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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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How is this in anyway www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2019796/Pippa-Middleton-documentary-claims-reveal-Prince-Harry-relationship-details.html?ito=feeds-newsxml ever ever.

She's not even that hot.

Anyway what's the best lunch to have on a friday?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:15, 293 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Chippy.
Aside from a liquid lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)
I think Kate is the better looking one
the sandwich van here does a sausage, bacon, egg and tomato chutney baguette. That's pretty fucking good on a Friday
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:18, Reply)
Too much tomato and egg in that.
I agree, she's alright, I wouldn't write a whole article about her one handed though, like this guy did.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:20, Reply)
fuck no
I'd be fucking horrified by it all if I were her. or her boyfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)
I don't think either of them are particularly attractive, to be honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)
kate was nicer before she got so skinny

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:20, Reply)
Meh
They both look like over-tanned Sarf'ampton pikeys.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)
Don't mention that awful, awful place.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:35, Reply)
Snow leopard on toast.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:20, Reply)
Going shopping, will buy lunch in town
Am open to suggestions
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:20, Reply)
Greggs cornish pastie
Either that, or a Chicken Tarka Masala. It's like tikka, but a little 'otter.

Then wash it down with a pint of Carling.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:22, Reply)
it's illegal to call it cornish

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:24, Reply)
Sorry, 'traditional' pasty.
www.greggs.co.uk/menu/savouries/cornish-pasty
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:24, Reply)
131 people like that shit?
Bet they're all northern.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:26, Reply)
Even I wouldn't eat that shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:27, Reply)
Pippa middletons arse?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:29, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:31, Reply)
I'd rather eat that than anything from Gregg's

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Does this count as 'from Greggs?'
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:35, Reply)
I don't get Greggs, some of their cakes are alright at best, but in general, their sandwiches and pasties and food as a whole, is dull and borring.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)
perhaps she;s a nice person
oh, hang on, that's not a good enough criteria for girls

lunch = supernoodles
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:20, Reply)
You are correct.
It isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:20, Reply)
lol bitter

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)
totally
not that I'd want to fuck prince harry
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:22, Reply)
Flavour?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:22, Reply)
sweet and sour
but I've added tomato sauce, chilli sauce and some other things I found in the kitchen
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:26, Reply)
I've found that a good covering of black pepper improves them 100%

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:27, Reply)
I'd point out here
that women who say looks aren't important and that a good personality and sense of humour are what matter are lying bitches.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:23, Reply)
They can't even apply these bitter, jealous logic between themselves.
Always trying to be the prettiest girl in the room etc. Always going for the well-hung stallions like me, I feel sorry for other guys, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:24, Reply)
clearly they are
but (at least in my case) I don't judge worth (beyond worth screwing) by looks

also, I am a bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:27, Reply)
Posh bird has arse. It's not really news.
I'm having pork wraps, chips and salad.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:28, Reply)
I wonder if you can like her arse on facebook?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:30, Reply)
The article says her arse has a FB group

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:31, Reply)
Most probably.
It's the sort of grown up thing that happens on it.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:31, Reply)
chip salad!
king of foods
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:30, Reply)
With chili sauce it's the King.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:33, Reply)
woah! slow down Gordon Ramsey!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:34, Reply)
At least you didn't call me Jamie Oliver.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:36, Reply)
Pukka!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:37, Reply)
well, it was one of those two, I couldn't think
of any other chefs. I suppse it could have been Gonz
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:37, Reply)
Chefs are overrated.
Cooking isn't difficult.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:38, Reply)
unlike spelling.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:39, Reply)
Or capitalisation.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:39, Reply)
Or leaving things be

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:40, Reply)
Or full stops.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:42, Reply)
It's been edited now.
Happy?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:41, Reply)
Well, now I just look silly.
And I'm in pain. *sadfaces*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:42, Reply)
That has made me happy.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:47, Reply)
Hurrah

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)
Chippy and a liquid lunch.
Helps the boring Friday afternoons fly by.

