
Alright Woods...I mean gykhasdfashdhslkd
I'm not breathing on account of being right on the internet. Had any sexual encounters with people in train stations recently?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:31, Reply)
No, and definitely not in Mytholmroyd.
And there's no truth at all to the rumour I was wearing a rubber sex-doll mask all the way through the act.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:38, Reply)
Thank god for that
What with the vicar coming round for tea.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:42, Reply)
I've gone off live music really, used to love it, now I feel all old
and don't like standing up. I want to see of Montreal again, though, they put on an amazing show.

No drugs, and as I admitted to a woman on a train who discussed her BDSM relationship while knitting socks, I'm woefully vanilla.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Don't worry about being vanilla.
berk could make you some brown bread ice-cream

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1275123

Then you could join her and Blousie in the sack for 'fun times'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)
I am perfectly fine being vanilla, thank you!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:52, Reply)
Do you want a flake in it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)
And raspberry sauce plz

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:54, Reply)
*Shouts to the kitchen out the back*
One vanilla, with a space-docking and a freshly squeezed jam-rag, to go!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:57, Reply)
I'd like to snort lemsip off Peppa Pigs tits
while she played guitar or something
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Would Peppa Pig have like six tits?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)
I want BGB to pour kool aid in my mouth

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)
HELL YEAH!
Dressed as Dappy?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Tula

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Celebration.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:55, Reply)
Quailty Street

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:58, Reply)
My tiny wee Hero

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:59, Reply)
He always said that he would bring her roses
But all he ever did was talked all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:04, Reply)
Talking in wispas.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:06, Reply)
Being a pig
She'd actually have 8 tits.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:52, Reply)
I could be wrong but I don't think Broadsword has 8 noses

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)
He could do one really big snort down one side
Then hoover up the other side with the other nostril.

Massive Lemsip man - he'd not be, like, congested or with throaty coughs for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:57, Reply)
I think he's onto something.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:01, Reply)
A pig
I was looking at some pigs on Sunday.

They're very friendly but I'd not fancy rolling one on it's back and snorting decongestants off it's teats.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:06, Reply)
google +'s hang out thing is truely awesome

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Internet lies.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:31, Reply)
OH great!
ffs - this thread made me all like "hmm..the things I'd do to a hot young man.." and idly look at my visitors page on the dating site.

The only guy to visit my page in the last few days is the guy who was my wedding photographer :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:01, Reply)
Do you think he visited on the basis that he was looking for another booking?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:04, Reply)
Did he do shit photos?
He might have been trying to make you hate your wedding day, and by association, your husband.
Because he has always wanted you. Wanted you with a fiery passion that envelopes his every waking moment.

Or, you know... idle curiosity.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:05, Reply)
um, no
they were really good pictures. Umm, my ex did all the rest of the work

also..man, I hope not
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:06, Reply)
Tried dope a few times, a bit hit and miss, not really my cup of tea. My brain struggles not to stall at the best of times, last thing I want to do is turn into a giggling moron.
Acid sounds interesting and scary though - I'll try owt once.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Well hello young man.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Etched in my brain
Sitting on a bench by Salthouse Road, Barrow - probably 1986.

All the houses over the road going past at 30mph.

All the cars standing still.

My second and last acid trip and the fact that it's so indelibly inked there 25 years later tells me never to try it again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:15, Reply)
Yeah, I've heard a lot about trips like that.
But as I said, I'd definitely try it once if only out of curiosity.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:19, Reply)
It's a control thing
If you're comfortable with losing control of your environment temporarilily it's probably a blast.

I can't do that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:24, Reply)
Just seen on the news
DEC appeal raises £9m for Africa. Apparently Ant couldn't give a shit about it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:20, Reply)
He's got troubles of his own, Jeff.
He canna see, man!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:22, Reply)
I'm BLIND MAN!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:23, Reply)
PJ or Duncan! (whichever one isn't me)
Help us out Man! I'm blind!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:26, Reply)
Right kids.
I'm off to bed, sleep well one and all.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:27, Reply)
Night hon.
me too.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:29, Reply)
Blimey Jeff.
I mean - it's a bit early, lad?

