No. That was the best that performance art of the 70s could offer
Apart from the blokes pissing in each other's mouths.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 10:19, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Also Phidias didn't keep to the rules, he bust them a new arsehole

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Okay, strictly speaking, Phidias made a new set of rules
as he shifted Greek art from the archaic period which was stylised and more concerned with religion and ritual to the high classical period which, while stylised, is more realistic. Still a set of very strict rules though - no ugly people, for example.
And all the blokes were busting arseholes then. That was their culture.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Nah that was frowned upon, leg jizzing was their thing
At least they always had plenty of fat chicks as well
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Question- how do you know all this?
More importantly, what prompted you to find out?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Yeah. The dirty bastard and his interest in things.
Why can't he just play computer games and eat burgers like a normal person?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 10:47, Reply)

The sexual mores of Ancient Greece?
A pretty niche interest, but if it floats his trireme, good for him.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 10:52, Reply)