And Pippa Middleton still has a great arse.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:30, Reply)
Still? you mean she hasn't shat it off yet?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:31, Reply)
Don't think so.
Everyone would be using this button if she did though:

www.dramabutton.com
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:32, Reply)
I just had a four bean salad.
But I'm mental and heated it up a bit cos I hate them cold. I'm still hungry.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:35, Reply)
I thought you were a bloke.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:37, Reply)
Anorexic too, apparently.
Four beans are not enough for anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:38, Reply)
I shouldn't have laughed at that.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:52, Reply)
I don't see what all the fuss is about her
A chilli-cheese toastie sounds good to me right now, Today I have some bacon and eggs that need to be used so that'll do....with a pint of hot rum maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:38, Reply)
I thought you said this was a better thread?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:42, Reply)
I was being super ironic

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:44, Reply)
How many kilospoons is that?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:45, Reply)
I'm having a hot slice of irony pie
I've just come out of an interview for a job I really wanted, having fucked it up, to discover a voicemail from the people I interviewed for last week offering me a job I really didn't want. Gay. Gay. Gay.
(berk, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:45, Reply)
Hey at least someone's offered you a job.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:45, Reply)
Yes, but it's only a six month contract
and from what they said at interview it would involve working with a complete tool.
(berk, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)
Still better than nothing, no?
I'M BEING POSITIVE FOR YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:52, Reply)
from you Monters, that means a great deal
thank you.
(berk, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:00, Reply)
Are you sure you've got no chance for today's job?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:47, Reply)
Well, never say never and all that
I certainly don't think I impressed them, however, and they are interviewing some 15 people for 3 positions so they likelihood of me being offered it on the basis of 'being shit, but less shit than the others' is slim. Of the interviews I've had this year, it's been the worst.
(berk, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:52, Reply)
Bugger :( that's bad luck
hope the interviews go better for you from now
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:00, Reply)
I haven't got any more lined up :(

(berk, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:02, Reply)
when do you find out?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:02, Reply)
Did you fuck it up in a comedy way/

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:52, Reply)
I read that 'in a comely way'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:53, Reply)
On the plus side, you're not unemployable.
And don't feel that you're forced to take a job you don't want because it's the first one that you've been offered.

Pretend you haven't got the voicemail yet. When will you find out about the other job?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:04, Reply)
early next week
I can put one off til I find out about the other.
(berk, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)
I'd cross my extremities for you
but they're currently in too much pain.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)
Oh Berk, I think you're right in what you imply, an affair would help things.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)
One day I'll learn to say "Hello, how are you?".

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Kate is definitely prettier
Alt: Have the delicious option of a ham and cheese toasted sandwich with chilli mayonnaise
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:45, Reply)
They are both dull although Kate is better looking when she had some meat on her bones.
I had a low fat tuna salad from M&S and some starmix.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:57, Reply)
Tuna sandwich is what I am having
Vegetable Katsu Curry is what I'd like *sadface*.

Yeah, maybe he is fucking her, the royals always have fucked anything that moves, it's only recently anyone knew or cared.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:01, Reply)
people always knew
they just didn't shout about it for fear of losing their head
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:01, Reply)
Point
I guess I just mean it wasn't in the papers, so people who wanted to could pretend it wasn't happening.

Oh, and I finally worked out your username /slow
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:09, Reply)
is that something else you learned
on wikipedia guinea pig page?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)
it is indeed.
Before that I just thought you liked caves.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:11, Reply)
you suck

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:13, Reply)
Only when they pay me.
Or just ask me nicely and pretend they'll like me in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:18, Reply)
I bet they get away with murder.
I reckon they have coke and stripper parties non stop.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:05, Reply)
wouldn't you?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:09, Reply)
Oh I'd be at it non stop.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)
since I'm reading game of thrones at the moment
I'm going to say yes they do, also plotting, scheming and trying to kill each others' kids
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:12, Reply)
probably less plotting these days
the job ifs fairly secure, after all.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)
I think she's pretty but definitely doesn't look like her sister.
I don't think it should be a special lunch. It's just friday. Not a celebration.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:04, Reply)
GOT TO GET DOWN ON FRIDAY

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:05, Reply)
I COULD GET DOWN WITH SOME FRIED CHICKEN
AND NOT KFC SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)
For god's sake don't open with that when you go to TGIF for an interview.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:05, Reply)
I'm fucking excellent at customer service, I'll be all "Welcome to Friday's, how are y'all doin' today? Good, good. What can I get y'all to drink"
and they'd totally be all YOU ARE AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:11, Reply)
*tips*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:12, Reply)
Hmm wouldn't work in the UK
We don't like to be served by chirpy people. We prefer a more surly waiter.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:13, Reply)
The sort that just stands there and looks at you?
I hate that.
I went to the butchers the other day and his son was working and he did that. I wanted to swat some manners into him. Weren't he raised in the country? Golly.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Anytime anyone ever says golly I'm reminded of this
Click for large image.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)
*doesn't get it*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:21, Reply)
It's the female lead from Back to the Future.
And said "Golly" a lot.

