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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Is it lunch time yet?
We're going to see David Gorman tonight. What do you think of him? Is he any good? I'm not sure I want to go, as I'm very tired, but we already bought the tickets, so I can't say no. Is there anything you agreed to do and now you're regretting it?

Alt.: I'm looking forward to use my new slow cooker tomorrow, to prepare a nice ham. So, anything you're looking forward to do?
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:24, 208 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I saw him do the googlewhack show live
it was pretty entertaining.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:25, Reply)
Good to know
I hope I don't fall asleep in the middle of the show.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:26, Reply)
I bought a ticket for that show as soon as they came out
then promptly forgot about it till the morning after the show.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:39, Reply)
He's meant to be very good, I know quite a number of people who are fans of his.
A friend and I once bought tickets to go to a gig, before realising it was the same night as the christmas party we'd been helping to plan, so we had to sell the tickets. The band hasn't toured since, FFS.

Alt: October's Bash, becoming an uncle for the 5th time, seeing my family soon, my friend's birthday on Thursday, and the peppered pork I'm making next week.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:27, Reply)
Wow
You've got a lot of stuff to look forward... Right now, I'm in cooking mode for some reason, and even my holidays next week don't sound as appealing as boiling and roasting a nice gammon.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:29, Reply)
I've not had any proper ham in a while, might have to rectify that soon.

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:30, Reply)
We were making numbers yesterday
and, including water and electricity, buying and cooking a ham yourself is around half the price than buying cooked one in the supermarket. And that's for the very cheap watery one.

At the pace I eat ham we're going to have to start raising our own pigs.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:33, Reply)
Seems to make a lot of sense
One thing I'm going to do soon is buy a chicken, have a roast, then use any scraps to make a stir fry, before using the carcass to make a stock, from which I'll make a risotto, or something. Hopefully, should make a load of meals for rather cheap.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:34, Reply)
I usually do that
add some bones to the stock (very cheap, if not free, from your butcher) and the it'll be much nicer.

We're going to make pea and ham soup from the stock of cooking the ham.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:38, Reply)
Ahh, shall do just that!
I'm also going to be buying a couple of things in the next few months to make cooking more interesting - A griddle, and a blender.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:41, Reply)
I couldn't live without either of them
Now, there is a great new thing that might look a bit too much, but it's great. It's a kind of roasting pan, but made with silicone, so you can cook stuff in the oven really easy, and it never gets dry or burnt. It has a little tray with holes on it, so you put all the spices and oils and stuff under it, then your chicken or fish or watever on top, cover and cook. Brilliant. And it can go straight to the dishwasher.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:51, Reply)
Hmm, I shall keep an eye out for that!

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:52, Reply)
Here
www.paratucocina.com/tienda/product.php?id_product=166

I've seen it in England, but I don't know how you call it.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:00, Reply)
A steamer.

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:04, Reply)
+cleveland

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:06, Reply)
Far too easy, young man.

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)
Far too patronising, old man etc etc

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)
But it's not just a steamer
is a roasting pan too!
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:11, Reply)
I think he's funny
in a good way.

alt: I am both dreading and looking forward to getting this job (if I don't get it I'm fucked. In a bad way.

Since this is now boring everyone I shall now try and do a mini flounce until I've actual done the lesson prep.

FUCK YOU ALL, I HATE YOU, I'M OFF!
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:29, Reply)
He needs to be more than funny to keep me awake today
I should have brought my cross stitching with me.

What's the job about? Why does it worry you?

Oh, c'mon, don't hate ALL of us. Some yes, I understand if you hate Monty and Chompy, but ALL of us?
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:31, Reply)

I don't reallly hate anyone, it's too much like hard work
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:06, Reply)
No regrets so far.
On the other hand, I have no free time until September, it seems.

Two festivals, visiting friends, family commitments and a charity walk around the Isle of Wight are taking up all my time.