Working tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:29, Reply)
This new contract....
They want me to turn up at an office on a daily basis, rather than working from home and phoning people.

It really isn't cricket TD.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:30, Reply)
Well get your polyester stay-prest slacks on
Get your coloured pens in the breast pocket of your short sleeved nylon shirt.

And go to it.

Nothing until Thursday for me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:33, Reply)
I'll have you know I have a selection of dapper suits!
I'm like the Tony Mayo* of the office world.

*Well, not Mayo, but a man with suits.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:35, Reply)
Workwear is the checked shirt and cords for me.
But do the bed thing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:37, Reply)
I think in Freefair I have found the ability to see through Monty's eyes.
I want to crush it.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:45, Reply)
I have a friend who is a social worker
I have to be a little circumspect here but she has a client who at a later age regressed to being a schoolboy.

A 50+ man in shorts, a blazer and cap is not a schoolboy.

Neither is Freefair.

I only get on here occasionally, and always in the evening. Does he bother you all day?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:50, Reply)
I'm not on much in the day either. I think it's ROGERBATSHITSPASTIC, but not sure.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:51, Reply)
I don't think so
Whatever she said she certainly lived in California so the timings are all wrong.

Also, WBM didn't have the intellect to discuss politics.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:53, Reply)
bugger...

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:57, Reply)
Your other prime choices are Bert or Edmund
Bert couldn't have kept his vitriol contained for this long.

Edmund? This isn't a teenager, and we know that Edmund can adapt a variety of personas.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:04, Reply)
Completely forgot about Mr hand surgeon.
Bert would have spluffed all over Monty by now. If it is what it claims to be then Jesus fucking wept.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:09, Reply)
Of all the nutters
Edmund is the prime suspect but I'm not sure it is him.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:13, Reply)
Sadly, I don't think it's a puppet.
I think it's really just a sad teenager in his room using his tears as lubricant while he mashes the keyboard in anger.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:14, Reply)
He's not a teenager.
I'll put you money on it, and I'm a tight-fisted bastard.

And I'm saying "he" as well. Could be female.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:17, Reply)
I'm replying to my own post.
But D'you think it could be RSwipe?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:21, Reply)
No. I don't.
But then I'm rubbish at this stuff. I usually just trust people to be who they say they are. I never once picked Bert or Edmund or Roger's reincarnations.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:24, Reply)
Ha I don't bet with money, only matchsticks.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:21, Reply)
Right
Freefair is RSwipe.

Anyone want money on this right now?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:24, Reply)
I think you may have something here TD.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:32, Reply)
I have gazzed Detective Roota
Freefair started posting the moment RSwipe stropped.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:36, Reply)
Keep me updated please.
Evil lawyer witch!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:39, Reply)
I can't see it somehow.
I can't see the attraction in pretending to be an odious tool.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:44, Reply)
It's not about being an odious tool.
It's about needing to belong.

If I started I could carry on for ages, so I'm not going to start.

Perhaps you ought to ask your sister-in-law to be about me.

I've only ever been wrong once in spotting trolls on b3ta. I spent 14 years in Insurance Claims and I know patterns when I see them.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:53, Reply)
continued from upper right
i think this may be a plan, maybe I shall spend some of summer catching up with things I should have seen. The Wire, BSG,
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:59, Reply)
If you want a list of films you really should have seen, let me know.
Start with Boondock Saints.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:01, Reply)
i have never even heard of that
does it have aliens and spaceships and time travel in it?

the thing about films and telly is that they involve such a commitment of time (and if you get DVDs) money.