Never mind, it's just how my mind works.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)
You'd be OK
Being an obvious septic, people would accept it from you. If I id it they'd know I was taking the piss.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)
hmm...if I were to punch you for calling me a septic, that'd be acceptable right?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:21, Reply)
I'm lazy
I keep remembering it should be red-neck and not yank and then not bothering to type it. Can we agree on an acceptable short and derogatory term for your people?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:23, Reply)
redneck is about as derogatory as I'll let you get, bub

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)
You'll have to travel a long way to punch me.
Which bit of the south are you in again? Do they still lynch people?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)
don't be stupid

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)
Sorry, I thought that was a bit OTT once I posted it
but then deleting it wouldn't guarantee you hadn't seen it but would make it harder for you to call me a tit.

*offers internet hugz*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:36, Reply)
I live in Virginia, by the way, which means I'm not a total swampmonster but I also don't have much of an accent.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Shame about the accent
I'd have thought that was one of the best bits.

*looks up Virginia on a map*
That's more middling than south, really. I'm sure it's.... erm pretty or something /knows nothing about america
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:09, Reply)
It's gorgeous, actually.
And it's the south.
I don't tell you "facts" about where you live, do I?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:14, Reply)
I once had a Canadian telling me that while we may not have the Euro in Devon
the rest of the UK definitely did.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:15, Reply)
Because he'd definitely know.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:17, Reply)
she
but yeah, all you can do in that situation is introduce mr face to mrs palm
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)
Have a gander at the photo album on my facebook 9/12/2009 or something like that
there's a fuck ton of photos from the national park here
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)
Don't be ridiculous.
You're not black.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:56, Reply)
How about hillbilly?
Or maybe clodhopper, hick or rube?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)
Are hillybillies southern?
I thought they were mountain folk.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)
Yes because they don't have mountains in the south.
Definitely. The Appalachians are in upstate New York, right?

*belms*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)
I definitely cannot see The Appalachians out my bedroom window.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)
Fuck you Boyce
/ac

I'm geographically illiterate, it's a very debilitating condition, compounded by not needing to know where anything is outside of London, because it's all shit, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:47, Reply)
Does rather make the whole 'teasing Americans because you perceive them to be ignorant' game a little trickier.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:48, Reply)
you'd think so, wouldn't you?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)
clodhoppers are shoes
hick is okay
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)
Agreed on the shoes
My mum used to call them that, but the term seems to have gone out of common usage.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)
From what I've seen of some hillbillies on TV
They seem a pretty smart bunch. The guy from Dual Survival, for instance.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:43, Reply)
I saw this documentary about them once.
They discovered oil and moved to LA.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)
Country Bumpkin !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)
Let's not be horrible to Kristine folks.
Not this week.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)
Ah man, don't give me special treatment or anything ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)
You deserve a bit of pandering.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:43, Reply)
Naw :)

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)
The first time I went to america
every shop assistant was like "Hi, how are ya?" and smiley. It was quite a culture shock.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)
We are LOVELY and that's why you all hate us, it's not because we're fat.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)
we don't want people being all smiley and helpful
if I wanted a chat I'd go see my mates.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:21, Reply)
well fuck off the internet then

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)
I wasn't talking about now
I meant in a restaurant or a shop
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)
I know.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)
I know you know

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)
I know you know I know

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)
the potion with the poison is in the flagon with the dragon

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:14, Reply)
My girls are going to be so disappointed in us.
Our shop assistants look at you like you're not fit to empty their bins.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:21, Reply)
Mostly lovely.
New Yorkers can fuck the fuck off. People from Virginia are nice enough though.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:21, Reply)
This is true.
My friend Laurie certainly is.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Americans who have been to England always seem surprised at how polite I am.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)
I went out with an American girl for a bit.
She had to learn how to eat properly with cutlery when she came here. She was fucking brilliant though.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)
what, did she just use her hands to smash the food into her face?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)
You eat like trained chimps.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)
Chopped it all up first, and then ate it all by fork with an elbow on the table.
I mean, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:36, Reply)
the heathen
/has never ever done that in her life, honest
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)
I still love you, no matter what.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)
*beams*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:49, Reply)
I've known a few Americans who do it
it's really weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:57, Reply)
^oh, this. With the cutlery, I mean.
They're fascinated to watch me pile food on the back of my fork. It's like they're watching some tribal ritual or something.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)
I've only seen this in movies.
You actually do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:34, Reply)
It's how you'rer meant to do it.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)
You'rer not wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)
my gonzism is getting wurs

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)
see also, not holding the knife like a pen.

