I'm leaving the M25 ! I'm going to see the sea ! REAL PROPER FISH'n'CHIPS ON THE PEAR ! AWESOME !
Does anyone know anything to do around Brighton next week, i'll be there mon-thurs. I've been looking at resturants and there are a few I want to try. Maybe catch a drag-act if any is going. I'm so looking forward to it now, I know I bitch'n'moaned before, as it wasn't what I was thinking off, but it'll still be good fun. Yay for chill-out-pills too ! Mememmeme, this thread is all about me. I'm so pleased that my job is cool with me being a broken person mostly. My next project at work is a fun one too, get to play around with all the social networks I want, just to go wild and let my creativeness see what I come up with (which is a total joy for me)

Tell me something nice, something good, and something naughty.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 17:55, 199 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Nice: I'm glad you're getting away. It's not nice to be broken.
Good: I went to the pond today with Biscuit and mr b3th,and we fed the ducks.

Naughty: boobies!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 18:01, Reply)

Brighton is ace.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 18:04, Reply)

I like Brighton a lot, there are more unicycles there
nice: tea
good: tea and cake
naughty: tea and cake and cunnilingus
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 18:05, Reply)

ooh. That's good.
Can I have your answer instead?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 18:06, Reply)

yeah
but I can only provide tea
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 18:06, Reply)

Okay. Any numbers of people I can call?
Not for the cake. I can find cake.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 18:08, Reply)

if I knew that
I wouldn't spend so long whinging on here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 18:09, Reply)

The sign of a happy man is a beard filled with what you hope is dougnut glazing.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 19:52, Reply)

Why not book a cookery lesson at Jamie Olivers place

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 18:09, Reply)

Oh dude, wow-oh-wow-oh-WOW.
www.jamieoliver.com/recipease/make-a-booking.html

Totally doing that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 18:12, Reply)

It's a nice place to drop into for lunch, heading towards Hove

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 18:13, Reply)

OMG OMG OMG, I booked pasta making lessons for tuesday =DDD

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 18:51, Reply)

Who are you and what have you done with Rory?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 18:52, Reply)

do we really want to know?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Nice: I hope you'll have a cracking time fella, enjoy it!
Good: I've got some spare wholegrain mustard mash, so I'm just trying to work out what to eat with that. Maybe some chicken...

Naughty: I'm going out tonight, when it's work in the morning!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 18:10, Reply)

oh man
Now I really have to make mash potato for tea
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 18:10, Reply)

My brother says 'Fat Leos' for pizza
I'm never naughty, always good. This is because I have a faulty memory
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 18:18, Reply)

China China used to be amazing
www.brighton-eating.com/378.htm

I've not been for about 6 years though.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 18:26, Reply)

Is that the ridiculously nice buffet place?
I love that joint.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 18:39, Reply)

nice: My wife is on her way home and I've made her fajitas
Good: I ran a mile today and my leg is no more sore than it was before I started
Naughty: I'm going to have a biscuit before dinner as the mrs will be an hour yet.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 18:30, Reply)

Nice: I bought my mother a cake
Good: I didn't eat any of it
Naughty: I ate two packets of crisps instead
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 18:39, Reply)

Well yay for you!
nice: I've got vacation time coming up.
good: I quite love my dog, even though she's a twat sometimes
naughty: I don't even own an naughty.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 18:50, Reply)

My doctor told me I could double my med dose today, hopefully in a couple of days I'll start to feel somewhere near normal.
This past ten days have been like some kind of post-apocalyptic dream sequence.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 19:16, Reply)

oh yuck, hope it helps!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 19:23, Reply)

Likewise.
Nice: Love.
Good: Walking with sunshine and a camera and a joint.
Naughty: I'm putting on weight.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 19:39, Reply)

Nice: A city in France.
Good: Will Hunting
Naughty: Scallywags.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 19:26, Reply)

oh boy
a girl I know has just gotten a tattoo "accio hope"
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 19:41, Reply)

What does that mean?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 19:42, Reply)

it's like a fetcher
when you want your glasses you say "accio glasses" and it fetches them for you
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 19:46, Reply)

A feltcher...
Urrugh.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 19:47, Reply)

hahahahahaha shoot oop
you wave your magic wand and say ACCIO DOG and it brings the dog to you

and so she has "accio hope" because EEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 19:50, Reply)

accio BEER!
*Waits*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 19:52, Reply)

*waits*

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 19:56, Reply)

K. Where the fuck is my beer.
You promised me beer if I said the magic words.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 19:58, Reply)

nooooo, I said if you wave your magic wand
.................................................

