I can finally afford to pay off my phone bill today, I'll have a phone for the first time in three months.
Except I won't because my phone is broken, I'm only paying the bill cos in two days they'll pass the debt onto a collections agency and I don't want that to go on my already awful credit rating. Actually to be fair I don't know what my credit rating is like, but I'm sure it's not too clever cos I applied for about twenty 0% interest credit cards when I was seventeen.

What did I do this weekend? Went out for my mate's birthday, although I regret the group decision to neck all our remaining bills at roughly 2pm yesterday because I've now been up since Saturday lunchtime. I'm going to watch the newest episode of Breaking Bad in bed and then sleep for about two days.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 8:35, Reply)