If I'm in a hurry, yes.
Though I'm more Brown Bottle than Superman.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:55, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Brown bottle?
Red pants don't suit the brown bottle. Neither do navy blue. I think you should go for green.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Green pants, just don't do it for me, sorry.
But on Saturday, a pair of sexy green knickers turned up with my clothes when I got home from the laundarette. They were clean too, and just the right size for my GF.

What should I do?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Ask her with your most "non-guilty" face
if they are hers. Or throw them away. Otherwise you'll be in trouble.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I'm certain they are not hers
I could by the matching bra, and give them as a present.

But you are right, just leaving them in my pants draw would be suicide.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:15, Reply)

No, and yes
No: do not give them as a present, please, it's disgusting.
Yes: it'd be suicide; you better get a gun and get it done quickly.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 12:27, Reply)