You forgot the bit about giving her a slap

( Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:16, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Men don't hit women.

( Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Unless it's in self-defence

( Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Or if it's because you love them so much that it makes you crazy.

( Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Or if you reckon she's checking out other guys.

( Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Or if you can convince her to tell people that she walked into a door.

( Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Unless they burn the toast

( Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)

rappers do

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)

I've had many an arguement with an Irish acquaintance who is obsessed with Chris Brown
She doesn't give a shit that he's a cuntfaced, woman beater.
( Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:20, Reply)

I have it on good authority that many of the old blues artists were horrible, drunken old cunts.
Their records are still great and, like your friend, I really don't care about their private lives, to be honest.

Ike Turner was a musical genius, despite whupping Tina's ass on the regular.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:34, Reply)