*the whole internet yawns and casts its eyes skyward*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:21, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Not quite
I'm a bit astonished by this nugget.

He was a quick learner then.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Lemmy's tale is a similar one.
He'd been a guitarist for some years (he's on the psych oddity 'Elevator' LP by Sam Gopal's Dream, who had no proper drummer) and asked if Hawkwind wanted a guitarist. No, but how about bass? I'll give it a go etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Seem to think that Jean-Jaques Burnell also followed that route
He was a keyboard player by inclination but Greenwood was a better keyboard player.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:35, Reply)

My best pal Mat plays bass for Death in Vegas,
he's not a bass player either, having fronted shoegazing indie bed-wetters Revolver at the turn of the 90s. He got the job because our mate was managing them or something. It must go on a lot.

Moral: bass is easy
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Shake his hand
I like Death in Vegas.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Your best mate is Mat Flint?
Blimey. I loved DiV back in the day. I got Dead Elvis back when it came out, and actually thought that The Contino Sessions was a mite overrated, except of course for Dirge which is tremendous.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Fascinating band.
And probably the only stone cold legendary band that are all dead.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:24, Reply)

The Ramones are 75% there

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:25, Reply)