Okay, how about this, I live in america and don't even have my passport yet but even if I did it would be expensive to fly there, have a hotel or whatever, spending cash and paying someone to take care of my dog

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:26, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Yeah, well
living in America makes it more expensive.

Why don't you try South America? Perú and Bolivia are really cheap too. You'll need a passport, though; but you can have a 3 course menu for around 1$
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Please stop suggesting things I cannot do.
My time off is in about a month from now. It's absolutely impossible to afford that.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)

this seems rude but it's totally not meant to be

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)

You're making it so hard
But if one day you want to come to England you can stay with me and save on the hotel. And I don't mind the dog either.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)

I'm not making it hard, I'm being realistic.
I appreciate the thought, but it bums me out to think of all the fabulous things I cannot do.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Ok, I'll stop
I'm just trying to be positive, but it's not working... sorry.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)

I understand, but if I could afford those things I would have said "I have vacation time and I just can't figure out where to go!"
And then your suggestions would've been wonderfully appreciated.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)

OK
I'll keep them for when you can afford them.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Or, right, you could totally take a photo of me with you when you go on vacation so it's like I'm actually there
tinyurl.com/3e9hc9p

And then when you say something funny you can hold this one up so it's like I'm saying "Oh Aberracion, you so crazy"
tinyurl.com/3uzwey3
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:44, Reply)

boobs

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)

I like that idea
I'm taking you to my friend's wedding in Asturias, right? You better dress posh for it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Oh absolutely!
Here I am at the local Fireman's Parade Fireworks sho tinyurl.com/3ht6wvf
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Lovely dress
A bit too much, maybe, but I'm sure the bride won't mind.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:00, Reply)

She'd probably thank me for classing up the joint.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Probably
and knowing her, she won't want to be the centre of attention, so everything will be good.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:05, Reply)