Stupid laws spoiling my fun
Smoking in the house is not an option as I've got a kid (plus it stinks).
I have started attempting common sense and courtesy by lurking at the bottom of the garden instead, but I'd prefer to be able to sit on the doorstep and listen to the radio at the same time.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 12:01, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Well tuuuufff titteh, get to the bottom of the garden.
The door slamming is the very british way of telling you they don't like it stinking up their kitchen.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Awwwwwwww don't want to *pouts*
They don't need to slam the door to show their Britishness - he has a rather fetching tattoo of a bulldog which takes up most of his back. Classy.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 12:10, Reply)

I bet his back is lovely, slender, and free of blemishes too

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)