I'm not talkin' bout your willy either, ok
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:02, Reply)

I've only just spotted this post.
*Stops waving willy*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Is this a harry potter thing?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 19:53, Reply)

yes

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 19:55, Reply)

it says accio hope and has some sort of weird symbol above it that looks like it could be from the blair witch project

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Single? Good looking? Desperate enough?
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Nice: Me
Good: The weather
Naughty: I had a slight argument with a woman on a bus this evening. I won.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 19:42, Reply)

what were you arguing about?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 19:52, Reply)

I was sitting at the back of the bus, the bus was largely empty.
Unwittingly, I managed to brush my foot against an empty seat that was facing me.

Some busy old bint barked at me 'Oi! You. Take your foot off that seat, people have to sit there!' (My foot couldn't have touched the seat for more than a few seconds). Anyway, I replied with, 'It looks like we're both taking up two seats'

She asked me if I was calling her fat. I said, 'Yes, I suppose I am'

She got off the bus.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 19:57, Reply)

you are a delightful human being

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 19:59, Reply)

She started it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:00, Reply)

hahaha!
Evening Jeff!
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 19:59, Reply)

Evening Blousie
How are you my dear?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Good!
Looking forward to meeting you and B3th later in the year : )
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:01, Reply)

You've met me before!
When are you thinking of heading west?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:02, Reply)

berk says she wants to come too.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:03, Reply)

The more the merrier!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:03, Reply)

Fantastic! We should book a charabang.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:04, Reply)

we can totally book a pod on the weston eye.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Yeah. We could look at the mud from an elevated position.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:20, Reply)

Well, I have never been so insulted....
How very dare you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Bagsie sitting further away from the sea.
*Doesn't want to accidentally see Wales if it is clear*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:30, Reply)

haha
We can ask Cavy to wave to us.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:33, Reply)

We could ask Cavy to join us.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Last week in September, wed/thursday.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:03, Reply)

Mid week!
Are you off your nut.

Why?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:04, Reply)

I have the week off and it's London at the end of the month.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:04, Reply)

What date are you thinking of?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:06, Reply)

Coming down on the wed 28th and going to London on the Friday 30th..

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:08, Reply)

I'll see what I can do to work around that.
You're thinking of the 28th then. Is that good with everyone else?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:19, Reply)

I'll be turning up later in the day on teh 28th so if you can book off the 29th for our trip to B3th then that would be great.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:22, Reply)

But therein falls the problem.
I'm not going to the take Thursday off, then go to work on the Friday and then go to the great-bash Boyce on the Saturday.

I'll end up taking two days off won't I. This could make for an expensive (long) weekend. Especially as I've got no idea (STILL) how much beer and chips are on the pier.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:24, Reply)

How about I come down on the Thursday afternoon.
You take Friday off for us to meet B3th and I pop off to London on the fri evening or sat morning?
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:26, Reply)

That sounds a bit better.
I think Bob is coming to Monty-Bash as well, he might fancy going on the pier too.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:30, Reply)

Ok then, we'll do that : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:30, Reply)

Should be fine.
*Dull answer is dull* I'll have a look at the project plan and see what deliverables are due around that time that I can either postpone, release early or will stop me from coming along (assuming I'm still there).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:32, Reply)

*nods off*

*wakes up again*
Sounds good to me. If there's enough of us, we can have a game of frisbee on the beach.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:36, Reply)

You can.
I'm going to punch a donkey.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:40, Reply)

Not the donkeys, Jeff!
Not the poor little donkeys!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:41, Reply)

Any day of the week is good for me
what with me being a shiftless layabout and everything.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:07, Reply)

That reminds me today, I saw a big mama today who was so bum big, she had to squeeze through the walk-way.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:01, Reply)

That's fab.
Ironically, I dreamed I was screaming abuse at some old ladies on a bus last night. Proper, spazzing out, sweary, shouty abuse. I woke up really shaken.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:02, Reply)

I've said on here before how I've had arguments with parents around halloween because I give their
little begging children tabs rather than sweets.

My line remains the same, if you send your kids out begging, they'll get what they're given.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:05, Reply)

what a waste of tabs

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:08, Reply)

I buy ten Lamberts in, just for the occasion.
It's no loss.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:17, Reply)

as if the worst thing to ever touch that seat was your shoe!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Nice: Took the dogs for a walk along the canal today in the sun.
Good: My general demeanour.
Naughty: My thoughts.
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 19:59, Reply)

Man I love old skool jungle.
Terminator by Rufige Kru.

