shhh
stop talking about it. It's not interesting enough for anyone else to want to know about it.

Have they made films about that sort of thing? No. So shut up.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Maybe that's how I'll earn a MILLION times more than all of you
I'll film the potatoes sprouting in a time lapse style, but then suddenly they'll disappear in a flash, and the message is that even great artists forget they're filming something when they're having a panicked tidy-up because they have a TEPID-BODIED OLD FRIEND coming over.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)

So do you invite moderately attractive people
round to your house in the knowledge that they've not had any for a while and so after a bottle of wine or two you'll probably both just go ahead and do it as well?
( Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:13, Reply)

No al
I'm waiting for my hymen to grow back so I can pierce it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)