^this
I rarely scratch my balls, especially in public.

this may be because I have good hygiene and as such don't have sweaty itchy ballsack all the time
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:23, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Maybe your balls are small and unmanly

( Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:34, Reply)

I would never scratch myself in public
That'd be WRONG!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Would you scratch someone else in public?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Maybe, if it's not on his/her genitals
Or if they pay well.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)

What if you had a really itchy 'mange tout'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Go to the toilet
and do it there.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)