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:56, Reply)
I have great pals in New York. They're excellent people.


Perhaps they just thought you were a wanker and didn't mind you knowing this?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:25, Reply)
No, really.
The Americans I was travelling with remarked on the fact as well. This one guy who worked in the left luggage facility was a complete and total tool. I had to deal with him four times in the course of my visit to the States, and he was a dick every single time.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)
You only disliked him because you were in the left luggage department and he was mocking your name.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:36, Reply)
Hahah I was in New York once and a shop assistant took it 'one louder' by asking 'how are you?'
I was somewhat annoyed by this fatuous enquiry so instead of the 'fine thanks' she was expecting I made up some lies about how 'not good, actually, my cat's just died and my dad's just lost his job' or similar and the look of dismay on the poor girl's face actually brings on a pang of guilt to this day.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)
You've just shattered my illusion of you being a sociopath.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:25, Reply)
I'm lying, really I think it's funny.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)
I was about to resoundingly mock you for feeling guilt

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)
Guilt is for the weak.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)
you tit
It's because we CARE. Or pretend to care. One of those two.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)
I was thinking that
Do different foods taste different on different days of the week?
I don't know but I have managed to use the word "different" three times in that sentence.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:07, Reply)
I'll tell you, Chinese isn't so great in the middle of the week

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:14, Reply)
Racist

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)

R L
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:18, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Tonight I really fancy a steak with blue cheese melted on top and home made chips on the side.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)
horseradish on steak is the most amazing

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:36, Reply)
Agreed, but chimichurri is better.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)
where do you catch that?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:47, Reply)
Make your own: takes minutes, keeps for ages.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:52, Reply)
I don't care enough about either of them to be able to tell them apart*
A cursory glance at Pippa (or is it Kate?) suggests the somewhat disinterested response "Yeah, probably would..."

*Although apparently I care enough to post about it in an online discussion
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:05, Reply)
To be fair, if he wasn't royalty, you'd totally say he's punching above his weight.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:06, Reply)
He's not royalty.
They're just pretending he is.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)
This is my favourite commet from the site
TLC CHANNEL RE .QUEEN OF ENGLAND.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOEVER STATED THIS SHOULD GET RE-EDUCATED WITH REGARDS TO BRITISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MONARCHY. BRITAIN.----------------- SCOTLAND , IRELAND, ENGLAND AND WALES. THESE COUNTRIES MAKE UP BRITAIN. HENCE THE BRITISH MONARCHY. NOT ENGLISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALSO UNION JACK FLAG. NOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT THE ENGLISH FLAG. BUT BRITISH. GOD HELP US ALL WITH IDIOTS LIKE THIS PRESENTING A DOCUMENTARY.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:13, Reply)
Fuck me that's some Speek ur branez level stuff right there,

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:14, Reply)
That's beautiful, man.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:23, Reply)
I think their exclamation mark key is stuck
you should unstick it by repeatedly beating them over the head with their keyboard until they are very quiet as if they were dead.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)
My boss is spectacularly unpleasant by email.
Once I started replying in capitals with fifteen question marks after everything he got a little better.

Example:

'XYZ is still not done. WHY?????????'

reply:

'BECAUSE I KEEP GETTING DISTRACTED BY ILL-MANNERED, SHOUTY EMAILS!!!!!!!!!'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)
Its funny because she actually is Queen of England.
It being an individual nation.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)
For what it's worth I'd bang the arse off either Kate or Pippa
and there's not a man alive who wouldn't.

Friday's are for office cakes. A bloke in here is leaving today. I don't know him, I haven't worked with him, and I didn't even know his name until the email came out publicising his leaving cakes.

However, I was first in the stampede for the cakes - which incidentally were stupendous.