On the other hand, what an unfortunate name for a bear: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-14231337

(Caption on first picture).
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:33, Reply)
Charity for what?
I seem to be very busy all the way to October as well. I'd rather have some lazy time on my own, but it seems it won't be like that.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:34, Reply)
Cancer Research UK
A radio DJ friend of mine is organising it, and I'm using it as a good weight loss and quitting smoking opportunity.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:35, Reply)
Good luck with it!

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:38, Reply)
Cheers.
I think I'll need to buy shares in Compeed first though.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:39, Reply)
I met him at a paaaarrrrttty, he didn't make me laugh once as he gobbed off about some lefty shit, what a boring cunt

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:33, Reply)
Good, good
I'll get a book or something.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:34, Reply)
Best to play it safe in your condition

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:36, Reply)
The tickets were
£15 each. That's the only reason I'm going.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:37, Reply)
So basically
You'll do anything for £15. You're cheap.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)
I agreed to do your mum but blah blah blah inevitable end to insult.

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:33, Reply)
Go on, try on her
She's been explaining today how yesterday, my dead grandma told her to check some paperwork that my mum has been keeping for a while and she found this paper that says she doesn't have to pay anything to the Goverment for her. Details apart, I don't know how to answer an email that starts with "I was talking yesterday with your grandma..." when she's been dead for 1.5 years.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:36, Reply)
Dear mum
my mate off of the internet wants to bum you.
p.s. your mother's dead get over it freak.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:40, Reply)
I once met someone in a mental home who spoke to birds and squirals.
Everyone told me I was wasting my time but after a few days of chatting in the smoking room I found out that she lost her entire family very young in a horrific accident, so when she went to the grounds she started talking to the animals (because only evil people talk to the dead; she believed in religion do strongly), and that was the only way her head could handle things.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:43, Reply)
Yes but
Did you get any?

This is the important question.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:47, Reply)
There was a lady there who insisted I see her @designer vagina".
But I declined.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:51, Reply)
My mother is very religious too
and one way of praying for her is to talk with her mum. Which I find surprising, as she barely spoke to her when she was alive.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:47, Reply)
Haha!

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)
Yeah, I have to laugh too
They used to argue a lot, and my grandma always complained because my mother didn't want to talk to her. Oh, well, people changes...
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:52, Reply)
Yup, it's like talking to yourself but you imagine someone else is at the other end of the conversation.

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:53, Reply)
That's what I think
but of course, I'm not telling her.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:58, Reply)
I'd go with
"Hi mum, I've been speaking with some nice doctors from that home for special people on your behalf. You're a special person, aren't you? Yes, you are. Well great news! You're going on a holiday!"

Etc.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)
I am looking forward to moving out of my hell flat.
In an attempt to pack I have dumped nearly all of my possissions on my bed so I have no choice but to sort them. I am now regretting this slightly as I'd rather have some toast and watch come dine with me.

I have however found a pack of fake moustaches and am currently wearing 'the scoundrel'
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:34, Reply)
"wearing the scoundrel"?
I've never heard it called that.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:37, Reply)
I made elderflower jelly last night, it's quite nice, and I made pasta dough last night, it's quite nice.
Clendrix is coming over for dinner tonight, she is quite nice.I just had a blood test and for the first time I feel really weak after it, that's not so nice.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:37, Reply)
Are you Patrick Nice?

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:38, Reply)
How much blood did they take?
All those things really sound nice. I'm looking forward to receiving your invitation for dinner after November.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:40, Reply)
7 pints

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:41, Reply)
Only?
How weak.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:46, Reply)
Fabulus ! It'll be grand.

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:44, Reply)
Great!
I'll try to get someone to babysit the little one, unless you like babies and want to meet this one.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:46, Reply)
I'm sure it would be wonderful and grow up in a family filled with love...
... But I really don't do babies, they make me feel uncomfortable. maybe if it was a dog.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:48, Reply)
We'll get a dog at some point
the plan is to raise this baby until he's around 1 year and then start adoption's papers for a 2nd one. When the youngest is around 4 we'll get a dog. Or two.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:53, Reply)
I donno how much they took, I refuse to look.
When I walk in the room I cover my eyes with my hand and let them guide me to what I have to do and ask them to talk about anything apart from what they're doing.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:04, Reply)
I can't stop looking
at the needle being inserted on my arm. It's like if I don't look they're going to do it wrong.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)
I wish I could come over for dinner tonight :(
I don't want to work evenings.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:41, Reply)
Oh my darling, me too, if only the gods didn't conspire to keep you apart from my bountyful pleasure,
Another time we shall defy them ! Fate be damned, bella, you _shall_ go to the ball.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:46, Reply)
What sort of vehicle will she be rolling up in?

