Hahah I was in New York once and a shop assistant took it 'one louder' by asking 'how are you?'
I was somewhat annoyed by this fatuous enquiry so instead of the 'fine thanks' she was expecting I made up some lies about how 'not good, actually, my cat's just died and my dad's just lost his job' or similar and the look of dismay on the poor girl's face actually brings on a pang of guilt to this day.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:24, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You've just shattered my illusion of you being a sociopath.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:25, Reply)

I'm lying, really I think it's funny.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)

I was about to resoundingly mock you for feeling guilt

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Guilt is for the weak.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)

you tit
It's because we CARE. Or pretend to care. One of those two.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)