Stone cold classic. Strangely, a lot of jungle has aged very well indeed.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:00, Reply)

old skool jungle makes me think of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSVSYaflZQA
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:01, Reply)

Oh Jeffles, you are a major disappointment to me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:02, Reply)

Dozer. Did you expect ANYTHING less?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:03, Reply)

I've never seen that before but sudddenly I'm 8 years old sitting cross-legged 2ft from the telly.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:05, Reply)

got any big plans for your birthday, P?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:09, Reply)

I donno, I'll be 28, that's a big number, it's between two prime numbers, I think.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:34, Reply)

It's also double 14 on a dart board Gonz.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:36, Reply)

27 isn't a prime number
three nines, innit?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:37, Reply)

23 is a prime number.
I think. And 29 definitely is.

I am fucking shit at maths.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:38, Reply)

me too. I pulled a B in maths, and I have no idea how.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:40, Reply)

Because there is someone out there for everyone.
And so your eyes met over a Helex calculator.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:41, Reply)

I've been 28 for about 5 months now. It's nothing special.
Just putting that out there.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:38, Reply)

A 28 in the States is probably a 64 in the UK
*Weird clothing size lolz*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:39, Reply)

cos we're all trying to hide the fact that we're FAT

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:41, Reply)

Oh man, I used to love that show.
I mean, it was no Crackerjack, and certainly no Adventure Game, but it was good.

Wasn't it replaced by Fun House?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:11, Reply)

It really has.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:27, Reply)

Nice: I've wrapped all of my little girl's birthday presents and am having breakfast with her tomorrow.
Good: I'm going to Tayyab's for lunch on Saturday and then going on the rampage with Stunned poster.

Naughty: when I was a boy I graffitied the fireplace of my family home in Windsor. With my sister's name - clever, huh? No, she was three and couldn't write yet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:25, Reply)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
what did you get her?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:27, Reply)

Box set of Spongebob DVDs,
Mulan, Pocahontas and 101 Dalmatians DVDs. A box of 5 Spongebob books, MASSIVE Spongebob soft toy and a hardback collector's edition of The Wind in the Willows for when she's older. I always like to get her a 'long term' gift as well as the more transient stuff she'll enjoy now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:32, Reply)

The spongebob stuff is for you, amirite?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:33, Reply)

OK you got me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:34, Reply)

so, any other kiddy TV shows that you love?
And have you checked out any more Liquid Liquid stuff?

You collossal quendrosaur.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Jamie and the Magic Torch, Top Cat, Rentaghost, Grange Hill (pre theme tune change),
Ulysses, Battle of the Planets, Mr Ben, Chocky, Catweazle, The Machine Gunners, Box of Delights, Roobard and Custard, Alias the Jester, Deacon era Blue Peter, and Tetsuo II: Bodyhammer.

Everything else is bent.

No, just the tunes you linked me to.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:43, Reply)

I'm still waiting for the day I see a disabled priest
So I can call him a Deacon.

It'll work on so many levels I might dies of joy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:44, Reply)

If he's a real Hawking-style cyborg you could call him an Archdeacon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:45, Reply)

hahahaha
*Gets on the phone to the church to find out where I can find a spazzy preacher*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:46, Reply)

You forgot Chorlton and teh wheelies, and the Flumps.
And Bagpuss. And The Book Tower.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Chorlton on the wheelies was fantastic.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:45, Reply)

*Chorlton high fives*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:46, Reply)

The Flumps were northern.
Not the done thing at all.

Bagpuss was STUPID FRESH though, you are right. Gabriel the toad with his dark folk songs and Prof Yaffle were best. The mice were wankers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:47, Reply)

We will fix it, we will mend it....
will they fuck.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:48, Reply)

they were all on crack.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:48, Reply)

Jim fixed it
Those mice just minced about.

Evening Jeff - evening all.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:52, Reply)

EVENING TD

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Why good evening to YOU, Rory.
I do so hope that life is just magical in your world.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:59, Reply)

It's magical now that you're here
and on that note dear reader I'm offski from work

Night Night Internet
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:01, Reply)

Those fucking mice cunts.
God I hate them. They were like Kwik Save Clangers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Long term gifts eh...
I'm surprised you didn't get her a bag of seeds, so by the time she goes to school she'll have enough plants to get the whole school stoned.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Aw man! I wish you were my dad.