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:50, Reply)
I agreed to run the work Fantasy Football League and I'm regretting it now
Sign up, create a team, join the league using the code provided. That's not too difficult now, is it?

Alt: Family holiday in August, London in November, Xmas, retirement.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:37, Reply)
I've done the one for my work too, really need to tell people about it.

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Is it at fantasy.premierleague.com? That's probably the best free one I've used.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:47, Reply)
Aye, that's the one.
There's usually a b3tan one too
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:48, Reply)
i regret being nice and doing things for people when i know they wont do the same
Such as watching my friends dog, or feeding my roommates cats

I'm looking forward to having vacation time. Won't do anything with it but I'm still happy about it
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:38, Reply)
That tv won't watch itself

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:45, Reply)
daytime tv is shit
I think I'll do that whole explore dc thing
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:50, Reply)
mine does
my flatmate has called twice in the last couple of weeks to ask if i've been home and left it on. she thinks we have a serial killer hiding in the flat.

i suspect the porters might be sniffing our pants or the cleaner might be chilling out in a kensington crib...
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:57, Reply)
Vacation time is always good
My problem is that I have too many ideas for too few days. Next trip around Asturias and Castilla should be very nice. We're even staying in a Parador in Segovia, as they were in offer. www.parador.es/en/tratarFichaParadorCabecera.do?parador=072

Then, in September, we should spend a week in a narrow boat around Wales. That should be really good.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:45, Reply)
Thank you for telling me about all the wonderful things you'll be doing that I can't afford to do :)

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:48, Reply)
I'm renting a villa in Tuscany, fyi.

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:51, Reply)
and by villa he means holiday Inn, and substitute Croydon for Tuscany
and we're nearly there
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:53, Reply)
Travelodge near Terminal 2, Heathrow, ACTUALLY
Fuck you, Rory.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:57, Reply)
Narrow boat is not expensive
but you need more people to go with you.

Go to Granada, that's cheap. I can tell you a cheap, central and very good hostel to stay; and food comes free with your drinks, so you end up spending very little money.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:55, Reply)
when i went to grenada last year
about 9/10 people i raved to about it thought i meant granada.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:04, Reply)
They sound quite similar
but it's a completely different style of holiday... Never been in Grenada, I wouldn't mind a week there.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)
it is beeeeeautiful
not been to granada but i understand that is also gorgeous, just in a totally different city kind of a way. my parents loved it. this is what confused me... i am talking about white sand, caribbean sea, palm trees. clearly this is NOT a city in soain!
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)
Clearly not!
Granada is full of beautiful buildings, mountains and nice food. I wouldn't spend a whole week there on holidays; but I'd love to live there.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:18, Reply)
nothing is cheap my dear

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:09, Reply)
Well
If half a pint of lager plus a nice size tapa for 1€ is not cheap, then I don't know what's cheap.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:14, Reply)
Okay, how about this, I live in america and don't even have my passport yet but even if I did it would be expensive to fly there, have a hotel or whatever, spending cash and paying someone to take care of my dog

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Yeah, well
living in America makes it more expensive.

