Email it to me, I won't be able to do it today but will do it tomorrow for you.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:53, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

ARGH okay, email what? qualifications and that?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:54, Reply)

He's fishing for a tit-gaz, K - be warned.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:55, Reply)

I'll show him my tit tattoo if it helps get the process going a lot faster

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Is that a tattoo of a tit or a tattoo of something else on your tit

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:57, Reply)

I've got a tattoo of somebody else's arse on my arse.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:00, Reply)

I know a chap with a large ship tattooed on his arse.
It's the ship off the Cutty Sark whisky bottle. He did this for a single case of Cutty Sark whisky.


Cutty fucking Sark. This is not a joke.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Christ.
I'd maybe consider getting "It's pronounced "islay" you fucking pleb" along the length of my penis.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)

something else on my tit

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:04, Reply)

I've got a tattoo of a blue tit on my tit.
This is funny because I don't even like birds.
( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:05, Reply)

yo dawg, we heard you liked tits so we tattooed at tit on your tit so you can rub a tit while rubbin yo tit

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)

...BECAUSE UR GHEY!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:07, Reply)

You are as unpredictable as you are witty.

( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Have you got any kind of existing resume?
if not I will need education, qualifications, ALL previous work experience and an idea of what you want to do going forward so I can cherry pick all the good bits. Have you got my email or shall I gaz it to you?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:56, Reply)