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:33, Reply)

awesome dad

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:34, Reply)

Don't lie, you got her a few rocks of crack, a pipe and a fake-zippo.
You're just saying all those cute things to score big time with the chicks.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:36, Reply)

I got her a punch in the fucking face
and some Polaroids of me smoking her 'birthday crack' in a shebeen in Tottenham.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:38, Reply)

'Rock, Pipe, Zippo'
Is what Monty plays instead of 'Paper, Scissor, Stone'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:38, Reply)

Wasn't the last long-term gift the castle/dolls' house?
Sounds like she'll have a bumper fun time with Daddy. I do feel, though, that you'll probably have a bigger GLESS than her.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:38, Reply)

The castle was a 'for a few years, hopefully' gift.
I've got her de luxe editions of Beatrix Potter and AA Milne in the past which I'm hoping she'll keep all her life and maybe pass them on if she has children of her own.

I have some wonderful old books passed down from my parents that I treasure - hopefully everything won't be so space-age when she's older that she thinks they're shit and bins them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:52, Reply)

When I was 12, I got into the Sweet Valley High books
Over the next however many years, I collected the whole series - close to 100 books. I still have them in a box, as I can't bear to give them away. However, I plan never to have children, and I don't think DJ and Roota are ever going to have them either.

Which makes the whole point of handing something down a little bit stupid, really.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:59, Reply)

I've got my father's Compleat Molesworth,
a load of beautiful 1930s folk tale anthologies, some stuff my grandfather edited like The Oxford Book of Ballads, and a few other lovely tomes. I'm most fortunate.

Sorely lacking in the Sweet Valley High department, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:03, Reply)

I'm holding out for all my Dad's old 45s.
He used to have loads - he rana mobile disco in teh 70s. I used to help him at soundchecks.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:05, Reply)

To my shame I purloined and sold a lot of my father's 45s in the 80s.
It backfired on me when he emigrated as he gave me his entire (rather depleted) collection. I still got some superb 50s and 60s 45s, including some valuable Elvis records. I'd love a rifle through your old boy's collection - I bet there's some gold in there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:13, Reply)

there's probably a load of chart shit too
but he had some good albums. Fat Mattress is the most unusual one I remember.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:16, Reply)

All I'll get from my old fella
Is lots of brass band albums. And possibly three cornets.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:19, Reply)

what flavour cornet?
vanilla?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:20, Reply)

THREE cornets
I'll be like Alberto Frog.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:21, Reply)

hahahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:21, Reply)

I simply cannot be bothered to make a shit ice cream joke here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:20, Reply)

Oh, I beat you too it.
There's very little beneath me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Noel Redding's band. He played bass for Jimi Hendrix.
Hendrix hired him because he liked his hair - Redding thought he was auditioning for guitarist in The Animals and had never picked up a bass before in his life.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:19, Reply)

*the whole internet yawns and casts its eyes skyward*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Not quite
I'm a bit astonished by this nugget.

He was a quick learner then.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Lemmy's tale is a similar one.
He'd been a guitarist for some years (he's on the psych oddity 'Elevator' LP by Sam Gopal's Dream, who had no proper drummer) and asked if Hawkwind wanted a guitarist. No, but how about bass? I'll give it a go etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Seem to think that Jean-Jaques Burnell also followed that route
He was a keyboard player by inclination but Greenwood was a better keyboard player.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:35, Reply)

My best pal Mat plays bass for Death in Vegas,
he's not a bass player either, having fronted shoegazing indie bed-wetters Revolver at the turn of the 90s. He got the job because our mate was managing them or something. It must go on a lot.

Moral: bass is easy
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Shake his hand
I like Death in Vegas.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Your best mate is Mat Flint?
Blimey. I loved DiV back in the day. I got Dead Elvis back when it came out, and actually thought that The Contino Sessions was a mite overrated, except of course for Dirge which is tremendous.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Fascinating band.
And probably the only stone cold legendary band that are all dead.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:24, Reply)

The Ramones are 75% there

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:25, Reply)

He had a top barnet, Noel Redding.
I had a great recording of a R4 documentary about The Experience back when I was doing my A Levels. I think I still have it somewhere.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:22, Reply)

And I just saw that he used Sunn amps.
Fantastic things. No wonder Sunn O))) say that their instruments are their amps rather than their guitars.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Your naughty made me laugh.
Tell ya what you should do, is get a time machine - possibly made from a shitty Irish sports car, and go back in time. Then - and here is the twist - engineer a date for your parents, play a bit of guitar for the school and as you are about to leave to come back to today, tell them that if they have kids and one of them accidentally sets fire to the living room rug graffities the fireplace, for your folks to 'go easy on 'em'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:28, Reply)