Why don't you try South America? Perú and Bolivia are really cheap too. You'll need a passport, though; but you can have a 3 course menu for around 1$
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)
Please stop suggesting things I cannot do.
My time off is in about a month from now. It's absolutely impossible to afford that.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)
this seems rude but it's totally not meant to be

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)
You're making it so hard
But if one day you want to come to England you can stay with me and save on the hotel. And I don't mind the dog either.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)
I'm not making it hard, I'm being realistic.
I appreciate the thought, but it bums me out to think of all the fabulous things I cannot do.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)
Ok, I'll stop
I'm just trying to be positive, but it's not working... sorry.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)
I understand, but if I could afford those things I would have said "I have vacation time and I just can't figure out where to go!"
And then your suggestions would've been wonderfully appreciated.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)
OK
I'll keep them for when you can afford them.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)
Or, right, you could totally take a photo of me with you when you go on vacation so it's like I'm actually there
tinyurl.com/3e9hc9p

And then when you say something funny you can hold this one up so it's like I'm saying "Oh Aberracion, you so crazy"
tinyurl.com/3uzwey3
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:44, Reply)
boobs

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)
I like that idea
I'm taking you to my friend's wedding in Asturias, right? You better dress posh for it.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)
Oh absolutely!
Here I am at the local Fireman's Parade Fireworks sho tinyurl.com/3ht6wvf
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:52, Reply)
Lovely dress
A bit too much, maybe, but I'm sure the bride won't mind.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:00, Reply)
She'd probably thank me for classing up the joint.

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Probably
and knowing her, she won't want to be the centre of attention, so everything will be good.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:05, Reply)
Non, je ne regrette rien.
I'm looking forward to the weekend as I have three days off. Then the weekend after I'm visiting DG and tourettes and have another three days off and then the weekend after I'm down in London being fed by Gonz.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:48, Reply)
¿No te arrepientes de no hablar español todavía?
Oh, no! I'm going to miss you this time in London as well! Crap.

We're going to be in Manchester the first weekend of September, for Geoff's 40s birthday (I think you've met him). Are you going to be around?
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:57, Reply)
I'll be up north with DG and tourettes. Sorry!

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:00, Reply)
Oh, no!
It's like if you were avoiding me :_(
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:09, Reply)
Aw petal.
I'm down in London the weekend after if your around.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:11, Reply)
I think that's the week we'll be in Wales
Oh, destiny! Why are you so cruel?
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:14, Reply)
: (((

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)
Someone on the bus is eating fake KFC and the smell is making me feel really ill.
What the fuck is wrong with people that they have to nosh on cold chips and deep fried factory farmed baby chicken legs?
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:02, Reply)
Fake KFC?

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)
Chicken 'n' chips.

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:11, Reply)
That's a perfectly respectable take away food.
Why insult it?
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)
A new chicken place opened quite close to where I live a couple of months ago - unremarkable, except for the fact that
within two days it was emitting the stale-manky-fat odour typical of these places. Do they buy it in pre-stunk or what?
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:11, Reply)
OK, I'm back for a very little while to share this gem from a friend at the weekend...
"Of course I have regrets! That's how I know I've done cool shit!"

BTW, I still hate you all until I've finished work
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:05, Reply)
Dave Gorman is marginally less funny than discovering one has face cancer.

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:07, Reply)
But then
you find so very few things funny, I can't count your opinion.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)
I'm working on the theory
That if Monty likes it, it's probably good, if he hates it, it's probably also good, but if he has no feelings either way it sucks.

I need to find some test cases to prove this theory.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:14, Reply)
I'll tell you tomorrow about David Corman, then
so you can add one fact to your theory.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)
Well, I already know he's quite funny
So Monty's dislike of him fits the pattern.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:18, Reply)
I've suddenly worked out who you remind me of.
Rowley Birkin QC.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:18, Reply)
He's much more like Noel Fielding in real life.

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)
Boring, unfunny and wearing a silly hat?

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)
I was going to say " a bit of a North London Ponce"
But I've heard Fielding clam to come from my side of the river originally.
Anyway, while I should hate him I find him funny for some reason.

Fielding that is, not Monty.

Although I do find Monty's curmudgeonly antics funny too.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)
Hence the Rowley Birkin QC comparison.

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Oh indeed.
Fits his own on-line persona well, but I suspect we are all a little different in real life.

except me.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)
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(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)

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(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)
What does that even mean?

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)
CLAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)
he's crazy in the coconut!

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:56, Reply)
Frontier Psychiatrist LOLs

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:58, Reply)
yay! someone got the reference!

