There are some online typing programs for practise
which should make your posture and hand positions better. I think the one we used to use was on the CBBC website (it's for kids, but we used it with adults). Then get a wrist rest.

happy wanking
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 22:22, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Would you like us to ask you some competency based questions Captain?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 22:25, Reply)

about my job?
erm...i dunno

I like playground patrol ;)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 22:30, Reply)

Have you seen Mr Playground patrol recently?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 22:31, Reply)

not until September :(
chances are I will see him then, then next july, then never, due to playground rearrangements
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 22:32, Reply)

You need to strike whilst the iron is hot in September Captain.
Make sure he doesn't get away.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 22:38, Reply)

i wish I could
but I will chicken out and/or miss an obvious opportunity. I shall die alone
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 22:39, Reply)

If you're unlikely to see him again, after Sept until some distant point in the future
You've got nothing to lose.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 22:48, Reply)

In between I'm meant to contact him for work-related things
anyway, I will just fuck up and go home wishing I'd said something. Although it is about time I added to my list of guys I've unsuccessfully asked out
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 22:50, Reply)

Well ask him out to discuss something work related.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 22:57, Reply)

don't think I have enough excuse to do this
The other disadvantage is I will probably have workmates there who will rip the piss and/or accidentally cockblock.

Well, my friends have offered to start handing round cards to fit guys they see round town :/
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 22:59, Reply)

You should come to Weston.
We'll find you someone on the pier.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 23:00, Reply)

is the pier an excellent spot for that kind of thing?
I might go - but anything after september is a bit hit and miss, providing I get my job it'll be pretty mental at work. I like the idea of coming to that and then maybe going to London after for Montyfest or whatever it's called
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 23:03, Reply)

I've no idea if the pier is a good pulling spot, b3th would be able to tell you.
She is ALWAYS on that bloody pier.

Right, I'm going to snooze.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 23:04, Reply)

night!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 23:06, Reply)

The difficulty with that
Is that three fingers of my left hand don't work, so any conventional typing training is out.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 22:28, Reply)

is there not some way to work
out a version which is one handed but uses all the fingers (on the good hand) and is supported by the working fingers on the other?

I dunno, there must be some kind of typing program for one handed

I've not searched it but check here - it's mostly for dyslexia and visual impairment, though
www.abilitynet.org.uk/athome_shareware
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 22:31, Reply)

or this
www.aboutonehandtyping.com/
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 22:35, Reply)

I'll have a look at that - thanks.
I've been warned off voice recognition software which was another consideration.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 22:39, Reply)

yeah, I hear it's pretty ropey
lots of setting up and it never gets it quite right
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 22:40, Reply)

I can't speak without saying "Ummm..." and Ahhh..." a lot
That knacks it.

I also live in an echoey house which also knacks it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 22:46, Reply)