Ah, that's more authentic, at least. I hope it's got proper medieval wi-fi

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Of course it has
all the information is transported by crows.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Now there's a system I could get behind

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)

You should start training your own
We could call you The Supreme Crow Master Sky+
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Good of you to suggest Sky+
As opposed to Virgin
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:32, Reply)

I didn't think of it
and thought the skies suited the crows better. Now, if you prefer to be a virgin, nobody is going to stop you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:34, Reply)

I was simply playing to the suggestion
that we're all spotty, sweaty-palmed virgins still living in our mothers' attics.

Ignore me. Sky will do just fine. Somebody will need to take it over once Rupert Murdoch has had his eyes pecked out by an entirely non-specific species of black bird.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:42, Reply)