*gets 'film' reference, nods knowingly*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:36, Reply)

I knew you would. What with you being well into film.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:37, Reply)

A STORMTROOPER BUMPS HIS HEAD!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:38, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:39, Reply)

And did you know that Martin Scorsese is in Taxi Driver twice?
Once as a non-speaking cameo and of course the other as the only person in the film more fucked up than Travis Bickle.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:41, Reply)

Did you also know
that in 'Babylon', Jacko from Brush Strokes throws up on some slippers?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 20:56, Reply)

No.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:14, Reply)

Well, he does.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:15, Reply)

Something new, every day.
You arch quendrophile.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:17, Reply)

did you know that in Heat
Val Kilmer has this really odd looking lump on his left elbow?

Check it out.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:18, Reply)

Val Kilmer *is* an odd looking lump

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:18, Reply)

I loved Heat.
De Niro was way better than Pacino in that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:22, Reply)

Oyr house is divided on that point.
mr b3th likes Pacino (especially Scent of a Woman Pacino) and I like De Niro.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:25, Reply)

De Niro is the better all round actor.
Pacino doesn't have the range that De Niro does, but possibly more depth.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:29, Reply)

I think Ronin was the last film De Niro did that I enjoyed

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:33, Reply)

No love for Rocky & Bullwinkle?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:34, Reply)

This subthread is so 'film' I may tear my lower lip off from belming so hard.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)

reckon Al would bring me some KP merch from your side of the pond when he visits?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:05, Reply)

What, like in-store peanut display units and t-shirts?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:07, Reply)

SHE HAS PERFUME MONTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you can't ship it overseas
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Oh I thought you meant
www.kpnuts.com/
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:10, Reply)

I QUITE fancy pistachios

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:11, Reply)

there is nothing nicer and more relaxing than
putting together flat pack stuff. I'm not kidding, I love doing it, I just put a bookcase together and now I am totally mellowed out
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:12, Reply)

I know what you mean
it's like finishing a Lego model but more grown up and practical
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:16, Reply)

exactly, it always feels like you've made something
even though all you've done it assemble it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:17, Reply)

you know those circular plastic bits that you insert and twist
and they catch the screwhead and hold it?

those are the most satisfying bits of all.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Cavy Cavy Cavy!!!!
You coming to Weston to go on the pier with us?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:17, Reply)

it's midweek in the first half term of the year
so no :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:18, Reply)

we'll wave at you.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:19, Reply)

is weston in the right direction for that?
I'll have to go down to the bay and see if I can see you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:20, Reply)

We're opposite Cardiff. You can see Wales if it's going to rain.
If you can't see Wales, it's because it's already raining.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:26, Reply)

you're
about 60 miles to the left of me, then
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:30, Reply)

that's a bit odd

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:19, Reply)

More than a bit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:23, Reply)

building things stresses me out
generally I tend to fuck shit up
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:24, Reply)

but you just have to relax your mind
and just do what the instructions say. There's no working things out, there's no designing, and then you've got a bookcase instead of piles of books on the floor and sofa
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:30, Reply)

but the illustrations are so shit it hurts

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Evening
I want to sit next to this guy:

i25.fastpic.ru/big/2011/0714/df/a2660584d6d936aa810aa9d20fe87edf.jpg
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:29, Reply)

i bet that's just tobacco!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:30, Reply)

I'm betting on desiccated animal poo

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Nice- It was nice and sunny today!!
Good- I've found a new pop song I like!
Naughty- KnickersKnackersKnockers.
(888777555, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)

evenin' lad
I think they've all gone to bed. How does this evening find you?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Pretty good thanks.
Bit boring but got stuff on tomorrow.
(888777555, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:05, Reply)

Always good to have stuff to do
any plans for the weekend?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:06, Reply)

Not much. Might go the cinema or to Telford with some mates.

(888777555, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:13, Reply)

you know there's a new thread, right?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:10, Reply)

lies, all lies
*pretends not to be a massive internet numpty*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Kensington cafe
In the North Lanes
Get a balcony seat and order the chicken fajita wrap, cheap and cheerful and watch the tourists in Kensington Lane below you.
And then after whatever night out you have, get yourself along to the Market Diner, ( if its still there) exchange pleasantries with the bouncers and eat a full english breakfast served with chips and burgers at 2-3am , while earwigging to the banter of Brightons cabbies.
Gawd I miss that
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 0:47, Reply)