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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I microwave it so it's unfrozen.
Then whack it in a frying pan. Timesaver.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:59, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
Suicide.
It's the only sensible option for somebody in such a hurry to embrace mortality.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:05, Reply)
I'm too busy chugging glasses and slapping arses to prepare food properly.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:08, Reply)
But surely you can take fifteen minutes to top yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:10, Reply)
I reckon I could do it in two.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:13, Reply)
I reckon I could do it in five.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:13, Reply)
There's only one way to find out.
dear investigating officer, this is an internet conversation and not an actual recruitment to suicide, yours etc
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:15, Reply)

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