Does this make me a bad person? Or just a fat cunt?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)
Jimmy Somerville wouldn't.
Neither would George Michael. Or Darth.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)
I said man, not raging woofter.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)
There's not a man alive whose standards or tastes or sexual preferences are different to yours?
Dude. Is your name Steven Morrissey?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)
He was RUBBISH in 'Bob the Builder'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:34, Reply)
Can we fix it ... on a hillside desolate?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:36, Reply)
He's a fucking awful electrician as well
his lights never go out.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Listen Shambo, we're talking about real sexy tiemes with real ladies
...and this is the internet. Do keep up old boy.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)
Who's that BBC Breakfast presenter Al fancies?
They look like her older sisters.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:53, Reply)
Bill Turnbull?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Yeah, that's the one.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:57, Reply)
Sportscow fancies Susannah Reid
As do I. Don't know Al's choice though. I hope she's sturdily-built, whoever she is.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:56, Reply)
Susannah Reid.
That's the one. They look like older, more worn out versions of her.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:57, Reply)
Older versions?
Susannah is about 40, so I believe.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Yes, older versions.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:03, Reply)
I GOT A RELPY FROM SCROOBULUS PIP AND DAN LE SAC ! OH MAN !
www.facebook.com/lesacvspip/posts/10150264626906924
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:36, Reply)
Haha you nutter.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)
Hahaha.
Champion Internetting Right There.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)
Superb.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:43, Reply)
internet validation!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:44, Reply)
You're some sort of internet genius.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:47, Reply)
My sister's sweet vajayjay.

(FuckOffBert, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:54, Reply)
oh great
another hilarious sockpuppet. what a fucking treat.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:56, Reply)
I bet it's someone who thinks they're funny.
Place your bets
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:56, Reply)
my money's on Bobby
I just have a hunch
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:58, Reply)
Funnily, his was the first name that jumped into my mind, too.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:59, Reply)
Fuck off, Igor.

(FuckOffBert, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:00, Reply)
Is capitalism right or wrong?
I have a hunch b3ta.com/search/posts?q=vajayjay
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Wrong.
Next question.
(FuckOffBert, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:07, Reply)
this is still saying Bobby to me

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:14, Reply)
OK: would you please delete this account and then die, in that order?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:16, Reply)
Oh, come on.
I used to really enjoy Bert.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)
are you his sister?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:20, Reply)
step-sister.
So it's legal. OK??!!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:25, Reply)
Well your hunch is wrong. Fucking douche.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Oh wow a comedy account
I fucking love this stuff, it'll be well entertaining
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:56, Reply)
*jazz hands*

(FuckOffBert, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Oh great. I love comedy characters, me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:56, Reply)
That said, the trio of near-identical responses from my colleagues and me is genuinely amusing.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:57, Reply)
I share your amusement

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:58, Reply)
True although worrying.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:58, Reply)
Oh man
I'm looking forward to the riot of laughter that inevitably results from people-pretending-to-be-other-people-for-fun, this is such a definitely-not-tedious-and-overused comic device.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:59, Reply)
too late to the party bitch
now you just look like a wannabe
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:59, Reply)
There were only two responses when I started typing this :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:00, Reply)
that's because you are a remedial

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:00, Reply)
My head dobber can't keep up with the fucking speed of this place.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:01, Reply)
You don't count

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:59, Reply)
Yeah well I can't keep my legs together, this makes me better than you.
/rachelswipe defence
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Don't harsh the Swipe!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)
I'll harsh whomever I fancy, bucko.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:07, Reply)
That's harsh.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:08, Reply)
the bitterness is strong in this one
strong i tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:28, Reply)
What took you so long*?

*to sign out of 'FuckOffBert', crestfallen that you weren't greeted by high-fives and cheers, and glum-faced, sign back in as the old workhorse 'Kroney'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:01, Reply)
This is the single most insulting thing that anyone has ever said to me.
Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:03, Reply)
It's the knacker's yard for you, boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:03, Reply)
I feel sorry for the poor sod who has to empty his freezer.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Curses!
Is it my inabilty to form a cohesive sentence that gave me away?
(FuckOffBert, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)
It's your inability to stop fucking your sister!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:07, Reply)
I call her 'mini-me'.

(FuckOffBert, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:09, Reply)
More rewarding than wanking
whilst looking in the mirror?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:11, Reply)
Only if the mirror is concave and makes the hands look tiny.