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:59, Reply)
I'm not a complete heathen you know.
In a similar vein, I expect you'd like to know about frogmen?
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:07, Reply)
are they those dudes
that are annoying in wow or the dudes who dive for stuff or some awful sexual thing you invented last night?
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:09, Reply)
It sit's on my mp3 player next to Frontier Psychiatrist, so I thought you might know it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVMBhaSIcao
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:11, Reply)
hehe, no I didn;t know that
that was fun

OK, off now to abuse the printer of the place I don't really work at but might by tomorrow.

Laters
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:13, Reply)
His 'Meeting other people called Dave Gorman' thing is perhaps the least funny idea I've ever heard.
The Final Solution is, by comparison, a laugh-a-minute LOL-fest of mirth and chorltes.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)
I liked hearing
About how many Dave Gormans per mile he got. Lol.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)
I like silly research projects
it was interesting in a silly way. I may be easily pleased.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:44, Reply)
I enjoyed the book.
I thought it was quite amusing.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:50, Reply)
*adds to reading list.*

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:59, Reply)
Monty for the sake of my research
Grapefruit
2 Screamin' Jay Hawkins
3 A Nice Cup of Tea
4 Black Books
5 Mumford and Sons
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:40, Reply)
how am I doing?
1 Grapefruit - Hate
2 Screamin' Jay Hawkins - Don't know
3 A Nice Cup of Tea - Good
4 Black Books - Really good
5 Mumford and Sons - Don't know
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:01, Reply)

1. yum
2. *shrugs*
3. OMG awesome
4. Nearly as good as tea
5. great fun angry banjoes
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:04, Reply)
I will not reveal where these things stand with me (i.e. in absolute factual reality)
until or unless Monty answers as I am trying to map Monty's opinions onto reality and I do not wish to bias him. My predictions for his responses are in a sealed envelope which will not be opened until I get such answers.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Judging on an idea rather than the actual execution?
For shame Montague, for shame.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:05, Reply)
I quite like Dave Gorman
I find him pretty funny, and I'm generally right about these things.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)
I like breasts.

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)
yayayayayayay breasts
yayay breasts
yayay breasts
yayayayayayay breasts
yayayayay breasts
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:50, Reply)
Booooooooooooobies.

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:58, Reply)


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(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Ooh, I have a slowcooker
and I bought some cloves for my curry last week, I could do a ham joint with the cloves pressed in. That'd look really cool...
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)
It woooould
and it'd taste nice too.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:34, Reply)
Like Christmas!

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)
I like the taste of Christmas
I'm a bit upset because this year I cannot go to Tenerife. I bet they'll be good too, but they'll be my first Christmas far from the island.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:42, Reply)
Where will you be instead?

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:43, Reply)
Worthing, I think
but we might go to Woking for the Christmas dinner, with Mark's parents.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:44, Reply)
A bit different to Tenerife
but I'm sure it'll be nice anyway.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)
It'll be different
and to compensate we should spend 2 weeks in Tenerife in February for Carnival. It's been so long that I don't go for Carnival!
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:50, Reply)
I don't like cloves but I like clove cigarettes

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)
Clove cigarettes are fantastic.
Especially cherry clove ones.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)
I don't think I've ever had cherry!
They had a few different kinds at the tabacco place that we'd buy and try on a night out, and sheeeeew did they make your lungs ache all the next day.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:00, Reply)
Not a big fan of Dave Gorman
but take a book and you'll be fine.

I've bought tickets for a gig in London tomorrow that I'm not looking forward to anymore, but have paid too much not to go to. It sucks because I have just enough money to get there and back, but no money at all for drinks or dinner.

Alt: I'm looking forward to tonight (friend coming round for dinner that I am MAKING) thursday, same again, and drinks with HATD on Saturday
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)
What's for dinner?

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)
I suspect I'll make Chilli con carne for tonight
since it's easy, and I might do gammon for thursday
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:43, Reply)
what's the con carne in chilli?

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)
I have no idea :(
I can't figure out why the food I make tastes weird
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)
probably just a combination of spices

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:54, Reply)
With meat

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)
WHO would eat chili without meat?
some heathen
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:53, Reply)
Me!

