For what it's worth I'd bang the arse off either Kate or Pippa
and there's not a man alive who wouldn't.

Friday's are for office cakes. A bloke in here is leaving today. I don't know him, I haven't worked with him, and I didn't even know his name until the email came out publicising his leaving cakes.

However, I was first in the stampede for the cakes - which incidentally were stupendous.

Does this make me a bad person? Or just a fat cunt?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:29, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Jimmy Somerville wouldn't.
Neither would George Michael. Or Darth.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)

I said man, not raging woofter.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)

There's not a man alive whose standards or tastes or sexual preferences are different to yours?
Dude. Is your name Steven Morrissey?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)

He was RUBBISH in 'Bob the Builder'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Can we fix it ... on a hillside desolate?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:36, Reply)

He's a fucking awful electrician as well
his lights never go out.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Listen Shambo, we're talking about real sexy tiemes with real ladies
...and this is the internet. Do keep up old boy.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Who's that BBC Breakfast presenter Al fancies?
They look like her older sisters.
( Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Bill Turnbull?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Yeah, that's the one.

( Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Sportscow fancies Susannah Reid
As do I. Don't know Al's choice though. I hope she's sturdily-built, whoever she is.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Susannah Reid.
That's the one. They look like older, more worn out versions of her.
( Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Older versions?
Susannah is about 40, so I believe.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Yes, older versions.

( Kroney, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:03, Reply)