And next up in your "Oh God, get out of my head you cunt of a song playlist", we have...
Boom boom boom boom! I want you in my room!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:05, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Yo back up now and give a brother room
The fuse is lit and I'm about to go boom,
Mercy, mercy, mercy me
My life is a cage but on stage I'm free
Hiked up, psyched up, ready for wilin'
Standing in a crowd of girls like an island
I see the one I want and say "come here, cutie"
I flip her around and then I WORK THAT BOOTY

You're welcome
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Work the body, work work the body
Slow down girl, you're 'bout to hurt somebody
Oh and yo let's get just one thing clear
There's only one reason why I came here

You really done want me to tig-a-tig-a-tig-a tell ya wassup (go)
You really done want me to tig-a-tig-a-tig-a tell ya wassup (go)
You really done want me to tig-a-tig-a-tig-a tell ya wassup (go)
I came here tonight to hear the crowd go

Boom! shake-shake-shake the room
Boom! shake-shake-shake the room
Boom! shake-shake-shake the room
Tick-tick-tick-tick Boom!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:25, Reply)

You so looked that up

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Nope.
Typed (worryingly) from memory.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Even the "tig-a" bits?
I stopped when I did because I didn't feel able to transcribe that!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Ok, well I clarified those bits
But the rest, from memory. If I can find a way of using this power for good...

I could be...

MEMORY MAN!!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:54, Reply)

or Bert.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:56, Reply)

You can use this skill for financial gain, you know
There's this quiz show called "The Weakest Link", right...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:01, Reply)

I cannot use my powers for personal gain.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Good
Stay off my turf
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:16, Reply)