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:55, Reply)
That's a lie. I know you love tube steak.

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:59, Reply)
tube steak?
sounds like a sock made of meat
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)

tinyurl.com/3uzwey3
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:04, Reply)
what?

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)
not sure what's going on there
tinyurl.com/3uzwey3

it's supposed to be like "AW CAPTAIN YOU SO CRAZY"
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)
what?

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)
Okay. So. That's a picture of "me".
Imagine I'm next to you, making that face, and saying "oh captain, you so crazy".
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:13, Reply)
haha

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:15, Reply)
Then run like fuck before the mad cow bites you.

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:14, Reply)
Can't see anything.

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:07, Reply)
No joke-
gaz Crow and sort shit out and stay at mine. There's food in the fridge that you're welcome to. I'm in France, but you're welcome to crash at mine for a night if it'd make things easy.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:47, Reply)
Thanks, will probably just take a diet coke with me
and head home as fast as possible. Thought appreciated though! How are you enjoying France?
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:53, Reply)
It's lovely

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:58, Reply)
Is this an open offer? Could I come 'round? I'll turn flour and egg into pasta, if you'd like.
I absolutly 100% promise not to go through your housemate's dirty laundry basket in search for socks.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:57, Reply)
Socks?
Why socks? If you're going to gho through someone's dirty laundry basket do it for something more worth it.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:58, Reply)
Because i don't want to come off as creepy on here.

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Oh, I see
socks are not creepy... if you went for underwear I'd think you're just desperate. For socks, you're probably a psycho.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:07, Reply)
No, Crow is living there a little at the moment
So unless you want to snuggle up to him in bed, there is pas de room at the inn.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:58, Reply)
So
you're ok with AmberI sleeping with Crow, but not Gonz. You're open minded in a strange way.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:03, Reply)
She has experience with the way I sleep :)

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:11, Reply)
This is terribly unfair, on so many levels.
/ac
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)
One of my co-workers has just turned to me and said
"I'm sure one of these days I'm going to turn on the news and see your face on something about a huge plot that's taken years of planning or something."

When I said, "Well, now I'm going to have to kill you first" she seemed a bit worried.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:59, Reply)
you may want to reconsider your beard
beards are what the bad guys have. Does the Norway guy have a beard? If not, that changes the whole game
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:05, Reply)
He doesn't
Right now, he has no hair on his face at all.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)
my world-view
is shattered
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:07, Reply)
Now
I understand if you'd had a reason to HATE US ALL!!! Before, you should have hated only bearded people.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:09, Reply)
it's all very confusing
I am quite proud to have what must be the worst/shortest/most ignored flounce in history.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)
My other co-worker leaned over and said
"it's alright, he was planning on killing us all anyway."

I'm not sure about my reputation at work now.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Utterly unrelated, and not worth a new thread
Just thought I'd let you know that this is amusing the hell out of me, and you should read it too.

That is all.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:22, Reply)
I laughed so hard I shot my plants

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Don't people proof read their texts?
I do.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)
I do too
and after knowing of that webpage, even more.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:33, Reply)
I laughed
and then added it to the list of reasons why my phone is better than an iPhone. *smugs*
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:32, Reply)
I got a new work iPad today.
It's shit but all the mugs are drooling over it.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:34, Reply)
God you're bent.

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:35, Reply)
I know.

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:36, Reply)
They always do.
If I ever work out what magic Steve works to repackage existing things more prettily but lacking certain basic functionality and sell them for twice the price I'll be a fucking millionaire.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:37, Reply)
Can I just remind everyone that my iphone was free.

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:43, Reply)
No.8 is just a fucking lie.

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:35, Reply)
You're always
so negative. Can't you just laugh and leave it like that?
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:37, Reply)
Haha someone pretended to send a text that they really didn't!!!!
LOL!!!!!!!
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:39, Reply)
Just answer the questionnaire Boyce ^
it's for the good of future generations
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:44, Reply)
You're just gutted we know your real name now.

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:44, Reply)

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