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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
*belms*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:19,
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latest was 14 years ago)
It's a squid on a japanese girls head.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:21,
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it was a jokey TV reference, you arch-quender.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:21,
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I wasn't belming at you, you fucking Blue Peter bungalow-dweller
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:24,
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who were you belming at then, you flappy handed cottager?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:27,
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Perhaps the person he replied to?
At a guess.
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Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:37,
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Good Lord, Holmes - how do you do it? Your powers of deduction border on the supernatural!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:48,
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It's elementary, my dear Boyce.
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Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:51,
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You see, PDizzle's shirt
carries yellowed watermarks down the front of it, indicating that a significant amount of his time is spent dribbling. This, plus his apparent lack of capacity to spot the empirical progression of board posts marks him out as a window-licking megatard.
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Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:54,
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Small flecks of blood *here* and *here* in the back of his saggy grey y-fronts
indicate he regularly 'accommodates' lonely sailors in the dockland area.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:56,
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