I think i need to start illegally downloadinfg
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:02, Reply)
I use DC++ at uni to get what I want to see.
I'm currently partway through BSG season three. Just storming on through it y'all...
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:08, Reply)
i got about 4 episodes into season 3 before Sky one
was taken off virgin
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:09, Reply)
it's AMAZING.
*loves*
I hate admitting when Noel is right, because he usually is, and goddamnit it gets annoying, but Oh. My. GODS. I love this show. LOVE it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:13, Reply)
I liked how it got darkly political
about season 3, which was why it was a shame it went away.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:15, Reply)
conspiracytherorylols
it was a shame
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:17, Reply)
there is currently a moth trying to kill me
i blame Them
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:20, Reply)
Moths aren't trying to kill you.
they're just going "HELLO PAY ME ATTENTION YOU SMELL GOOD LIKE FLOWERS AND FOOD AND STUFF AND THERE'S A LIGHT HERE OH MY GOD THERE'S LIGHT I CAN't SEE AREAEGI" *splat*
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:23, Reply)
i think he may have burnt himself on the uplighter
i think I made a mistake leaving the window opne, I've just seen how many insects are on the ceiling
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:24, Reply)
I liked the action. And I liked all the little lovely things that happened in the midst of their crisis, like babies and children and stuff like that.
I mean yeah it's a terrible life to be born into but it was still life in a time when lots of people were dying so it's cool. And it's a great mix of action + sci fi + politics + religious nuttery + Psychosis. It's awesome.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:17, Reply)
Nope, but it does have billy Connerly as a hit man and is awesome
for a scifi fan I don't have a lot of scifi films, more into the books. If you want space ships, Sunshine is decent.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:09, Reply)
I remember liking the look of that
also Moon. I'm all about the bleak dystopia on the whole. Brazil is my favourite film, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:12, Reply)
Brazil is good I think
not seen it in ages, but found it m=by the road side recently on VHS along with nearly all of Twin Peaks and it's on my pile to watch.

If you're only looking for Sci Fi I think I'll duck out of recommendations as with the exception of classics like Alien, there's a bit of a shortage of good SCi fi on screen IMNSHO.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:16, Reply)
i agree
film sci fi is always miles behind books. Everyone was all OMG! at matrix, even though cyberpunk in literature had been around for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:19, Reply)
This^
also they almost always cut out the intelligence, which is the best bit and leave in the action and other big-movie-shit. I went to see Source Code recently and was nearly physically ill there were dso many plot holes and I went with prety low expectations, and that has god some really quite good reviews.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:22, Reply)
they usually miss the point of sci fi and just go
Hey! Guns! Woo! Kill the Red Menace!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:23, Reply)
you'll be fine then
I suggest you watch Avatar, it has pretty colours.

Edit: Whups, sorry I read "they" as "I" for some reason, sorry, it's late
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:25, Reply)
I think I should be insulted by this or something

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:28, Reply)
probably
but it's late and when you get to my age you'll be a bit vague after 11PM young lady. I think i'd better go to bed before I get crotchity.

*re-reads posts to Zozimus*

oops, too late.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:33, Reply)
it's OK
we can tell from your foolish opinion that you must be getting delirious
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:36, Reply)
don't talk back to your elders and better young lady.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:37, Reply)

+, and

tenuous, but it is nearly sleepy time
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:39, Reply)
have you watched Children of Men?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:17, Reply)
I have.
Bloody hell that's an incredible film.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:18, Reply)
if you ignore the fact that the ending made no sense

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:19, Reply)
that was the only bit that let it down.
But the rest of it I loved.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:20, Reply)
I just like movies is all.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:20, Reply)
fairy snuff
I will restrain my vitriol and you are a girly and likely have boobies, but that ending was a killer for me, and I seem to remember there were problems with the main film too, but I can't remember what they were, probably that it was trying too hard to be all allegorical an shit. I've seen worse films over all, but i'd not recommend it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:24, Reply)
Ha. I do love how my boobies save me.
I can't watch the Alien or Predator movies though. They scare the living daylights out of me. Always have.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:25, Reply)
it's not logical
it's not like I'll ever see them, or likely even want to, but I have a harder time shouting at someone who has them, so there you go, enjoy your unearned power.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:27, Reply)
For me, the ending was also bleak
there was no evidence that the boat was the one they thought it was, nor that even if she got on with her kid they'd ever be able to fix the human race. It was just a glimmer of faint, hopeless hope in a dying world.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:26, Reply)
there was nothing wrong with it
I like films with ambiguous endings.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:27, Reply)
You're an ambiguous ending.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:30, Reply)
:D

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:34, Reply)
it wasn't ambiguous it was meaningless
and not in an arty, No Country for Old Men, we-did-it-on-purpose way, in a shit we-don't-have-brains-to-do-sci-fi-properly way
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:30, Reply)
what would you have had happen?
she gets on the boat, everybody smiles and hugs, they sail off to France for cheap booze and fags and some epilogue text appears on screen to tell us all how her magic fanny saved the world. howzat?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:37, Reply)
you really don't know me do you?
OK, hands up and apologies I'm being a cunt coz I'm tired.