(FuckOffBert, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:13, Reply)
You like the "Beadle-handing"?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:15, Reply)
I think Chompo's sniffed out the culprit, you know.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:07, Reply)
*puts on manly voice*
No he has not!
(FuckOffBert, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:08, Reply)
Fuck off, Freefair.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:09, Reply)
If it's FreeFare, then they really, really need to check the popular page.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:11, Reply)
good plan
death by complete fucking tedium is the only course
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:13, Reply)
Careful there Vipros, he may write a hilarious story about you
Oh... you're not bothered? Wait... come back!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:15, Reply)
I'd click I like this on that post
but if it gets on the popular page you'll only bang on about it for the next week.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:16, Reply)
I don't care enough anymore

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)
I should have said "like The Luggage"
for that was the joke.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:21, Reply)
ah I see
I totally missed that one. I was trying to think if I'd gone on about popular page stuff, couldn't remember and assumed I probably had.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:22, Reply)
You are a terrible beaker.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:25, Reply)
a fucking dull one to boot

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:27, Reply)
10/10

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:16, Reply)
So *that's* what dashed hope feels like.
Seeing the L sign, and thinking, "oh, a newbie!" and then reading the username and post...
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:04, Reply)
This sort of thing is the reason genuine newbies get such a rough ride.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:20, Reply)
In a way, it was amusing.
Then again, so is cancer.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)
yay! the civil service is full of larpers!
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2020001/Cyberslackers-Civil-Service-Officials-make-tens-thousands-web-visits-taxpayers-time-money.html

that site they talk about is the faction I used to be in

haha! everyone is doomed!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Sack them all!!! Civil service, bunch of slacker wasters like council workers!!!
- English and Proud, England, UK, 29/7/2011 6:35
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:13, Reply)
They don't do anything that
couldn't be done better by the private sector.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:14, Reply)
The private sector are quite welcome to bid for nearly everything the public sector do.
They don't though, because they're can't do things like remove services that are unprofitable or provide access to everyone rather than their desired market.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Textbook answer.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)
That's because it's correct.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)
Pish.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:25, Reply)
Then counter it rather than just saying it's "text book"
I work for the public sector for a profitable contract, I went up against private companies in the last round of tendering. They pulled out when they found out they had to train their staff for dealing with vunerable adults and child protection, had to provide translation services, had to print large print and braile letters and wouldn't be immune from prosecution for deaths related to their service (health based) if they could accept that they would have won the contract.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Your original response is a one dimensional answer that is predicated
on the understanding that the new "service supplier" can come in and replace something like the NHS (or whatever piece the private companies wnat to earn from). I don't agree with this approach or that it is possible, like you.

That isn't to say that we couldn't replace the whole fucking shebang with private healthcare which is paid for at the point of use and not free.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:36, Reply)
We could but we could also punch ourselves repeatedly in the face
which is a better idea with less drastic consequences for our health. Have you seen the American system? It's designed to make rich people richer, if anyone gets medical treatment that's an unfortunate side-effect that they're working to eliminate.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:46, Reply)
I totally agree. I pay shed loads of tax and NI and this is why.
It's money well spent.

I just can't stand the sense of fucking entitlement that these bastards have.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:50, Reply)
seriously true
the Bears are a bunch of rowdy drunks with bad scottish accents
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:14, Reply)
and you were their little Welsh mascot?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)
grrr
(no one is scottish, they all just pretend, badly)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:26, Reply)
like how you pretend to be english?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:28, Reply)
and you pretend to be human

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:28, Reply)
I'm just waiting for the mothership
to come and pick me up and take me away from this hole.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Oh christ, there is some proper fucking thick people on there, like, seriously incredably thick.
It doesn't say if they were browsing on a break or not, and all those people who are commenting mid-day must be unemployed or not at work at the moment, because otherwise they'd be hypocrites.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:28, Reply)
they've blatantly cherry-picked the stupidest ones as well
loads on there could very easily are related to work
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)
All news sites can be related to policy and therefore work related
guv.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:32, Reply)
and the larp site
might have just been the government checking they weren't gonna start something
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:33, Reply)
bet365 advertise everywhere so it's probably just their banner ads being logged
I had this in weblogs, I was browsing local newspaper stories and they were riddled with sleazy ads.

Plus we used IE6 up until a few months ago, so couldn't block ads.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:48, Reply)
It's not me, I started soulbowl then got bored, it's too much like hard work.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:25, Reply)
did anyone figure that out?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Dunno only used him for two days then got bored.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)
I was undecided if you'd put in the effort
the words used and stuff seemed like you though.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Sod off miss marPle

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:32, Reply)

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