How would I have ended it? Everyone dies.

Which to be honest is what I recon happens anyway. it's the idea that somehow one random pregnant bind could possibly save the world as it was in that film that I find insulting above all, it works if you view her as some sort of symbolic Eve figure, but scientifically it's toss.

That's my 2p apologies for being insulting about it, you seem a decent bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:44, Reply)
I think that's what the ending was, though
they got out, but there was no real sense that everything was going to be perfect for humanity now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:45, Reply)
it's not that I think there was any sense of stuff being perfect
but as I recall, and this was a while back when it came out, there was some feeling that there was meant to be some kind of hope. But there wasn't, there couldn't be, in fact I think I realised that really early on and that may be what spoiled the film for me.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:48, Reply)
oh, I just felt like there wasn't meant to be real hope
long term. I felt the whole film was about hopelessness and how humans will still have a crack at trying to survive even if there is no chance
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:50, Reply)
I might try re-watching it one day with that in mind
but I doubt I'll change my mind, I'm pretty harsh on these things
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:52, Reply)
Anti-recomendations on the other hand
I am full of
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:18, Reply)
you, sir, are wrong
it was bleak and dystopian and great.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:21, Reply)
I loved it
it's one of my 10 dvds - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:20, Reply)
that one left me rattled for days/weeks afterwards
but on the other hand you thought The Road was meh. What gives Crunchylala?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:25, Reply)
Oh I read The Road
it was shit, I spent the whole time wanting them to just get the hell on with it and die. I shan't watch the film.

what gives?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:27, Reply)
see this is where we differ.
I read The Road when I was 16 and it was pretty powerful for me for some reason. I can still remember specific scenes in it because they either scared me so much or just struck a chord.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:30, Reply)
i was told by people who loved it that it's because I don't have kids
or have a maternal instinct. I think it was because it was shit
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:31, Reply)
Yeah, but people with Kids
like to trot that shit out to justify every damn thing.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:34, Reply)
I've noticed

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:36, Reply)
I should add that to the year's age difference to use against you
If you had a kid, like I do, you'd totally see why Children of Man is a bit Wank.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:38, Reply)
if you had guinea pigs
you'd understand that people with kids who are a year older are wrong

plus, I reckon it's not even a whole year
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:40, Reply)
May 30th 1975
and I bet I've owned more gerbils than you've ever had piggies.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:45, Reply)
no way
1 year and 2 days :(

6 guinea pigs, something like 14 hamsters
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:47, Reply)
1 year and 2 mother fucking days child
*does victory dance* at least 6 adult Gerbils, 4 of which formed breeding 2 pairs which had many, many babies, thus ensuring that I do, and always will, know more than your about everything.

In you face Cavy.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:51, Reply)
ummm
...i have boobs? You can't understand the world until you've had boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:52, Reply)
Fuck
The trump card.

Not sure I can get out of this.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:54, Reply)
It's all I have, but it's a killer
right talking of boobs, time to sleep, I have to get the pigs fixed in the morning and spend the rest of the day hoping no one in work asks me to do anything before end of term

nighty night old 55378008 one
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:56, Reply)
yeah same here
night, but don't forget tradition
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:58, Reply)
Sorry to interrupt
But you go to THE LEFT and mention BREASTS if you're going.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:59, Reply)
done!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:59, Reply)
seriously?
wow.

Edit: I'm being a cunt, aren't I? The film wasn't that bad and Micheal Cain was ace as ever, I think I'm just tired,
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:31, Reply)
Soapy Jubblies!
Time for bed, nighty night OT.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:58, Reply)
Nobbly norks!
it's time for bed - night /ot
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 23:59, Reply)
Rollin' off too - and thinking of jugs.
Freefair - you are Rachelswipe.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 0:07, Reply)
A cursory look at my profile page would tell you you're wrong.

(888777555, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:06, Reply)

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